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She will squeeze a thing she has in her pocket so hard it becomes a black hole. As it is a tiny mass, it will immediately evaporate into a puff of hawking radiation of energy equivalent to the original mass as dictated by E=mc2. As she is entirely non-penetrative to energy, by cupping her hands around this she should be able the direct the burst as a rocketry impulse to jet her back to Earth.
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Everybody always wants me to throw a fireball but that's not right that's not real life.
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The good old astronaut with a wrench problem.
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Someone who knows things make a mod for FTL which adds a Jones event.
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Hodgepodge posted:Someone who knows things make a mod for FTL which adds a Jones event. it gets you a rockman crewmember
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If Jones can generate immeasurable amounts of force with her fingertips, she could just pull a pebble out of her pocket and flick it away from her at tremendous velocity. She'd probably land hundreds of miles downfield, but long walks are her specialty.
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Jul 4, 2018 05:03
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Looks like Ys is taking things well!
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Oh, he's in good spirits!
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mr coyote I dont feel so good
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Jul 4, 2018 08:23
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Well this creepiness bodes well for the next few pages
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If she just went straight up she's going to come straight back down without some prograde dV expenditure.
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Who's afraid of the big bad wolf.
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I bet the bonus page will be Jones in space.
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Flashforward to 6 months later  1I
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Jul 4, 2018 10:38
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How much do you wanna bet that this is when the 2 week break starts.
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Nah. Gotta be end of the next, this one wasn't quite long enough.
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At first I thought his speech bubble was partially obscured by the trees, which already would have been kind of weird, but instead it's shattering. Disintegrating? What would laughter like that even sound like?
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Dr Subterfuge posted:At first I thought his speech bubble was partially obscured by the trees, which already would have been kind of weird, but instead it's shattering. Disintegrating? What would laughter like that even sound like? Imagine a cellphone next to a loudspeaker and I think you have a similar effect.
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Dr Subterfuge posted:At first I thought his speech bubble was partially obscured by the trees, which already would have been kind of weird, but instead it's shattering. Disintegrating? What would laughter like that even sound like? I'm picturing multiple voices laughing at once, trying to sound cheerful but just coming off as demonic.
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Dr Subterfuge posted:At first I thought his speech bubble was partially obscured by the trees, which already would have been kind of weird, but instead it's shattering. Disintegrating? What would laughter like that even sound like?
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He's going to steal her memories isn't he
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A Sometimes Food posted:Well this creepiness bodes well for the next few pages We don't have to worry about whether he is creepy anymore, I guess.
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BrightWing posted:He's going to steal her memories isn't he Take out all the good memories of Tony and the Court, leave all the bad ones, then send her back.
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Dr Subterfuge posted:At first I thought his speech bubble was partially obscured by the trees, which already would have been kind of weird, but instead it's shattering. Disintegrating? What would laughter like that even sound like? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEzhxP-pdos
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Crimson Harvest posted:If she just went straight up she's going to come straight back down without some prograde dV expenditure. The Earth's going to rotate under her, so she'll end up a bit to the west. Depending on how high up she went, she might end up doing the best cannonball the world's ever seen, right into St. George's Channel/the North Atlantic. I'm kinda wondering what early warning systems around the world are making of the strange, human-sized radar return they're seeing.
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Hremsfeld posted:The Earth's going to rotate under her, so she'll end up a bit to the west. Depending on how high up she went, she might end up doing the best cannonball the world's ever seen, right into St. George's Channel/the North Atlantic. She's still got her sideways momentum from the rotation, so I'm not sure it works this way but I can't be arsed to do the math to verify. Orbital mechanics gets complex fast.
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somebody whos big into ksp launch a kerbal into space unaided and tell us what the answer is
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a sparkledog did it
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Bruceski posted:She's still got her sideways momentum from the rotation, so I'm not sure it works this way but I can't be arsed to do the math to verify. Orbital mechanics gets complex fast. It's the Coriolis effect. She's got the right amount of sideways momentum for Earth's surface; now that her radius to the center of the earth is a bit bigger, her sideways velocity is too slow to keep up with the ground beneath her. Of course, I see no reason why she should have gone straight up anyway, so it's a bit of a moot point. Also, it doesn't even look like she went up that far.
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Tollymain posted:somebody whos big into ksp launch a kerbal into space unaided and tell us what the answer is The Something Awful Forums > The Finer Arts > Batman's Shameful Secret > Gunnerkrigg Court Thread (KSP appreciation station)  First, I parked a buggy a few yards from the launchpad, in order to show how far sideways you'll go by going straight up.  Next, I    Valentina had to exit the capsule, climb up a ladder at a suboptimal angle, and then go in through the door built into the fairing in order to get to the test vehicle, but then we were all set to go!    Liftoff and clearing the tower; despite the modded autopilot program     Climbing; despite the the perfectly vertical ascent track and having gotten rid of the horizontal velocity before, Valentina's getting quite a bit more as Kerbin continues to turn below her.  Valentina's orbital trajectory is affected by the 175m/s she got from the rotation of Kerbin on its surface, hence the projected trajectory showing her as landing out in sea, but that tracker doesn't factor in Kerbin's rotation, since that's usually entirely irrelevant when you're in orbit.  Space in KSP is at the 70km line, so now all that's left is to come back down.  After popping the fairing, Valentina's doing just fine on her external command  Ejecting the launch stage on the way back down gave us some spin, and there isn't exactly an attitude control system built into this thing.  So, I'll have to improvise.   Unfortunately, I didn't really get a good shot of actually nudging the   Fast enough for compression-heating to really get going.       Valentina makes it through only slightly toasty, deploys her parachutes, lands, gets off the lander, and plants the celebratory marker flag.  After that short hop, Valentina ended up about 30 kilometers west of the launchpad  Mission accomplished.
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Jones in spaaace
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i love these dead gay forums, i love Valentina and i love you too, Hremsfeld.
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Hremsfeld posted:
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Would the fact that UK is far north from the equator influence the distance? Gunnerkrigg is in UK after all, isn't? Also
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DontMockMySmock posted:It's the Coriolis effect. She's got the right amount of sideways momentum for Earth's surface; now that her radius to the center of the earth is a bit bigger, her sideways velocity is too slow to keep up with the ground beneath her. Ah, of course. It felt like I was neglecting something big but couldn't put my finger on what. I need to flex my physics muscles more often, I used to be able to do all that stuff in my sleep.
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Hipster Rooster posted:Would the fact that UK is far north from the equator influence the distance? Gunnerkrigg is in UK after all, isn't? It would influence the distance, but not the general result.
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