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SardonicTyrant
Feb 26, 2016

BTICH IM A NEWT
熱くなれ夢みた明日を
必ずいつかつかまえる
走り出せ振り向くことなく
&



At this point I'm surprised Bible Black hasn't made it to steam yet.

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Dawgstar
Jul 15, 2017

Really Pants posted:

something something cum laude

A terrible Leisure Suit Larry game beat you to the joke.

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



They spelled anilingus wrong in that screenshot. How am I supposed to cum now?

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord
Only 37 blowjobs but 68 "swallow"?

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

You can do that with a handy.

Lunethex
Feb 4, 2013

Me llamo Sarah Brandolino, the eighth Castilian of this magnificent marriage.
No stat for licking though wtf.

John Lee
Mar 2, 2013

A time traveling adventure everyone can enjoy

Lunethex posted:

No stat for licking though wtf.

SomeJazzyRat
Nov 2, 2012

Hmmm...

Improbable Lobster posted:

Only 37 blowjobs but 68 "swallow"?

Well, if you assume an individual job to be a continuous act that only completes when the actual action is terminated, it might be possible to have multiple ejaculates happen before a job is completed. It would be lengthy work, but a particularly talented craftsperson with abnormal stamina may be able to draw 1.84 loads from a member in one session.

Really you should praise them for their unappreciated and remarkable talents.

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

Either you count both blow jobs and swallows by session, or neither. If you're inconsistent about it then your Slut Level becomes totally meaningless!

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Do you also count orgasms by session? And does a different sex act count as a different session because what if you keep alternating between them to inflate your slutcheevements?

Does valve have a system in place to prevent people idling with a machine to occasionally wank someone a bit in order to pad their scores?

Dareon
Apr 6, 2009

by vyelkin
why is this a conversation we are having

kirbysuperstar
Nov 11, 2012

Let the fools who stand before us be destroyed by the power you and I possess.
Whole lotta :cumpolice: in here

Discendo Vox
Mar 21, 2013

We don't need to have that dialogue because it's obvious, trivial, and has already been had a thousand times.
smdh at posters itt who don't understand how it's possible to swallow without a blowjob.

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

https://store.steampowered.com/app/753950

This looks like poo poo. What kind of poo poo is it?

StrixNebulosa
Feb 14, 2012

You cheated not only the game, but yourself.
But most of all, you cheated BABA

SelenicMartian posted:

https://store.steampowered.com/app/753950

This looks like poo poo. What kind of poo poo is it?

Google translate, c'mon

//

◆ System
· Real discovery judgment based on the stealth value which changes with movement and shooting.
· The introduction of troops according to the situation of war is a shortcut to victory.
· Equipment 's equipment can be customized.
· Advance technology tree to develop weapons.
· Aerial attacks occurred due to the high and low level of the air control.
· Armored value changes with hitting angle.
- Adopt RPG-like elements such as level and skill.
· Improved comfort such as high speed mode.
· Production by 3D animation.

◆ A scenario
· adventure part is inserted between the stages, you can enjoy the conversation with the main character Knisperu and other friends, and the episode of the then-mourning intercourse.



e: realtalk it looks like an indie/low-budget wargame made by Japan, which isn't inherently bad if your tolerance for anime is high. The trouble is, the wargaming scene is not...a great one.... and mixing wehraboos and weeabos can only lead to bad juju.

Kanfy
Jan 9, 2012

Just gotta keep walking down that road.

StrixNebulosa posted:

· adventure part is inserted between the stages, you can enjoy the conversation with the main character Knisperu and other friends, and the episode of the then-mourning intercourse.

Before you get too excited, that's just how Google decided to translate "bittersweet" (or more specifically "alternating feelings of joy and sorrow").

Kanfy fucked around with this message at 22:48 on Jul 1, 2018

Drakenel
Dec 2, 2008

The glow is a guide, my friend. Though it falls to you to avert catastrophe, you will never fight alone.

Kanfy posted:

Before you get too excited, that's just how Google decided to translate "bittersweet" (or more specifically "alternating feelings of joy and sorrow").

Still going to use the phrase somewhere.

Cowman
Feb 14, 2006

Beware the Cow





I love bad games

Sininu
Jan 8, 2014

https://store.steampowered.com/app/890730/Battlefield__Armor/

Stolen splash screen (or whatever) image from World of Tanks.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

A game actually killed someone and it's not even a terrible game.

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/6638858/doki-doki-litearture-club-mum-warns-suicide-child/

Step your game up, Steam Direct!

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

That is a terrible newspaper and reporter though

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

Doki Doki Moral Panic

Workaday Wizard
Oct 23, 2009

by Pragmatica

Really Pants posted:

Doki Doki Moral Panic

in the us it’s called super mario bros. moral panic
:goonsay:

Dareon
Apr 6, 2009

by vyelkin

Shinku ABOOKEN posted:

in the us it’s called super mario bros. moral panic
:goonsay:

:golfclap:

The Croc
Dec 19, 2004

A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird!

OH YEAH!



The MSJ posted:

A game actually killed someone and it's not even a terrible game.

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/6638858/doki-doki-litearture-club-mum-warns-suicide-child/

Step your game up, Steam Direct!

Im surprised the parents didn't suicide off the shame of their kid suiciding to anime could create an endless shame and suicide circle through the entire family tree

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

Shinku ABOOKEN posted:

in the us it’s called super mario bros. moral panic
:goonsay:

Tombot
Oct 21, 2008
I'd just like to say that a battle royale anime sounds like a lot of fun, especially if everyone keeps coming back to life. Also I didn't even skim over that article, but what the actual hell?

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Article is poorly written and claims its confusing police investigations deliberately because it uses the computer glitch aesthetic a lot later. :v

kirbysuperstar
Nov 11, 2012

Let the fools who stand before us be destroyed by the power you and I possess.
It's The Sun.

mycot
Oct 23, 2014

"It's okay. There are other Terminators! Just give us this one!"
Hell Gem

kirbysuperstar posted:

It's The Sun.

For people who don't know The Sun is the British equivalent of National Enquirer and other supermarket tabloids.

Largepotato
Jan 18, 2007

Spurd.
It sure is surprising for a Murdoch owned paper to publish an article like that.

Mokinokaro
Sep 11, 2001

At the end of everything, hold onto anything



Fun Shoe

Synthbuttrange posted:

Article is poorly written and claims its confusing police investigations deliberately because it uses the computer glitch aesthetic a lot later. :v

According to interviews the Sun might have the wrong game completely as the kid was into one of the Asian free to play MMOs mostly.

HGH
Dec 20, 2011
The BBC covered it pretty much the same. Lotsa "it's clearly for kids" kinda arguments.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JC4irXdZErs

FoolyCharged
Oct 11, 2012

Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
Somebody call for an ant?

This was clearly made for kids!

This is clearly not appropriate for kids!

Perhaps... it was not made for kids at all exactly as they claimed?

The Cheshire Cat
Jun 10, 2008

Fun Shoe

FoolyCharged posted:

This was clearly made for kids!

This is clearly not appropriate for kids!

Perhaps... it was not made for kids at all exactly as they claimed?

Won't somebody PLEASE think of the children!?

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

The Sun often thinks of the children, which is why they keep publishing articles about how they want to gently caress underage actresses, and why their porn page archive was, briefly, after a change in legislation, probably the most publicly accessible CP repository in the world.

OwlFancier fucked around with this message at 17:57 on Jul 5, 2018

Erotic Wakes
May 19, 2018

by Lowtax
If the game is harmless then why did the creator feel the need to put a huge warning about the content of the game at the beginning?

Sakurazuka
Jan 24, 2004

NANI?

Obviously big Resident Evil fans

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

Erotic Wakes posted:

If the game is harmless then why did the creator feel the need to put a huge warning about the content of the game at the beginning?

That renders it harmless.

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FoolyCharged
Oct 11, 2012

Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
Somebody call for an ant?

Erotic Wakes posted:

If the game is harmless then why did the creator feel the need to put a huge warning about the content of the game at the beginning?

It's like a sign saying dont walk into this cave during rainy season. You can tell people not to use your product when it would be harmful to them all you want, but if you let everyone in eventually an idiot will ignore that warning and trap a soccer team in there.

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