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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Ray Parlour > WHY ISNT TEHRE A MATCH DAY THREAD TODAY YOU FUCKING PUTOS ENG-COL SWE-SUI?
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Electronico6
Feb 25, 2011

 Sweden England looks very promising VERY PROMISING!

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Simone Poodoin
Jun 26, 2003

Che storia figata, ragazzo!



 I dont understand why Colombia arent looking for set pieces to hoof it to Yerry

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The Lore Bear
Jan 21, 2014

I don't know what to put here. Guys? GUYS?!

Vintersorg posted:

that looked like a hand ball

No one was hurt, no foul. The American way.

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ozmunkeh
Feb 28, 2008

hey guys what is happening in this thread

pik_d posted:

I don't know why he starts over Vardy
vardy will run for days and actually knows how to score

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UnlimitedSpessmans
Jul 31, 2015
 don't pass to vardy

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Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

 Playing Lingard in this game is bringing a dildo to a knife fight. You want Vardy.

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Vintersorg
Mar 3, 2004

President of
the Brendan Fraser
Fan Club


 lol uses his neck to brace himself

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ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe
I hope somebody takes it in for a touchdown soon

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Svartvit
Jun 18, 2005

al-Qabila samaa Bahth
please, usa, give kane a red card before you blow off the game

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Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

Infinitum posted:

The sad Colombian John Oliver in the crowd :allears:

https://twitter.com/MenInBlazers/status/1014234080513265673

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dead gay comedy forums
Oct 21, 2011


 harry kane getting lineker's score is legit tragic

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Electronico6
Feb 25, 2011

 Failcow

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de curry GOAT
Oct 23, 2005

 🤢🤢🤢

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shut up blegum
Dec 17, 2008


--->Plastic Lawn<---
Lol Pickford you twat, just pick up that ball

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Xabi
Jan 21, 2006

Inventor of the Marmite pasty
I just remembered Falcao’s PL stint lmao

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peanut-
Feb 17, 2004
Fun Shoe
Why only one substitution? This is really weird.

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Pand
Apr 1, 2011

Jogi Maldito

 poolumbia

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Dirk Pitt
Sep 14, 2007

haha yes, this feels good

Toilet Rascal
TWO
BAD
TEAMS

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African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack
Dier can't make a 4 yard pass

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Coohoolin
Aug 5, 2012

Oor Coohoolie.
Falcao trying to win it all in his own

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Grillfiend
Nov 29, 2015

Belgians ITT
(ie Me)


 I'm beginning to suspect it might be coming home

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Frankston
Jul 27, 2010


 Sterling is loving poo poo

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frajaq
Jan 30, 2009

#acolyte GM of 2014


 English deserve this victory

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Tortuga
Aug 27, 2011


Runner-up, TRP Sack Race 2021/22
 When...did...Dier...get....this...poo poo...?

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Simone Poodoin
Jun 26, 2003

Che storia figata, ragazzo!



 Falcao seems to think that Joe Fart is on goal

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Zedd
Jul 6, 2009

I mean, who would have noticed another madman around here?



 Well unless something happens now this was a dirty match and I won't miss it.

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DR AIDS
Nov 4, 2008

No shits will be given
This side of the bracket is horrid. It's coming home.

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Jubs
Jul 11, 2006

Boy, I think it's about time I tell you the difference between a man and a woman. A woman isn't a woman unless she's pretty. And a man isn't a man unless he's ugly.
Which player from England will fake an injury and which Colombian player will run up to them and try to pick them up?

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Murderion
Oct 4, 2009

2019. New York is in ruins. The global economy is spiralling. Cyborgs rule over poisoned wastes.

The only time that's left is
FUN TIME

Tortuga posted:

When...did...Dier...get....this...poo poo...?

His name is literally dire what did you expect

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African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack
Hypothetically if all 10 england outfield players locked arms and formed a circle around the ball would it be legal

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Blasmeister
Jan 15, 2012




2Time TRP Sack Race Champion

 Maguire has been good this game, mostly only the defending half but it’s nice that we have one good defender on the pitch right now.

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Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames

African AIDS cum posted:

Hypothetically if all 10 england outfield players locked arms and formed a circle around the ball would it be legal

No it’s a legit tactic but nobody ever does it.

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c0burn
Sep 2, 2003

The KKKing
Kane and hendo are the only ones using their brains

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BUG JUG
Feb 17, 2005

African AIDS cum posted:

Hypothetically if all 10 england outfield players locked arms and formed a circle around the ball would it be legal

yes but they would get insta fouled and have to take a free kick.

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Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
Jesus that moustache

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Sandwolf
Jan 23, 2007

i'll be harpo


 What the gently caress was that thing with the mustache?

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Frankston
Jul 27, 2010


 Lol that moustache was worse than the game somehow

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ALFbrot
Apr 17, 2002
 Is Jesse Lingard a bad player


From my very uneducated eyeball test of just this game, he seems like he might be a bad player

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BUG JUG
Feb 17, 2005

BUG JUG posted:

yes but they would get insta fouled and have to take a free kick.

of course that free kick could then just be all ten of them kicking the ball around inside that interlocked circle.

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Murderion
Oct 4, 2009

2019. New York is in ruins. The global economy is spiralling. Cyborgs rule over poisoned wastes.

The only time that's left is
FUN TIME
Since when is tobey maguire a moustached Colombian?

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