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September
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# ? Jul 1, 2018 21:25 |
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# ? May 25, 2024 15:19 |
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Wizard of Oz-style water.
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# ? Jul 2, 2018 00:22 |
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Air Because air is always correct.
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# ? Jul 2, 2018 01:17 |
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Time and let her old age work against her?
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# ? Jul 2, 2018 12:43 |
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Level Three: Matilda's Final Task In which we have a lovely conversation with our old friend Matilda where nobody ends up in a stew pot, do a few good deeds, and reenact our favorite John Candy film. No, not that one. Not that one either. The one where Eugene Levy does a bunch of space cocaine. ...He did what in one of the American Pie sequels?
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# ? Jul 2, 2018 16:21 |
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Huh, I wasn't expecting that to be the actual way to kill her. I guess Hideo Kojima wasn't the first one to make "Let the person die of old age" be a solution to dealing with an old character.
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# ? Jul 2, 2018 21:38 |
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Randalor posted:Huh, I wasn't expecting that to be the actual way to kill her. I guess Hideo Kojima wasn't the first one to make "Let the person die of old age" be a solution to dealing with an old character.
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# ? Jul 2, 2018 22:22 |
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Level Three: Bugs, Berries, And Other Wildlife In which we pollute a river, then touch some insects inappropriately. Life, ah, finds a way.
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# ? Jul 3, 2018 16:13 |
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Ew
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# ? Jul 3, 2018 17:26 |
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If your decided solution is 'stroke the abdomen', you really shouldn't be using that size comparison, game. Pretty nice-looking T-Rex, I must admit.
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# ? Jul 3, 2018 21:35 |
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Level Three: It's Still Kinda Racist If They're Catmen In which we experience yet another vision quest, then get a chance to be a hero. If only we knew which side to be a hero for.
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# ? Jul 4, 2018 17:50 |
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something about pterodactyl-riding insects attacking an apparently crossbow-armed airship feels like a real missed opportunity for a standard trope. all these years, and has this theme been revisited? maybe it has i guess the insects might be the good guys this time???
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# ? Jul 4, 2018 18:11 |
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Will using 'mind' on the battle tell us more about what's going on, or does it count as an attack?
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# ? Jul 4, 2018 18:24 |
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inscrutable horse posted:Will using 'mind' on the battle tell us more about what's going on, or does it count as an attack?
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# ? Jul 4, 2018 19:34 |
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oystertoadfish posted:i guess the insects might be the good guys this time??? If I recall correctly, they worship the First Cause, which is at least not the Mad One. I don't remember anyone being mentioned previously as riding airships or using crossbows, so who knows what the other side is. But my guess is a highly technological species is unlikely to worship the Lady. My guesses as to outcomes for our various talisman options: Fire: re-enacts the Hindenburg disaster, regardless of which side you try to use it on. Cold: seems unlikely to do much. Might interfere with the pterodactyls. Wind: fucks both sides up. Earth: it's a sky fight. What do you think this is gonna do? Time: is too short of duration to alter things much, plus we may not be able to stop time for anyone but ourselves. Spirit/Mind: Nakar already said these do nothing. Lightning: kills some pterodactyls if used against them, or does the Hindenburg again if used on the blimp. So I'd say lightning the blimp.
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# ? Jul 4, 2018 20:11 |
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Do destroy the blimp, preferably using the almighty element of air.
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# ? Jul 4, 2018 21:21 |
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I'm hoping we can meet up with some insects and see if they're actually all Aristotelian philosophers, so blimp-smiting sounds like fun. Whether this is a terrible idea seems like it would rely on whether the First Cause is the Unmoved Mover of all order in the universe, or if it also was the cause of the primal chaos as well. If the former, they worship the power behind all the gods, and if the latter, they may view us as unwanted meddlers in the great cosmic scheme. ... it's also interesting to see that the logic puzzles answers are showing up here. This implies that when we were jousting earlier it was on Zebras.
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# ? Jul 4, 2018 21:32 |
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ManxomeBromide posted:... it's also interesting to see that the logic puzzles answers are showing up here. This implies that when we were jousting earlier it was on Zebras. which makes everyone in retrospect even more badass, Zebras absolutely did not brook any attempts at domesticating them.
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# ? Jul 4, 2018 21:54 |
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I wonder why the cat shaman is wearing a zebra mask. It's like if a person went around wearing a mask of a can of spam.
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# ? Jul 5, 2018 06:02 |
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Not really? Human cultures revered conventional foody animals all the time.
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# ? Jul 5, 2018 08:24 |
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Zanzibar Ham posted:Not really? Human cultures revered conventional foody animals all the time. Some still do.
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# ? Jul 5, 2018 13:31 |
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Level Three: A Wizard Knight Intervenes In A Battle Between Pterodactyl-Riding Insects And Airship-Piloting Lizardmen, And This Is Getting A Bit Long But I Really Couldn't Leave Any Of That Out In which... that happens. The thing I just said.
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# ? Jul 5, 2018 18:00 |
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Aw, I'm sad, I would've hoped for some peace with the bugs or something.
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# ? Jul 5, 2018 20:08 |
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I'm from Cesauriensis and I say kill 'em all
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# ? Jul 5, 2018 20:36 |
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Really Pants posted:I'm from Cesauriensis and I say kill 'em all Cesaurienso Delenda Est
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# ? Jul 5, 2018 20:41 |
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Level Three: A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To The Herpetarium In which we meet with the wisest lizard wizards, do a bit of environmental cleanup, and finally meet someone who doesn't practice a weird religion. She's still weird, mind, but at least her religion isn't.
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# ? Jul 6, 2018 17:20 |
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I'm impressed at the amount of writing for various obviously wrong options.
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# ? Jul 6, 2018 18:22 |
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One of these days I'd like to see a story where the protagonist finds the Human City and goes to meet the Council of Humans to get aid on their quest.
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# ? Jul 6, 2018 18:43 |
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I'd allow Mass Effect as an example of that.
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# ? Jul 6, 2018 20:04 |
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It's a dumb observation, but I think it's cute the lizardfolk have holes in their saddles for their tails.
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# ? Jul 7, 2018 01:12 |
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I love that the guard lizard is just the fancy drinks lizard with a sword lazily slapped over his drink.
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# ? Jul 7, 2018 09:31 |
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PurpleXVI posted:I love that the guard lizard is just the fancy drinks lizard with a sword lazily slapped over his drink. just if your sword hand is not also, simultaneously, your cocktail hand
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# ? Jul 7, 2018 09:59 |
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Level Three: Sugar Cravings In which we lose a footrace with a city, make a new friend or two, and embark on a quest to steal the greatest treasure of all. SatansOnion posted:just if your sword hand is not also, simultaneously, your cocktail hand I guess the prohibition on alcohol for followers of the Mad One was a memo the Sapiensaurs never got, because they love them their highballs. Even Belisaurius was drinking, in the middle of an air battle no less. Let's just hope he wasn't piloting at the time.
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# ? Jul 7, 2018 17:16 |
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SatansOnion posted:just if your sword hand is not also, simultaneously, your cocktail hand
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# ? Jul 7, 2018 17:42 |
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Nakar posted:Level Three: Sugar Cravings This update is amazing.
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# ? Jul 7, 2018 18:21 |
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After the genericness of the first maze and the...problems of the second, the third is truly weird in a delightful way.
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# ? Jul 7, 2018 18:37 |
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TooMuchAbstraction posted:This update is amazing. Definitely my favourite so far. Nakar posted:Off we go to the castle of a wizard to steal chocolate cake so a roach-car hybrid can help us chase a skittish floating city. Gotta hand it to this game, that is definitely mad.
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# ? Jul 7, 2018 21:30 |
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I love this update! So weird, in all the right ways!
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# ? Jul 8, 2018 04:00 |
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Level Three: A Wizard (Of The Kitchen) In which we infiltrate the second or third castle of our adventure, learn what makes Wicksmear's cake so irresistible to giant insects, and purchase the last clues we'll be needing before visiting the Lair of the Prime Mother. Or at least I hope they're the last clues we need, because there aren't any more to find. I know it's been quite a drought, but fear not: We won't be getting past the Prime Mother without a nice juicy puzzle.
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# ? Jul 8, 2018 18:57 |
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# ? May 25, 2024 15:19 |
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Does anything happen if you try to take the wizard's
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# ? Jul 8, 2018 19:38 |