8-bit scholar posted:

an abattoir of the most vile, unrepentent hatred and vitriol. 

Ariong posted:

an abattoir of the most vile, unrepentent hatred and vitriol.

quote:

I'm not going anywhere. My grandfather didn't die in World War Two just so that his kin would flee from danger at the first hint of a siren and the first glimpse of one of our fruity policemen's hats. My grandfather died of cancer in 1955.

Calaveron posted:

Somebody read too much Watchmen

jit bull transpile posted:

I didn't know watchmen was about how transgender surgeries were a gross bodily mutilation.

jit bull transpile posted:

I didn't know watchmen was about how transgender surgeries were a gross bodily mutilation.

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Well I guess you learned something today!

JacquelineDempsey posted:

Over in PYF SA Sagas, someone brought up the Naked King of Shoreditch. I'd forgotten how much I love this quote until re-reading that thread:

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Well I guess you learned something today!

Ignatius M. Meen posted:

was going to post in the bathroom spider thread to make it better but this is a better fit as a palate cleanser if nothing else

Big Centipede posted:

That guy is in a forum I post in. He's replicating a cave environment for amblypygids. They're harmless and I love them.

Pissed Ape Sexist posted:

Many harmless things have no business being near a making GBS threads human. If my buddy kept bread by the toilet, or if there was a termite mound in the sink, or if Gordon from Sesame Street was taking a nap in there, it would still be weird as hell despite a low chance of mortal danger

Uptime Sinclair posted:

in the end, maybe the real victims of Vietnam were the ones we made along the way

Sagebrush posted:

it's completely the fault of his stupid loving childish corporate ADD (sorry, i don't know if a better way to describe it) too

he could absolutely have done just fine making teslas models s and x in the sort of quantities that BMW makes 7 serieses (about 10,000 per year) or porsche makes cayennes (about 18,000) and have had no problems being a small luxury car marque for the indefinite future.

well "luxury" and all that but you know what i mean.

but instead he has to decide that he's going to make the toyota corolla of EVs when he is woefully underequipped, dividing his effort to the point of incompetence. maybe if he stopped production of all other models? maybe?

but instead he doubles down and starts making an electric semi truck, something completely outside his company's spectrum.

and announces a new roadster and hints at a compact SUV.

and the solar roof tiles.

and the in-home battery pod.

and he's making the giant battery plant.

and there's the whole rocket company.

and there's the hyperloop poo poo.

and the tunnel boring organization.

and the flamethrowers.

and his website to rate truthiness.

he's a ten year old child hyperventilating about all the cool toys he wants and throwing tantrums whenever someone tries to cool him down.

muckswirler posted:

feature creep as a business model

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

TerminalRaptor posted:

Car Citizen

Reality Loser posted:

Sleeping pills are just irl sixers

Goa Tse-tung posted:

Krankenstyle posted:

& the coup de grâce:

Star Man posted:

If you want to watch people snap over a video game, go to a Diablo II community like the Amazon Basin and mention Enigma.

GoGoGadgetChris posted:

Or better yet, ask THIS thread about Ligma

Rinkles posted:

Okay. I'm asking this thread about ligma.

GoGoGadgetChris posted:

ligma BALLS bitch, lmao

Dameius posted:

Dameius posted:

nine-gear crow posted:

The fat man has no pages.

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

Much like in the republican congress, there are lots of pages and they're all white and have nothing on them but the sweat and shame of a fat rich creep.

Breetai posted:

Does anybody have the movie pitch idea about the stoners in the Vatican?

Breetai posted:

Does anybody have the movie pitch idea about the stoners in the Vatican?

Breetai posted:

Does anybody have the movie pitch idea about the stoners in the Vatican?

Marta Velasquez posted:

The Book of Leviticus?

Marta Velasquez posted:

The Book of Leviticus?

Breetai posted:

Does anybody have the movie pitch idea about the stoners in the Vatican?

Breetai posted:

Does anybody have the movie pitch idea about the stoners in the Vatican?

Breetai posted:

Does anybody have the movie pitch idea about the stoners in the Vatican?

Fecha posted:

Does anyone have the genius post about how easy it is to make a weed movie, detailing a makeshift plot about the pope's secret dank joint?
E: nevermind I found some redditor who stole it
"
Alright, jerkfaces, time for a real man to enter this movie pitching game.

The film starts by establishing that the Pope is dying and it's only a matter of time before he passes on to the great pulpit in the sky. So our two heroes, who have heard of the fabled Stash of Saladin in the Vatican archives, trek to the Vatican knowing that everyone will be distracted preparing for the upcoming papal selection, and they plan to try to steal the weed. Hilarity ensues as they stumble through set piece after set piece, including the aforementioned communion-wafer munchies, a scene in which they hide a joint in what turns out to be a ceremonial censer and get an entire congregation a contact high, and I dunno, a scene where they need to fill a bong with holy water or something.

The climax comes when they're caught and pursued through the city by the Swiss Guard, and through a series of mishaps end up in the Room of Tears and disguise themselves in robes that they find there. They finally end up smoking their stash but get caught halfway through and run away, but since it's very special ancient weed the smoke ends up billowing white, so the group assembled in St. Peter's Square think a new Pope has been elected, and somehow the two end up on the balcony and everyone mistakes them for the Cardinal Protodeacon and the new Pope, so one of them has to give a speech (in a nod to The Great Dictator) and he ends up making a plea that everyone chill and be more real to each other and stuff. And the speech goes over really well and everyone cheers and then we do a voice over by one of the guys saying that while he didn't actually become Pope everyone loved his speech so much that they were both given pardons by the real new Pope and they got the girls (earlier we will have established that they stirred some decidedly unchaste feelings in two young ladies who hadn't yet taken their final vows). Then after the credits we have a scene in which the new Pope goes down into the archive himself, locks the door behind him and takes a big hit off of Saladin's Stash and says "Ahhh...stercus bonus!" THE END

We call the film "The Most High," give it a tagline like "The dope is infallible" and release at Easter 2014. 4/20/14.

You're all welcome."
I'd credit the poster if I could.

frankenfreak posted:

RE: George R.R. Martin showing no signs of finishing the ASoIaF books

But Rocks Hurt Head posted:

[whispering to date while watching SM64 when Bowser first appears on the screen] That's Gay Bowser

ALFbrot posted:

"One thing's for certain: dads are in for a wild ride of breathing heavily and trying not to let the children smell their glistening members when they spy Sonic's tight-bodied, sultry friend Amy fluttering her come-hither lashes at the camera, as if saying to your humble reviewer that total carnal satisfaction is but a hedgehog's kiss away." - The New Yorker

avshalemon posted:

Ghost Leviathan posted:

It's a parody of a New Yorker reviewer getting a massive boner over Elastigirl only a few posts up, which was barely any less of a... thing.

dudeness posted:

Dicktales? Awoo!

Yestermoment posted:

I'm just glad that Hammond is a character that can not be tumblr'd into wanting to gently caress any of of the other heros.

kirbysuperstar posted: