Baronjutter posted:

Why is security so painfully uptight at those basketball games?

oohhboy posted:

Who is this guy? He for real? loving beautiful.

mynameisbatman posted:

i dont know anything about china but now im in a youtube black hole and i just found the best thing i've ever seen

as a fellow alcoholic who owns a boston jersey i totally get this dude

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NgRNoH56318

Blistex posted:

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Audis on fire off the shoulder of the road. I watched diarrhea glitter in the dark near the Dong Dan Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like gutter oil in the drain. Time to die. . . of an easily treatable ailment because I chose to put my faith in TCM.

etalian posted:

Yup it's a Pro Click

His Chinese marriage market feature was drat hilarious too when he made up that fake resume

Cry Havoc posted:

the best are the cooking segments

https://youtube.com/watch?v=sHnFYcpTW-k

Blistex posted:

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Audis on fire off the shoulder of the road. I watched diarrhea glitter in the dark near the Dong Dan Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like gutter oil in the drain. Time to die. . . of an easily treatable ailment because I chose to put my faith in TCM.

bring back old gbs posted:

I wasn't sold on it until the concession stand ladies started cracking up once they realized it was him, it has to be at least a little legit.

At least some locals seem to like him which is a first for a youtuber

bring back old gbs posted:

pro click

Bajaj posted:

Bajaj posted:

My best current China story:
I was at a supermarket with CG and there was some yogurt drink that looked very thick and brown. She said the title was "baked yogurt" which was supposed to change the taste or something. I bought it to try and we left and were walking through the shopping center. It was like 9pm at night, so there were a bunch of day laborers sitting inside on the benches getting the free air-con.
I opened the yogurt. Brown and chunky. It smelled as sweet as all the other yogurts here. As I was taking my first swig of the goop and it reached my mouth, one of the laborers hocked a humongous loogie right onto the floor that had the exact consistency and color of the yogurt in my mouth, and I happened to look at him and the loogie at that moment. I started gagging immediately, and I threw the whole bottle into the nearest trash.

Bajaj posted:

https://i.imgur.com/4qWmhkq.gifv

Imperialist Dog posted:

My brain hurts

https://twitter.com/Icey_Jhang/status/1008285305579769856?s=19

Glenn Quebec posted:

This one is for Haier :

What the heck is going on?

Warning it's a fight (in India) so if you're sensitive to violence be warned. No blood or anything.


https://www.liveleak.com/view?t=ulyYn_1529258492

Bajaj posted:

The police just contacted Chaoshan Girl. They demanded to see my passport, because I don't show up in any records as having arrived here or being registered. I looked at my registration paper and saw all the information is exact and correct. I told her to ask them what was wrong. They sent her a photo of my record in their computer. My name is hilariously spelled wrong, and they are using the wrong passport number, and now pointing fingers at me like I am illegal here.
I mention the errors and send a photo of my registration papers, with the correct information. A few minutes later CG gets "Ok, there was no problem. Nevermind."

Face lost, face saved.

Power Khan posted:

You know, they'll show up at your door and will act as if that never happened and you're still very maximum illegal. "I hope you like pain."

Bajaj posted:

The police just contacted Chaoshan Girl. They demanded to see my passport, because I don't show up in any records as having arrived here or being registered. I looked at my registration paper and saw all the information is exact and correct. I told her to ask them what was wrong. They sent her a photo of my record in their computer. My name is hilariously spelled wrong, and they are using the wrong passport number, and now pointing fingers at me like I am illegal here.
I mention the errors and send a photo of my registration papers, with the correct information. A few minutes later CG gets "Ok, there was no problem. Nevermind."

Face lost, face saved.

simplefish posted:

Why would they contact CG about you? Are you shacked up together or something?

The White Dragon posted:

the girlfriend of the guy in the powder blue shirt was stepping to the half naked berserker, and then the guy in the shirt took a swing at him, so HNB ruined their day

pretty cut and dry imo. the video should be called "dumb rear end starts poo poo with berserking master"

Bajaj posted:

When she sent me the message, I started tidying my room because I almost expected that and I wanted to make sure my place was presentable for when they step in with their wet shoes and cigarettes lit to squint at my passport and compare whatever is in on their phones.

Kharnifex posted:

CG is the strong independent hero woman China needs.

Pirate Radar posted:

Give the woman her own show. If she tweets anything regrettable she can blame Ultra Lady-Khan 3000 and people will actually believe her.

Bajaj posted:

The police just contacted Chaoshan Girl. They demanded to see my passport, because I don't show up in any records as having arrived here or being registered. I looked at my registration paper and saw all the information is exact and correct. I told her to ask them what was wrong. They sent her a photo of my record in their computer. My name is hilariously spelled wrong, and they are using the wrong passport number, and now pointing fingers at me like I am illegal here.
I mention the errors and send a photo of my registration papers, with the correct information. A few minutes later CG gets "Ok, there was no problem. Nevermind."

Face lost, face saved.