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ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Avynte posted:

These could've been posted in the deviantart fetish thread and I wouldn't bat an eye. :frogbon:

I'm assuming that's where they were meant to be posted.

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Ziv Zulander
Mar 24, 2017

ZZ for short


SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Trimson Grondag 3 posted:

a Canadian told me hat you can’t have house cats in Canada because they get taken by giant owls, I figured he was full of poo poo but maybe not.

Owls can take cats for sure, I've been divebombed by a great horned owl. They are very large birds. Coyotes are a bigger problem though, they'll go after kids too, they're very bold here. We also have wolves, bears, cougar. Not sure if lynx would go after them but wouldn't surprise me. Up north you've got starving polar bears so definitely keep kitty indoors if you're living the tundra life.

bloom
Feb 25, 2017

by sebmojo
Crossposting from the trump thread

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
:3:

hackbunny
Jul 22, 2007

I haven't been on SA for years but the person who gave me my previous av as a joke felt guilty for doing so and decided to get me a non-shitty av

ultrafilter posted:

I'm assuming that's where they were meant to be posted.

dunno, I appreciated the unselfconscious wholesomeness

naem
May 29, 2011

I didn't realize the owl was eating the cat sorry

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

naem posted:

I didn't realize the owl was eating the cat sorry

did you think the owl was just taking kitty for a nice ride?

naem
May 29, 2011

RFC2324 posted:

did you think the owl was just taking kitty for a nice ride?

I just thought cute aminals okay??

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418


given that there is a problem with pets getting to toxic levels of THC because of high grade medical pot, cursed image

Beefed Owl
Sep 13, 2007

Come at me scrub-lord I'm ripped!

RFC2324 posted:

given that there is a problem with pets getting to toxic levels of THC because of high grade medical pot, cursed image

Most Treats they're talking about are professionally manufactured with higher levels of CBD and safe levels of THC unless they are home making it it should be okay to give a dog a treat that's been made correctly

naem
May 29, 2011

Just let your dogs run around and bark until they're tired like you're supposed to

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

Very cursed.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
A truly responsible dog owner euthanizes their dog July 3rd and buys a new one July 5th. Sort of like trading in a car before it hits 50k miles.

tactlessbastard
Feb 4, 2001

Godspeed, post
Fun Shoe
There's someone in my neighborhood all worked up about fireworks scaring her dogs she's putting up flyers and trying to get a police car to cruise our neighborhood all evening arresting anyone with blackcats.

I hope they piss on her carpet.

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

tactlessbastard posted:

There's someone in my neighborhood all worked up about fireworks scaring her dogs she's putting up flyers and trying to get a police car to cruise our neighborhood all evening arresting anyone with blackcats.

I hope they piss on her carpet.

My mom gets worked up about it, but one of her dogs has some pretty bad trauma and freaks out.

She handles it by getting him a pheromone collar, giving him some pain pills, and sitting cussing about the idiots firing off fireworks.

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
when my dog was scared of fireworks I took him and made him stay outside while everything blew up

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
make your pets chew gunpowder to toughen them up

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
*shakes head

These millennial dogs.

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

My neighborhood has a Facebook page and this one woman keeps posting an image macro two dogs in red, white and blue with text that says something like "The only thing we want popping on July 4th is popcorn". I like dogs, but I hope her dogs poo poo on her floor tonight.

Fried Watermelon
Dec 29, 2008


Scary!
Oct 22, 2012

by Nyc_Tattoo


:hmmyes:

tactlessbastard
Feb 4, 2001

Godspeed, post
Fun Shoe

RFC2324 posted:

My mom gets worked up about it, but one of her dogs has some pretty bad trauma and freaks out.

She handles it by getting him a pheromone collar, giving him some pain pills, and sitting cussing about the idiots firing off fireworks.

Around here the police have a hard enough time catching the fools shooting guns in the air to go around busting 12 year olds

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

tactlessbastard posted:

Around here the police have a hard enough time catching the fools shooting guns in the air to go around busting 12 year olds

Fireworks are actually legal here anyway

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

naem posted:

I didn't realize the owl was eating the cat sorry

You don't know what that cat was exonerated of

MeatwadIsGod
Sep 30, 2004

Foretold by Gyromancy
Lmao if you don't get acepromazine from your vet to have onhand for thunderstorms and July 4th.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ce n'est pas ma mère
College Slice

lol good boy

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


I wonder how he was trained to do that.

naem
May 29, 2011



Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


I shared my artbook with you in secret.

MeatwadIsGod
Sep 30, 2004

Foretold by Gyromancy

Beagles are incredibly blessed

NoNotTheMindProbe
Aug 9, 2010
pony porn was here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n0CT8zrw6lw

Zulily Zoetrope
Jun 1, 2011

Muldoon

lol what did they think was going to happen

naem
May 29, 2011

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Zulily Zoetrope posted:

lol what did they think was going to happen

A bunch of balloons go into the air and then the world sits up and says "Hey, that Cleveland place...that place seems like a good place."

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Rummelsnuff status: still highly blessed.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5nPTC6T_x6M

Wifi Toilet
Oct 1, 2004

Toilet Rascal
Stolen from the cute thread

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Esplanade
Jan 6, 2005


Hmm...I'm getting an idea for a T-shirt.

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