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hazardousmouse
Dec 17, 2010

bike tory posted:

I've been having this conversation with so many people lately

(Nanette is amazing if anyone hasn't seen it yet. Not really a stand-up routine though)

She's standing in front of an audience. It's funny as gently caress. The gently caress is stand up to you?

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The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

I'm dying

Blind Rasputin
Nov 25, 2002

Farewell, good Hunter. May you find your worth in the waking world.



(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

edgelord sesame street memes are consistently the shittiest ones in this thread

Judge Schnoopy
Nov 2, 2005

dont even TRY it, pal

This is loving me up

Somebody steal his method and do steamed hams

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

Sagebrush posted:

edgelord sesame street memes are consistently the shittiest ones in this thread

You seem to forget about daddies cummies

I wish i could

Turtlicious
Sep 17, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
how could you ever forget about daddies cummies.

its curtains for Kevin
Nov 14, 2011

Fruit is proof that the gods exist and love us.

Just kidding!

Life is meaningless
OWO...what’s this??? :confused:

GoGoGadgetChris
Mar 18, 2010

i powder a
granite monument
in a soundless flash

showering the grass
with molten drops of
its gold inlay

sending smoking
chips of stone
skipping into the fog
Daddy's cummies was great

Garfield's Cum was the logical progression

But yeah those "Bert shackled the diabetic 13 year old sex slave to the metal bed frame as he used the last of her insulin to pump up his dick" are hot garbage

Jamesman
Nov 19, 2004

"First off, let me start by saying curly light blond hair does not suit Hyomin at all. Furthermore,"
Fun Shoe

RFC2324 posted:

You seem to forget about daddies cummies

I wish i could

You brought those upon yourselves though.

Erotic Wakes
May 19, 2018

by Lowtax

GoGoGadgetChris posted:

Daddy's cummies was great

Garfield's Cum was the logical progression

But yeah those "Bert shackled the diabetic 13 year old sex slave to the metal bed frame as he used the last of her insulin to pump up his dick" are hot garbage

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)

bike tory posted:

B-but Scandinavian countries are social democratic paradises!!!

(Scandinavian countries have always had a significant population of really staunch nativists. I think in the last Danish election, nativist and anti-immigrant parties got like 45% of the vote)

I think all kids do that in Denmark

You can call it "kids being forced to do X and being separated from parents" or you could call it education

Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under



Can i get the Hell yeah skeleton, please?


edit: VVV thanks dude

Hihohe has a new favorite as of 06:55 on Jul 6, 2018

Read Snigfut
Feb 19, 2013

Mostly harmless.

Zetsubou-san
Jan 28, 2015

Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎

put a v at the end and get rid of the img tags

edit, beaten like the joke in the video

Zetsubou-san has a new favorite as of 10:52 on Jul 6, 2018

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011




The price is too steep

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013


This is gross and there's a probation in the queue

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS








Randaconda has a new favorite as of 12:25 on Jul 6, 2018

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

Zulily Zoetrope
Jun 1, 2011

Muldoon

Zzulu posted:

I think all kids do that in Denmark

You can call it "kids being forced to do X and being separated from parents" or you could call it education

Not from the age of 1, they don't. It's part of a package of laws specifically intended to treat immigrants and refugees like second-class citizens, since the
Danish constitution and EU human rights convention prevent more overt discrimination. You can read the linked article if you're curious.

Twitch
Apr 15, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Judge Schnoopy posted:

This is loving me up

Somebody steal his method and do steamed hams

Don't worry, the memelords were one step ahead of us https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=61-Au0nJddo

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

Zzulu posted:

I think all kids do that in Denmark

You can call it "kids being forced to do X and being separated from parents" or you could call it education

Read the article, it's not just that the parents can opt for some sort of public education for their kids. Parents from certain specific areas will be compelled to put their into specific schools for five hours a day where the teachers only speak Danish, which is probably not the language the kids hear at home or that their parents/caregivers have been using with them their entire life, to learn about "Danish values" and poo poo.

It absolutely flies in the face of all the research on early childhood development about what we know helps kids to succeed. It's going to significantly disadvantage a whole generation of kids from an already seriously marginalised community.

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Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

Zzulu posted:

I think all kids do that in Denmark

You can call it "kids being forced to do X and being separated from parents" or you could call it education

look at how stupid you are

Moon Slayer
Jun 19, 2007

bike tory posted:

Read the article, it's not just that the parents can opt for some sort of public education for their kids. Parents from certain specific areas will be compelled to put their into specific schools for five hours a day where the teachers only speak Danish, which is probably not the language the kids hear at home or that their parents/caregivers have been using with them their entire life, to learn about "Danish values" and poo poo.

It absolutely flies in the face of all the research on early childhood development about what we know helps kids to succeed. It's going to significantly disadvantage a whole generation of kids from an already seriously marginalised community.

It is, however, an absolute great way to destroy a culture, traumatize a generation, and sow distrust for government institutions hundreds of years into the future!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_Indian_boarding_schools

Pretty sure Canada and Australia had similar policies, but couldn't find a good concise link in my 5 minutes of Googling.

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



bike tory posted:

Read the article, it's not just that the parents can opt for some sort of public education for their kids. Parents from certain specific areas will be compelled to put their into specific schools for five hours a day where the teachers only speak Danish, which is probably not the language the kids hear at home or that their parents/caregivers have been using with them their entire life, to learn about "Danish values" and poo poo.

It absolutely flies in the face of all the research on early childhood development about what we know helps kids to succeed. It's going to significantly disadvantage a whole generation of kids from an already seriously marginalised community.

You can be opposed to it for a variety of reasons, but I'm not seeing how it would disadvantage them within the context of Danish society. What research are you referring to?

e: it basically sounds like semi-compulsory (pre-)kindergarten

Phlegmish has a new favorite as of 16:16 on Jul 6, 2018

Montalvo
Sep 3, 2007



Fun Shoe

this is the most i have ever related to a meme

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

This speaks to me.

Osmosisch
Sep 9, 2007

I shall make everyone look like me! Then when they trick each other, they will say "oh that Coyote, he is the smartest one, he can even trick the great Coyote."



Grimey Drawer

Phlegmish posted:

You can be opposed to it for a variety of reasons, but I'm not seeing how it would disadvantage them within the context of Danish society. What research are you referring to?

There's a pretty big body of evidence showing that separating children from their parents doesn't work out well for the kids.

Even this study finds an effect :https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/23311645
And that's in properly-funded Norwegian childcare, I am not expecting this Danish experiment to exactly be brimming with goodwill and funds. Not to mention that it's extremely likely that anyone even willing to work for the scheme is going to be even more of a closet racist than the average whitey.

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

Phlegmish posted:

You can be opposed to it for a variety of reasons, but I'm not seeing how it would disadvantage them within the context of Danish society. What research are you referring to?

e: it basically sounds like semi-compulsory (pre-)kindergarten

Research into the importance of the first 2-3 of years of life and how it's a really crucial and unique stage of development. Kids need meaningful one-on-one interaction and putting them five hours a day into what is basically a foreign language environment right in the middle of that developmental stage is hosed up. Here's a really great talk about it if you're interested: https://youtu.be/_UWbCnv1vno

Dont get me wrong, multilingualism is great, but it either needs to be something that's continuous from birth (as in from the parents) or it needs to start around 4.

Oh and it's fully compulsory, not semi.

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

I've been here the whole time, and you're not my real Dad! :emo:

Moon Slayer posted:

It is, however, an absolute great way to destroy a culture, traumatize a generation, and sow distrust for government institutions hundreds of years into the future!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_Indian_boarding_schools

Pretty sure Canada and Australia had similar policies, but couldn't find a good concise link in my 5 minutes of Googling.

The Canadian Version were called Residental Schools


What's real bad is the last one closed in 19-loving-96

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS






Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Osmosisch posted:

There's a pretty big body of evidence showing that separating children from their parents doesn't work out well for the kids.

Even this study finds an effect :https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/23311645
And that's in properly-funded Norwegian childcare, I am not expecting this Danish experiment to exactly be brimming with goodwill and funds. Not to mention that it's extremely likely that anyone even willing to work for the scheme is going to be even more of a closet racist than the average whitey.

The title of the linked study is literally 'Little evidence that time in child care causes externalizing problems during early childhood in Norway', so if it does make a claim in that direction, it is evidently a weak one.

I just think there are some very troubling implications to saying that child care is harmful to a child's development. It is not possible not to 'separate a child from its parents' when both of them work full-time or close to it. My sister's children spend, on average, significantly more than 25 hours a week in child care. By discouraging that you're basically advocating a return to the breadwinner model. There is no other option.

sandoz
Jan 29, 2009


bike tory posted:

Read the article, it's not just that the parents can opt for some sort of public education for their kids. Parents from certain specific areas will be compelled to put their into specific schools for five hours a day where the teachers only speak Danish, which is probably not the language the kids hear at home or that their parents/caregivers have been using with them their entire life, to learn about "Danish values" and poo poo.

It absolutely flies in the face of all the research on early childhood development about what we know helps kids to succeed. It's going to significantly disadvantage a whole generation of kids from an already seriously marginalised community.

its ethnic cleansing hth

Gay Horney
Feb 10, 2013

by Reene
we have to respect the culture of these people by not making them put their kids into school or integrate into society at all!

Kuiperdolin
Sep 5, 2011

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2022

What a bunch of great memes.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
https://twitter.com/BGR/status/1014129625843294210?s=19

Gann Jerrod
Sep 9, 2005

A gun isn't a gun unless it shoots Magic.
https://twitter.com/samimoments/status/1014559404375658496?s=21

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012


ya that's because that image has been photoshopped so heavily it's nearly cel-shaded

SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

Hold that pose.
I've gotta get something.
lol drat this woman looks exactly like a thing that's specifically made to parody her and others like her very nice

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QuickbreathFinisher
Sep 28, 2008

by reading this post you have agreed to form a gay socialist micronation.
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SpacePig posted:

lol drat this woman looks exactly like a thing that's specifically made to parody her and others like her very nice

This also works as a description of who Paris Hilton is

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