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Viva Miriya
Jan 9, 2007

Sergg posted:

Wasn't Hope Hicks loving at least two members of Trump's team? I seem to remember she was banging that guy who got shitcanned for repeatedly beating his wife and Corey Lewandowski, if I'm not mistaken.

link me some poo poo

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LtCol J. Krusinski
May 7, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

Solaris 2.0
May 14, 2008


Holy poo poo.
:captainpop:

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

Well duh, those kids are white.

BadOptics
Sep 11, 2012



Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

Well duh, those kids are white.

BadOptics
Sep 11, 2012

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1013016168377081856

Viva Miriya
Jan 9, 2007

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

[-]

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

Well duh, those kids are white.

On FLIR, everyone is white

:q:

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

Holy poo poo.

Viva Miriya
Jan 9, 2007

Woof Blitzer posted:

On FLIR, everyone is white

:q:

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016
Which towns, Donnie

Viva Miriya
Jan 9, 2007

Woof Blitzer posted:

On FLIR, everyone is white

:q:

or black

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1013023608040513537?s=19

donnie is to stupid

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones

Hot Karl Marx posted:


donnie is to stupid

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
Didn't OPEC and Russia just decide to up production anyhow? I seem to remember reading a headline about it in passing the past week or two.

bird food bathtub
Aug 9, 2003

College Slice

CRUSTY MINGE posted:

Didn't OPEC and Russia just decide to up production anyhow? I seem to remember reading a headline about it in passing the past week or two.

Major difference there is you can and do read stuff voluntarily and above the fifth grade level. He's that God drat simple minded and easy to manipulate. "Yes Donnie boy you're such a big strong boy you made the bigliest deal, we'll do the thing we announced to the world weeks ago just for you and we'll do it today."

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.


holy loving good god drat

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

We will have movies about MS13 owning towns old west style and a drifter will appear (not remotely unlikely to be played by Clint Eastwood himself) to fight them off and it will make billions.

Riot Carol Danvers
Jul 30, 2004

It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

In amongst all the great responses in that Twitter thread, there was this gem:

https://twitter.com/ValiantSentry/status/1013046463352340480

Waroduce
Aug 5, 2008
lol liberating towns what is this loving afghanistan? what american town does ms13 control lmao

psydude
Apr 1, 2008

Trump's threatening to pull US troops from Germany.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/worl...m=.9cfebeb6e830

Except I'm pretty sure that would require ripping up all sorts of treaties and poo poo he doesn't have the authority to scrap.

Riot Carol Danvers
Jul 30, 2004

It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

Waroduce posted:

lol liberating towns what is this loving afghanistan? what american town does ms13 control lmao

https://www.washingtonpost.com/?utm_term=.d826f5bd0c2a

Apparently a town seven miles from the white house (but it's not on the border so it doesn't really exist to them)

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones

Lol.

Syrian Lannister fucked around with this message at 15:17 on Jun 30, 2018

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





psydude posted:

Trump's threatening to pull US troops from Germany.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/worl...m=.9cfebeb6e830

Except I'm pretty sure that would require ripping up all sorts of treaties and poo poo he doesn't have the authority to scrap.

ok seriously what the gently caress

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

Hot Karl Marx posted:


donnie is to stupid as the sun is to bright

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Slavic Crime Yacht posted:

ok seriously what the gently caress
Half the country is retarded and they managed to crown a king.

dscruffy1
Nov 22, 2007

Look out!
Nap Ghost

BadOptics posted:

Wasn't his wife also pregnant/just had a kid?

I thought that was The Mooch.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
the weird point in your life when you say the germans should probably build up their military

SlightlyMad
Jun 7, 2015


Gary’s Answer

psydude posted:

Trump's threatening to pull US troops from Germany.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/worl...m=.9cfebeb6e830

Except I'm pretty sure that would require ripping up all sorts of treaties and poo poo he doesn't have the authority to scrap.

Soft power is gone, basing military power abroad is soon history, alliances are dead, trade wars everywhere. What's next for the Imbecil and his Reptilican Party? We are not yet even halfway in the first term of this presidency!

This age is truly something to behold and wonder. I have lived to see the Soviet Union collapse, now the US is imploding from a critical mass of sheer stupidity. All hail China, I guess.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


I expect Republicans to do everything they can to gently caress over women, and gays, and brown people. What I didn't expect was them to gleefully go skipping off a cliff for a chance to destroy the international order. They all love Kim Jung Un all of the sudden because an orange dumbfuck told them he was good. North Korea has been a vicious enemy of this country their entire lives and now they love it because some scam artist thinks he's making a bigly deal.

I have been a ball of rage for 2 years now and it's loving exhausting.

GoGoGadget
Apr 29, 2006

psydude posted:

Trump's threatening to pull US troops from Germany.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/worl...m=.9cfebeb6e830

Except I'm pretty sure that would require ripping up all sorts of treaties and poo poo he doesn't have the authority to scrap.

This really sucks because we were kinda banking on being able to stay in Germany forever to avoid the country's descent into Gilead. Now my wife will have to go from a 50k+ with housing teaching job to some warzone where she'll probably be killed in a mass shioting

Viva Miriya
Jan 9, 2007

Casimir Radon posted:

I expect Republicans to do everything they can to gently caress over women, and gays, and brown people. What I didn't expect was them to gleefully go skipping off a cliff for a chance to destroy the international order. They all love Kim Jung Un all of the sudden because an orange dumbfuck told them he was good. North Korea has been a vicious enemy of this country their entire lives and now they love it because some scam artist thinks he's making a bigly deal.

I have been a ball of rage for 2 years now and it's loving exhausting.

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

psydude posted:

Trump's threatening to pull US troops from Germany.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/worl...m=.9cfebeb6e830

Except I'm pretty sure that would require ripping up all sorts of treaties and poo poo he doesn't have the authority to scrap.

But who will have sex with our 17 year olds and throw up in front of the local irish pub at 6pm? What are we to do?

/edit:

Also, :lol:, what a loving moron

psydude
Apr 1, 2008

Duzzy Funlop posted:

But who will have sex with our 17 year olds and throw up in front of the local irish pub at 6pm? What are we to do?

/edit:

Also, :lol:, what a loving moron

Do what every other country in Europe does: invite the British.

kupachek
Aug 5, 2015

This man’s brain is trembling in the balance between reason and insanity, and as he stalks on with clenched fist and sword in hand, as though he still saw those murderous Russians gunners.

SlightlyMad posted:

We are not yet even halfway in the first term of this presidency!


This was quite sobering when it sunk in.

Not even half way through.

Man you guys are hosed.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Duzzy Funlop posted:

But who will have sex with our 17 year olds and throw up in front of the local irish pub at 6pm? What are we to do?

/edit:

Also, :lol:, what a loving moron
Are we thinking of the same pub? I didn't care for it myself.

Nephzinho
Jan 25, 2008





kupachek posted:

Not even half way through.

*quarter

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
I’ve never thrown up in front of Thursty Nelly’s.

Maybe Tree Bar.

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

psydude posted:

Trump's threatening to pull US troops from Germany.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/worl...m=.9cfebeb6e830

Except I'm pretty sure that would require ripping up all sorts of treaties and poo poo he doesn't have the authority to scrap.

Didn't he say he was going to do this during the campaign?

Then again, he probably said everything during his rambling speeches.

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Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

psydude posted:

Do what every other country in Europe does: invite the British.

But they sound smart.

Casimir Radon posted:

Are we thinking of the same pub? I didn't care for it myself.

It's the same for literally every Irish Pub, I'm pretty sure

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