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Archenteron
Nov 3, 2006

:marc:
My ideal comic would probably be Eric Nylund's Mortal Coils books in a visual format

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JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

We're normal now.
We love your family.
SGR hiatus update:

John Allison posted:

*** Upcoming, in order subject to change ***
ENGLISH COUNTRY GARDEN - Shauna Wickle deals with home horticulture at its most vicious.

YOGA SHE WRITES (MURDER SHE WRITES 2) - Shelley Winters and Charlotte Grote enter a world of lycra-clad intrigue.

CODSWALLOP - Desmond Fishman is forced into the underground wrestling scene.

HERE TO HELP - Unable to re-enter the workplace, Eustace Boyce attempts to put his unusual skillset to good use.

I think that's 33 weeks of comics fully plotted/completely written. After these I'll probably have to go into seclusion again. But they'll tide us over until then.

He also notes a switch back to larger sized pages, but also going to a M-W-F schedule.

Bongo Bill
Jan 17, 2012

My dream webcomic would be a science fiction story with a carefully designed premise that is not pastiche and also with an ending.

YggiDee
Sep 12, 2007

WASP CREW
My dream webcomic would be Digger 2: I Just Want More Digger, or Homestuck But With An Editor.

Dabir
Nov 10, 2012

bob and george but with more effort

TwoPair
Mar 28, 2010

Pandamn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta
Grimey Drawer
A gaming webcomic that both updates frequently and is good. I know that's a wild dream, you can only have one or the other.

Okay that one was a joke, my dream comic would be one that takes the piss at comics, like DC and Marvel (or other) ones. Wonderella kind of scratches that itch but what I'm really thinking is what if Gutters but written by not a total hack.

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?

Bongo Bill posted:

My dream webcomic would be a science fiction story with a carefully designed premise that is not pastiche and also with an ending.
Doctor McNinja.


A soft sci-fi comic that's set post-singularity, and looks at how that world runs by making a slice-of-life set there. Seems like a neat way to explore a setting without getting to caught up in navel-gazing. Questionable Content but brave/interesting.

Digamma-F-Wau
Mar 22, 2016

It is curious and wants to accept all kinds of challenges
My dream webcomic is my own webcomic, actually starting the dang thing, and also for someone to start posting it in the bad webcomics thread without anyone realizing it's mine

Rand Brittain
Mar 25, 2013

"Go on until you're stopped."

Bongo Bill posted:

My dream webcomic would be a science fiction story with a carefully designed premise that is not pastiche and also with an ending.

One Way?

A.o.D.
Jan 15, 2006
The closest I'll ever see to my platonic webcomic ideal is Concerned, the half-life and death of Gordon Frohman. Unlike many webcomics, it knew how to end.

Evrart Claire
Jan 11, 2008
Dream webcomic for me I think would just be something partway between Cheap Thrills and Octopus Pie in writing/tone but gayer and set in like a small/medium size town that could resemble someplace I've lived.

Ofaloaf
Feb 15, 2013

My dream comic involves someone discovering a secret magical society and promptly doing everything possible to blow that thing wide open or tear it down.

Stuff like Fables or any story involving a fantastic world of magic that exists hidden in our own just bothers me more and more as time goes on.

Tollymain
Jul 9, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
that seems like kind of a dick move

Dawgstar
Jul 15, 2017

A.o.D. posted:

The closest I'll ever see to my platonic webcomic ideal is Concerned, the half-life and death of Gordon Frohman. Unlike many webcomics, it knew how to end.

I'm still in mild shock that it ended. You're right, though.

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe
I want a comic that is the movie I fervently hoped, with little real expectation, that Prometheus would be.

Team of researchers, abandoned alien planet, lots of ruins porn, lots of big questions. Dark corners, immense machinery with unknown or unknowable purposes. Definitely a reference to Shelley's Ozymandias..

I guess maybe I could go reread Rendezvous With Rama again...

VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011
SWAP.AVI EXCHANGER

Ofaloaf posted:

My dream comic involves someone discovering a secret magical society and promptly doing everything possible to blow that thing wide open or tear it down.

Stuff like Fables or any story involving a fantastic world of magic that exists hidden in our own just bothers me more and more as time goes on.

gently caress I’d read that.

Ofaloaf
Feb 15, 2013

Tollymain posted:

that seems like kind of a dick move
They're magical gated communities with a wealth of information and skills and sometimes Actual Literal Wealth which they have consciously chosen to keep strictly to themselves. They're inherently more powerful than us and are commonly shown to still interact with the Regular World and influence it, but instead of submitting to our common laws they sometimes even apply their laws to common people without letting folks even know what's going on- in Harry Potter, regular folks get zapped with memory charms plenty, which seems like a really gross violation of a person if you try to take the concept seriously.

And all those skills and data kept squirreled away! Just imagine how many lives could be saved if the Secret Society of Magical Beings shared healing spells or whatever the gently caress. Shapeshifting involves controlled changes in mass and anatomy- I dunno, depending on what sort of fantasy shapeshifting is being used, I'd imagine that some of the principles of that could be used to treat cancerous cells. Hell, just being able to magically produce fire or lightning could do wonders for the reduction of all sorts of harmful power generation by substituting a nuclear reactor for a magical really hot fire that keeps a steam turbine going, even if it requires paying some wizard real high wages to keep that fire going.

There's a discussion in there about whether it's moral to keep patently useful information stuff secret and used for only an elite community, and there's a followup to that about what's right to share and what controls should be applied where, but that latter conversation can't be fairly had without that former one being settled first.

Tollymain
Jul 9, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
theres also the part where generally speaking humans are dangerously paranoid apes and blowing this kind of thing wide-open would go very poorly imo

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.
The hidden species in these stories are always assholes tho.

Tollymain
Jul 9, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
sometimes its like real life where mostly its just the ones in charge and their useful idiots

Ofaloaf
Feb 15, 2013

The Big Bad in a lot of stories comes from within those magical communities. Voldemort's a wizard, pretty nearly all the villains in Fables are fables themselves, etc.

The actions taken by these antagonists also often have an effect on regular people, be it through direct violent actions or spillover, but these victims or their relations are rarely ever shown any sort of justice.

wizzardstaff
Apr 6, 2018

Zorch! Splat! Pow!

Ofaloaf posted:

They're magical gated communities with a wealth of information and skills and sometimes Actual Literal Wealth which they have consciously chosen to keep strictly to themselves. They're inherently more powerful than us and are commonly shown to still interact with the Regular World and influence it, but instead of submitting to our common laws they sometimes even apply their laws to common people without letting folks even know what's going on- in Harry Potter, regular folks get zapped with memory charms plenty, which seems like a really gross violation of a person if you try to take the concept seriously.

And all those skills and data kept squirreled away! Just imagine how many lives could be saved if the Secret Society of Magical Beings shared healing spells or whatever the gently caress. Shapeshifting involves controlled changes in mass and anatomy- I dunno, depending on what sort of fantasy shapeshifting is being used, I'd imagine that some of the principles of that could be used to treat cancerous cells. Hell, just being able to magically produce fire or lightning could do wonders for the reduction of all sorts of harmful power generation by substituting a nuclear reactor for a magical really hot fire that keeps a steam turbine going, even if it requires paying some wizard real high wages to keep that fire going.

There's a discussion in there about whether it's moral to keep patently useful information stuff secret and used for only an elite community, and there's a followup to that about what's right to share and what controls should be applied where, but that latter conversation can't be fairly had without that former one being settled first.

Oh hey look it's the plot of the first season of Legend of Korra.

Edit: didn't mean to make that come across so dismissively. Just suggesting that you check out that show if you haven't already.

Ofaloaf
Feb 15, 2013

Korra dropped that plot like a sack of bricks, though. And the benders, while innately having a leg up thanks to bending, aren't really a secret world.

SlothfulCobra
Mar 27, 2011

Yeah, there's something really classist about normal people being some lesser beings incapable of understanding or dealing with the things that the class of ~special~ people deal with. All the muggles are just annoying herds of cattle to be redirected from anything supernatural to not disrupt the natural order.

Of course, it's an interesting dynamic for the lower classes to be totally unaware that the upper classes exist. Might make a good metaphor for the the futility of the american dream.

Tollymain
Jul 9, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

SlothfulCobra posted:

Yeah, there's something really classist about normal people being some lesser beings incapable of understanding or dealing with the things that the class of ~special~ people deal with. All the muggles are just annoying herds of cattle to be redirected from anything supernatural to not disrupt the natural order.

thats not what i said at all tho

mycot
Oct 23, 2014

"It's okay. There are other Terminators! Just give us this one!"
Hell Gem

Ofaloaf posted:

Korra dropped that plot like a sack of bricks, though. And the benders, while innately having a leg up thanks to bending, aren't really a secret world.

The benders are actually kinda exactly like your example of if the wizards in Harry Potter just took manual labor jobs.

Nuns with Guns
Jul 23, 2010

It's fine.
Don't worry about it.
That actually brings up something that bugged me about How To Be A Werewolf, which I think I've seen in some other urban fantasy webcomics too. I find it kinda bit weird that apparently being a werewolf makes it so that you can heal from any normal human illness, like brain damage or tumors. And it's possible to call in a favor to get a werewolf to bite the sick person and make everything better. Something feels off about being able to save someone you like or think is special enough to be inducted into your secret society and everyone else can get hosed.

Dogwood Fleet
Sep 14, 2013
I'd like to see a take on The Water Margin set in the Pacific Northwest. It could work as an anthology.

stab stabby
Mar 23, 2009

Nuns with Guns posted:

That actually brings up something that bugged me about How To Be A Werewolf, which I think I've seen in some other urban fantasy webcomics too. I find it kinda bit weird that apparently being a werewolf makes it so that you can heal from any normal human illness, like brain damage or tumors. And it's possible to call in a favor to get a werewolf to bite the sick person and make everything better. Something feels off about being able to save someone you like or think is special enough to be inducted into your secret society and everyone else can get hosed.

Yeah, this bugged me, too. The author seems to have made so many very thoughtful worldbuilding details that I'm kind of surprised it's not addressed. I feel like this could get explained away if there was like a limit to the number of werewolves that one werewolf could turn? Or if there were significant risks in the turning process - high chance of death or something even if an experienced werewolf did it.

A Wizard of Goatse
Dec 14, 2014

Ofaloaf posted:

They're magical gated communities with a wealth of information and skills and sometimes Actual Literal Wealth which they have consciously chosen to keep strictly to themselves. They're inherently more powerful than us and are commonly shown to still interact with the Regular World and influence it, but instead of submitting to our common laws they sometimes even apply their laws to common people without letting folks even know what's going on- in Harry Potter, regular folks get zapped with memory charms plenty, which seems like a really gross violation of a person if you try to take the concept seriously.

And all those skills and data kept squirreled away! Just imagine how many lives could be saved if the Secret Society of Magical Beings shared healing spells or whatever the gently caress. Shapeshifting involves controlled changes in mass and anatomy- I dunno, depending on what sort of fantasy shapeshifting is being used, I'd imagine that some of the principles of that could be used to treat cancerous cells. Hell, just being able to magically produce fire or lightning could do wonders for the reduction of all sorts of harmful power generation by substituting a nuclear reactor for a magical really hot fire that keeps a steam turbine going, even if it requires paying some wizard real high wages to keep that fire going.

There's a discussion in there about whether it's moral to keep patently useful information stuff secret and used for only an elite community, and there's a followup to that about what's right to share and what controls should be applied where, but that latter conversation can't be fairly had without that former one being settled first.

Does a civilization ever have the right to go uncolonized? The global south has vast mineral wealth, enormous pools of labor, exotic spices and medicines, and some really nice beaches they weren't really making optimal use of before the British and Spanish introduced them to the greater good.

You can just find the magical land of Original Character Do Not Steal grating and masturbatory without dressing it up.

Mors Rattus
Oct 25, 2007

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stab stabby posted:

Yeah, this bugged me, too. The author seems to have made so many very thoughtful worldbuilding details that I'm kind of surprised it's not addressed. I feel like this could get explained away if there was like a limit to the number of werewolves that one werewolf could turn? Or if there were significant risks in the turning process - high chance of death or something even if an experienced werewolf did it.

I’m pretty sure she’s mentioned risk before as being a big factor if you just bite folks at random because if it doesn’t go right they die.

Just, that doesn’t really matter when your other option is inoperable malignant brain tumor.

Wrist Watch
Apr 19, 2011

What?

A Wizard of Goatse posted:

Does a civilization ever have the right to go uncolonized? The global south has vast mineral wealth, enormous pools of labor, exotic spices and medicines, and some really nice beaches they weren't really making optimal use of before the British and Spanish introduced them to the greater good.

Yeah you can gently caress right off with this bullshit

the holy poopacy
May 16, 2009

hey! check this out
Fun Shoe

A Wizard of Goatse posted:

Does a civilization ever have the right to go uncolonized?

Yes

fritz
Jul 26, 2003

Dogwood Fleet posted:

I'd like to see a take on The Water Margin set in the Pacific Northwest. It could work as an anthology.

I'd be happy with a decent take on The Water Margin.

TheHan
Oct 29, 2011

Grind, you poor fool!
Grind straight for the stars!

A Wizard of Goatse posted:

Does a civilization ever have the right to go uncolonized? The global south has vast mineral wealth, enormous pools of labor, exotic spices and medicines, and some really nice beaches they weren't really making optimal use of before the British and Spanish introduced them to the greater good.

You can just find the magical land of Original Character Do Not Steal grating and masturbatory without dressing it up.

Dumbledore teaching a muggle how to make fire is definitely the same as the immeasurable suffering of countless people due to European Imperalism. This was a smart post to make in response to a legitimate criticism of a fantasy trope.

Nuns with Guns
Jul 23, 2010

It's fine.
Don't worry about it.

Mors Rattus posted:

I’m pretty sure she’s mentioned risk before as being a big factor if you just bite folks at random because if it doesn’t go right they die.

Just, that doesn’t really matter when your other option is inoperable malignant brain tumor.

It's implied that it can go bad, but that's weird too because something going spectacularly wrong in a hospital sounds like a great way to blow the cover right off the masquerade.

Bongo Bill
Jan 17, 2012

I mean, who'd want to read a story about an insular subculture that fears the scrutiny of the mainstream?

fun hater
May 24, 2009

its a neat trick, but you can only do it once
i would also love to read that story but instead its someone who gets rejected from like, a skull and bones society but with magic and makes it their mission to ruin their club meetings every week out of petty revenge

e: actually dibs

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Oct 25, 2007

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fun hater posted:

i would also love to read that story but instead its someone who gets rejected from like, a skull and bones society but with magic and makes it their mission to ruin their club meetings every week out of petty revenge

e: actually dibs

Isn’t that what you’ve already been writing

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fun hater
May 24, 2009

its a neat trick, but you can only do it once
from now on everyone has to write a tale of petty revenge gone terribly wrong, for my sake

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