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Infernot
Jul 17, 2015

"A short night wakes me from a dream that seemed so long."
Grimey Drawer

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mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost

StashAugustine posted:

happy vicksburg day



Also Gettysburg day!

The Little Kielbasa
Mar 29, 2001

and another thing: im not mad. please dont put in the newspaper that i got mad.
I'm dumb and can't get the app to add pics.

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

my microwave beliefs: hot mom

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/carlinspace/status/1014284065946521600?s=19

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)


I chose the "get crucified by the Legion" option every time, and would again

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
https://twitter.com/treasure_bear/status/1014612177888710657

Action Jacktion
Jun 3, 2003
https://twitter.com/TheBushCenter/status/1014160266836234241



Infernot
Jul 17, 2015

"A short night wakes me from a dream that seemed so long."
Grimey Drawer

Ogantai
Apr 21, 2003

Full of bologna

Rookoo
Jul 24, 2007

They haven't ruled out every American pastime.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MGY2nS63MnQ

some plague rats
Jun 5, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
The most American pastime is snitching

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014


I hated going to school too.

420 Gank Mid
Dec 26, 2008

WARNING: This poster is a huge bitch!

spacetoaster posted:

I hated going to school too.

Lmao have you ever seen a 1 year old human?

hint: they dont go to school

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014

420 Gank Mid posted:

Lmao have you ever seen a 1 year old human?

hint: they dont go to school

Oh, thought it was older kids.

Say the pledge.

420 Gank Mid
Dec 26, 2008

WARNING: This poster is a huge bitch!

spacetoaster posted:

Oh, thought it was older kids.

Say the pledge.
The pledge america deserves
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UnlRrxXv-v8

MonsieurChoc
Oct 12, 2013

Every species can smell its own extinction.

It's missing the Donkey Kong Country music.

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

Tony Pizzuto Says Hello

8. Go Away

Infernot
Jul 17, 2015

"A short night wakes me from a dream that seemed so long."
Grimey Drawer


Rand alPaul
Feb 3, 2010

by Nyc_Tattoo

:lol: the top 4 are the biggest con artists in the game.

Futuresight
Oct 11, 2012

IT'S ALL TURNED TO SHIT!
To be fair the military can largely be trusted to do its job of killing people.

Tiler Kiwi
Feb 26, 2011
im the 4% of vietnamese that miss the late 1960's

420 Gank Mid
Dec 26, 2008

WARNING: This poster is a huge bitch!

Tiler Kiwi posted:

im the 4% of vietnamese that miss the late 1960's

hotboxing a tiny tunnel with all my bros, sneaking up at night to dig tiger traps, and boobytrap peanut butter

Rand alPaul
Feb 3, 2010

by Nyc_Tattoo
Surprised so many Russians don't want to go back to the glory days of the Soviet Union :ussr:

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.

discworld-rear end opinion

Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017

"isnt it american gods the booooooook" i cried, falling into the pratchet fan trap

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://twitter.com/brxpug/status/1014417257945018368

DiggityDoink
Dec 9, 2007

that's good and all but he should have also punched him in the loving face

KiteAuraan
Aug 5, 2014

JER GEDDA FERDA RADDA ARA!



Hank Hill is gonna gently caress this park up.

SplitSoul
Dec 31, 2000

spacetoaster posted:

I hated going to school too.

It shows.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

That episode is C-SPAM as all hell and also probably the most plausible future depicted in Star Trek ever

Apoplexy
Mar 9, 2003

by Shine
Later on, in the Quark, Rom, and Nog go to Roswell episode (Little Green Men), the three start the episode looking over a book on Earth history and Nog comments that Gabriel Bell looks exactly like Captain Sisko. Quark says that all hyoo-mahns look alike to him. Lol.

Verisimilidude
Dec 20, 2006

Strike quick and hurry at him,
not caring to hit or miss.
So that you dishonor him before the judges





lol this is a hardcore own

imagine being part of the masculine powerful MAGA movement and your reaction to someone throwing a drink in your face and stealing your hat is “enjoy it!”

when you have two friends at your side no less

Your Parents
Jul 19, 2017

by R. Guyovich

Former DILF posted:

"isnt it american gods the booooooook" i cried, falling into the pratchet fan trap

It's a common pulp concept.

Gravy Jones
Sep 13, 2003

I am not on your side
this is almost as bad as that time when all those teens were murdered just for going to school on the wrong day... no not that time, the other one

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost

spacetoaster posted:

I hated going to school too.

It's already been pointed out how incredibly loving dumb your post is, but they also have fun provisions like doubling the sentence for crimes where immigrants live, but leaving the penalty the same where Danes live. So if a Dane commits vandalism, they'll get to pay less fine or do less time than if someone does it in the government-declared "ghettos."

All about being fair and educating, though!

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

How do you even try to indoctrinate a 1-year-old? Do they employ the Ludovico technique?

SplitSoul
Dec 31, 2000

mlmp08 posted:

It's already been pointed out how incredibly loving dumb your post is, but they also have fun provisions like doubling the sentence for crimes where immigrants live, but leaving the penalty the same where Danes live. So if a Dane commits vandalism, they'll get to pay less fine or do less time than if someone does it in the government-declared "ghettos."

All about being fair and educating, though!

That doesn't really fully convey how hosed up the situation is. The Danish People's Party suggested loving ankle bracelets and a 8 PM curfew for "ghetto children". Not convicted criminals, kids below the age of legal responsibility that happen to live in an area designated a "ghetto" by the government. They literally just changed the legal definition so areas with high unemployment and crime rates, but with an ethnic Danish majority, no longer get the official stamp "ghetto", but are instead "disadvantaged". The Social Democrat response was that it didn't go far enough, but that they'd vote in favour. There is mounting consensus to establish an "Australian-style" asylum system; the Social Democrats used May 1st last year to platform the very idea they had previously mocked the Danish People's Party for even considering. (The Danish parliamentary delegation to the Nauru Concentration Center for Beatings, Rape, Molestation and Self-immolation was turned away a few years ago.)

The Unity List, the party born from various Communist and Left-Socialist parties? They're quizzing people on Facebook about what they love about being Danish. I'm not kidding.

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Grondoth
Feb 18, 2011
cool

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