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Schwarzwald
Jul 27, 2004

Don't Blink

Ghost Leviathan posted:

That's pretty much the only way most anime makes any sense, yeah.

Apparently it comes from how Japanese audiences find it unrealistic that anyone has a life after graduating high school that isn't soul-crushing drudgery.

Other anime aside, in Gundam '79 they're quite pointedly adolescents conscripted under duress.

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Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
Judging by the thread response were loookinh at a 100 million dollar opening for 'dams

Harime Nui
Apr 15, 2008

The New Insincerity
e: double post

Harime Nui fucked around with this message at 06:30 on Jul 7, 2018

Harime Nui
Apr 15, 2008

The New Insincerity
it's no coincidence that a) the old gundam series are very popular on these forums; b) these forums are obsoleted and irrelevant

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Harime Nui posted:

it's no coincidence that a) the old gundam series are very popular on these forums; b) these forums are obsoleted and irrelevant

hey now that's not fair

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe
we all love miyazaki the gits man and uh cowboy bebop

Mecha Gojira
Jun 23, 2006

Jack Nissan

Harime Nui posted:

it's no coincidence that a) the old gundam series are very popular on these forums; b) these forums are obsoleted and irrelevant

Harsh, but fair.

Detective No. 27
Jun 7, 2006

Harime Nui posted:

it's no coincidence that a) the old gundam series are very popular on these forums; b) these forums are obsoleted and irrelevant

It'll happen to you before you know it. :corsair:

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Harime Nui posted:

it's no coincidence that a) the old gundam series are very popular on these forums; b) these forums are obsoleted and irrelevant

A) so is this thread for talking about dumb movies

B) turn on you're monitor

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
I mean, Transformers movies made billions of dollars with giant robots shooting each other and they were awful, and with Gundam you can have young sexy men staring dramatically at each other sometimes wearing masks and huge things exploding in space, I know Hollywood will try their very hardest to gently caress that up, but they'd still have to try.

Red Bones
Aug 9, 2012

"I think he's a bad enough person to stay ghost through his sheer love of child-killing."

Gundam is pretty much just ww2 with jet packs and mecha, and there's plenty of good ww2 films. I think if they focus on a single operation during a war and don't try to cover an entire war in a single movie it could be okay, and the first act of the Gundam tv series is just a single op (escorting the Gundam from space to the earth government hq so they can mass produce it).

The first captain America movie comes to mind as a bad example of a fantastical war movie imo, where they try to use a montage to cover everything the character did during ww2 and it really messes up the pacing.

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
Perhaps what gundam needs are b52 bombers

In space

sub supau
Aug 28, 2007

Harime Nui posted:

it's no coincidence that a) the old gundam series are very popular on these forums; b) these forums are obsoleted and irrelevant

That's not fair

They're also gay

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

TetsuoTW posted:

That's not fair

They're also gay

Gundam is also extremely gay, coincidence?!

MonsieurChoc
Oct 12, 2013

Every species can smell its own extinction.

Ghost Leviathan posted:

I mean, they're soldiers. It's one anime where half the cast being prettyboys at most barely into their twenties actually works.

Gundam pilots are basically somewhere between flying aces and armoured knights. I don't see the audiences being weirded out by that any more than they would be by Pacific Rim. Or Iron Man.

The original series also takes place during the deadliest war in human history (with BILLIONS dead by the time the series begin) and it'S a plot point that super young people are now being conscripted because the older soldiers are dead. Like WW1's Lost Generation but on a bigger scale.

Inspector Gesicht
Oct 26, 2012

500 Zeus a body.


I had a lot of fun ghosting the Gundam thread when Gundam Age was on. Try cramming three generations of a war drama into 50 episodes, give it the most inappropriate kiddy art-style, and ramp up Gundam's already latent sexism to 11. I think someone gets Space AIDS in that show.

Inspector Gesicht fucked around with this message at 12:33 on Jul 7, 2018

KiteAuraan
Aug 5, 2014

JER GEDDA FERDA RADDA ARA!


Harime Nui posted:

one of the funny things is that most of the supporting cast in sequel series Zeta are a more realistic age for their jobs----so Jerid Messa and Emma Sheen, being newly-minted flight academy grads, are 25, putting them at about the same age as most of the veterans from the first series.


e: Char's canon age has always been dumb as hell and I've always mentally added at least 5-6 years on it. Like he was 19 in 0079? Gimme a break

Jet Black in Bebop is portrayed as this old rear end grumpy old man who's like, just old as gently caress.

He's 36.

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

Mecha operating child soldiers seems to be a thing in Japanese media

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

Also this reminds me of Game of Thrones because in the books Robb Stark and Jon Snow are both 14 years old and their wise old father Ned Stark is like 35.

Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011

Popular culture has passed you by.

FreudianSlippers posted:

Mecha operating child soldiers seems to be a thing in Japanese media

It's okay, they are 3.500 year-old demons who only look like child soldiers.

FilthyImp
Sep 30, 2002

Anime Deviant

FreudianSlippers posted:

Mecha operating child soldiers seems to be a thing in Japanese media
That's because HOT BLOODED YOUTH have what it takes to buck the system.

Also it's wish fulfillment and, at best, the readers are Captain Bright and instead of a middle manager want to be the Great Hero.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

FreudianSlippers posted:

Mecha operating child soldiers seems to be a thing in Japanese media

There's generally a specific range of ages allowed to be competent in... a lot of fiction, for that matter, and that usually happens to coincide with the target audience. Especially in manga and anime, which even has names for specific target demographics by age and gender.

One Piece comes to mind as something of an exception where while most of the protagonists around around 16-19, they add a couple of 30somethings and one that's technically 90 (but undead) and are noted as being unusually young as pirate crews go.

Jerkface
May 21, 2001

HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE DEAD, MOTHERFUCKER?

Look I'm just going to give it to you straight, the moment there is a trailer for this new gundam movie and an MS-06 Zaku II's eyeball lights up and looks at the screen with a tapwwinnnnnnng sound I'm going to loving mark out. You can't stop me.

God help you all if a beam saber gets shoved into the chest armor of an opposing mobile suit.

WeedlordGoku69
Feb 12, 2015

by Cyrano4747

Harime Nui posted:

it's no coincidence that a) the old gundam series are very popular on these forums; b) these forums are obsoleted and irrelevant

I mean, like, you're not wrong but Gundam is also probably the easiest sell to mainstream audiences out of any anime. You could literally just adapt the 0079 movies directly and, as long as the casting and direction are good, it'll probably get a lot of asses in seats just because "badass-looking sci-fi war movie" is a thing people generally like.

I mean, gently caress, all the old lady housekeepers where I work are hype as gently caress for Alita: Battle Angel and had no clue it was based on a comic. "Can this appeal to normies" is honestly a more important question than "does this have a built-in fanbase," and if loving Alita passes that test, Gundam certainly does.

PizzaProwler
Nov 4, 2009

Or you can see me at The Riviera. Tuesday nights.
Pillowfights with Dominican mothers.

KiteAuraan posted:

Jet Black in Bebop is portrayed as this old rear end grumpy old man who's like, just old as gently caress.

He's 36.

Hey, that's like 74 in anime years.

Tars Tarkas
Apr 13, 2003

Rock the Mok



A nasty woman, I think you should try is, Jess.


If you've never read the story of last time there was a Gundam movie in the works (in the 80s), here you go: https://www.animenewsnetwork.com/feature/2018-02-09/when-gundam-came-to-hollywood/.127606

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

I mean the Black Prince was 16 when he lead the English to victory at Crecy.

So if these Gundam kids are supposed to be knightlike they're basically the perfect age for that sort of thing.

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
Oh man how gloriously stupid would An 80s gundam movie have been

RX-78 miniatures exploding in a cloud of phosphorous. Dolph Lundgren doing it with a fellow pilot at the tip of a lance while a power ballad plays

And just about any of the dumbest scenes from the show but live action

Detective No. 27
Jun 7, 2006

I remember hearing that Cecil from Final Fantasy IV was 14 years old. I mean, really?

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

FreudianSlippers posted:

I mean the Black Prince was 16 when he lead the English to victory at Crecy.

So if these Gundam kids are supposed to be knightlike they're basically the perfect age for that sort of thing.

That just made me realize most historical wars were starving illiterate teenagers running into each other

feedmyleg
Dec 25, 2004
If any of y'all are expecting this to be something other than a big dumb YA Hunger Games-lite adaptation of the material I don't know what Hollywood you've been looking at for the past decade. It's going to be like that Ghost in the Shell adaptation but for teens, missing the point entirely and just kind of being there. None of your favorite things are going to be in it outside of empty winks.

WeedlordGoku69
Feb 12, 2015

by Cyrano4747

feedmyleg posted:

If any of y'all are expecting this to be something other than a big dumb YA Hunger Games-lite adaptation of the material I don't know what Hollywood you've been looking at for the past decade. It's going to be like that Ghost in the Shell adaptation but for teens, missing the point entirely and just kind of being there. None of your favorite things are going to be in it outside of empty winks.

I don't know how you figure this, exactly? Like, the entire reason why everyone's been like "loving FINALLY" is because Gundam is the most obvious poo poo ever to make a movie out of, whereas GitS is a lot weirder and less "Hollywood."

e: or, to be a little more direct, you can totally do a big dumb YA adaptation of 0079 and change literally nothing. It's already a mix of big badass action sequences and soapy character drama like YA fans want.

Young Freud
Nov 26, 2006

Alan Smithee posted:

Oh man how gloriously stupid would An 80s gundam movie have been

RX-78 miniatures exploding in a cloud of phosphorous. Dolph Lundgren doing it with a fellow pilot at the tip of a lance while a power ballad plays

And just about any of the dumbest scenes from the show but live action

Stan Winston and Stephen Norrington would have totally make a half-scale mobile suit puppet a la Aliens and Death Machine

Actually, you guys need to see Kow Yokoyama's work with Dragon Heaven and Machinen Krieger film Nutrocker. They made scale puppets for that.

Also, remember those complaints about the Transformers movies adding too much unnecessary human plot instead of giant robot action, because the effects were costly so putting Shia Lebouf or Marky Mark was cheaper. Gundam (or any robot anime) solves that with both by having the human elements of equal weight as the mech action.

Erotic Wakes
May 19, 2018

by Lowtax

Thundercracker posted:

It kinda blows my mind conservative media has largely ignored the Purge movies. It's as explicitly anti right wing as a movie can possibly get. And this new one takes the explicit social commentary to 11.

I honesly thought the 3rd one was the best. This one doesn't do anything new but it does call out the NRA by name several times.

https://twitter.com/talkhoops/status/1014653943421403136

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
🍀👽🆚🪖🏋

It took them long enough lmao.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

X-Ray Pecs posted:

The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe probably did so well because 1) it’s a recognizable brand and 2) Return of the King came out in 2003 and audiences were chasing that high fantasy dragon, and Narnia had at least one large LOTR-style battle with monsters and stuff, I don’t think audiences care as much about fantasy battles currently.

The Harry Potter films were also super popular at the time and The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe mixed LOTR-style fantasy with precocious British school children.

... but then there were a whole bunch of lackluster movie adaptations of kids books released between the first and second Narnia films: Charlotte's Web, Eragon, Bridge to Terabithia, Nanny McPhee, How to Eat Fried Worms, Curious George, The Golden Compass, The Spiderwick Chronicles, etc etc., so I guess the genre may have felt more than a little played out when The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian hit cinemas.

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

everything is yours

It whipped rear end.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


I'm kind of surprised how widely the Narnia books are taught in school considering how coocoo CS Lewis was. Sure all they really teach is LWW, PC, and VDT. But then some of those kids are going to pick up the last book which is insane.

WeedlordGoku69
Feb 12, 2015

by Cyrano4747

Jesus, THAT took a while

Where the gently caress were they when Anarchy had Literally Malcolm X as the big good

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feedmyleg
Dec 25, 2004

LORD OF BOOTY posted:

I don't know how you figure this, exactly?

Point to Hollywood's thoughtful, faithful, and critically-acclaimed blockbuster anime adaptation.

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