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Why aren't roads in D.C. rated for tanks, Trump wonders Trumpishly. Not foreign invader tanks, but real American tanks. That way foreigners can't invade, but a commander in chief can show off his huge very large bigly penis.
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Intel&Sebastian posted:Ben Shapiro origin story lol
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zegermans posted:my dad wanted to buy a shotgun from a gun dealer in podunck hickville, the shop owner started the conversation with "oh yeah we discussed this 2 days ago nudge nudge wink wink nods as good as a wink to a blind bat" so anyway he got a shotgun that day. if the non criminal gun owners are already criminals there's no reason to not ban guns. also their children should be put in "detention" camps because they broke the law
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I did a thing posted:start a hashtag on some popular MAGA chuds twitter feed or facebook or whatever it is one would do #tcot #maga you have no idea how much i, an lib, would be triggered if trump nominated his 80 year old pro-choice sister to the supreme court
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Bethamphetamine posted:Why aren't roads in D.C. rated for tanks, Trump wonders Trumpishly. Not foreign invader tanks, but real American tanks. That way foreigners can't invade, but a commander in chief can show off his huge very large bigly penis. WASHINGTON DC HAS MORE THINK TANKS THAN ANYWHERE ELSE IN AMERICA AND THE DEMOCRATS STILL WONT LET THEM "COME OUT TO PLAY"! CAREFUL MAXINE - I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE! - 
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neutral milf hotel posted:holy poo poo this kid is worthless https://twitter.com/dubstep4dads/status/1014778401628962818
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The Q stuff overshadows it but crazy people talking about angels feels like it's on the rise too, which rules 'cus that was Prestor Jane's anime nerd cult
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back in the before times, wen the word "escalator" simply meant "moving stairs thing", my grandpappy had a farm. Well one day the ol farm cat had some kittens, so grandpappy made sure the kittys was safe and secure in the barn that night. Well that's what grandpappy thought at least! fast forward to the devils hour, and gramps awakes to this strange chattering noise coming from outside. He knew he had heard something like it before, but he couldntfigure it out. And then he knew: it sounded like when he used to shove this nerd named jeb in the locker back in school and then jeb would try to reason his way out and u could still slightly hear him talking all the way down the hall. Confused he tracked the source of the sound to the barn, and that's where he found a dwarf suckin the cat's dicks and the dwarf's name was ben shapiro and he looked at grandpappy and winked at him the end
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I found the red tsunami https://twitter.com/sensanders/status/1014915226788089856?s=21
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I went to detention all the time in high school these detention camps for ILLEGALS can't be that bad!!!!! they are probably living better than in their own shitheads country which they should be shipped back to
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I did a thing posted:from my experience, any service member tasked with having to participate in this pomp pomp is likely to start to dislike trump That poo poo was the bane of my existence when I was still in. loving change of command ceremonies. They just drag on forever.
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tenderjerk posted:i hope kanye stays on the maga train because being able to finally derisively call him mentally ill without pushback felt really good nice ableism
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Billzasilver posted:I found the red tsunami it's hot as f here globall warming confirmed
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that dude owns. love the casual "this piece of poo poo is gonna look great in my fireplace" at the end
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I see the president is still taking no responsibility for this situation https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1014875894614319104
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crazy cloud posted:nice ableism thanks
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GobiasIndustries posted:I see the president is still taking no responsibility for this situation 
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(chanting to self; eating in public) dont get owned. dont get owned (maga hat quickly separated into 500 pieces by metallic alien noise)
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ikanreed posted:Inventing a website that makes America get destroyed faster is a highlight boomers: dno't believe everything you read on the internet *believes everything they read on the internet* *votes trump*
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RandomBlue posted:So do I just cram him back up there or what? that's what the elites do, they'll give birth to a child, raise it to around age 5, and then unbirth the child, digesting it's power in a reverse gestation process that allows them to live far longer than normal humans. Chelsea Clinton is a clone, because Hillary reabsorbed all her secret natural children. Anthony Bourdain was assassinated because he was about blow the lid off the whole thing. On an unrelated note I'm on the short list to be Deputy Secretary of Commerce, so if somebody interviews you guys as part of my security clearance check, say good stuff plz
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Billzasilver posted:I found the red tsunami there are colors on this temperature map that I’ve never even seen before lmao we’re so hosed
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GobiasIndustries posted:I see the president is still taking no responsibility for this situation very strong boy
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GobiasIndustries posted:I see the president is still taking no responsibility for this situation DO SOMETHING is one of the best all time trump quotes it's also owns that he's making it plain that a CEOS job is to yell "fix it" and glad hand and take credit or shift blame depending on if the results are good or not
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Augus posted:there are colors on this temperature map that I’ve never even seen before lmao we’re so hosed maybe the nazis will get confused and go to the white zones, and then melt
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WarMECH posted:boomers: dno't believe everything you read on the internet it wasnt that the internet was a mistake the mistake is we lifted the stigma that the internet was not just for nerds and shut-ins, but for everyone
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MAGAs needs to be put in their place constantly, and without anything resembling decorous dialogue gently caress them all
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Inspector Hound posted:Congratulations! Get a jogging stroller, a diaper genie, and one of those car seats where the seat comes out and becomes a baby carrier, and if you plan on using a doula, don't Our strollers kind of in between light and heavy, but it is one of those "system" things where the carrier goes from car-seat to stroller seat. Don't have a genie yet and lol no doula, that shits dumb.
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Intel&Sebastian posted:I'm having a kid in November and it's becoming fairly clear that he'll be allowed to do and say whatever he wants short of being an rear end in a top hat for no reason at all. Seems only fair for bringing someone else into Trumpworld. train you child with the bow and sling from an early age
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freckle posted:DO SOMETHING
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https://twitter.com/ashleyfeinberg/status/1014917905014775810 trun k
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The real crime? I am drinking alcohol free beer because I forgot to put the real deal in the fridge
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ArmZ posted:DO SOMETHING is one of the best all time trump quotes it’s always been obvious people just ignore it and will continue to do so because strong daddy
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Billzasilver posted:I found the red tsunami open the blood gates
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Billzasilver posted:I found the red tsunami Did u no its winter in Australia
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Augus posted:there are colors on this temperature map that I’ve never even seen before lmao we’re so hosed it was a nice 74 degrees here on the 4th in california   sucks for rest of the world but san francisco/east bay still continues to own weather wise until indian summer gently caress that
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