Samuringa posted:I'm more surprised that every single cat isn't already a Red Lantern by default My cats are pretty chill, idk. The angriest I've seen them is when one of them tried to steal the other's catnip, which is definitely reason to get mad. Is there a lantern corps that complains about not having enough food? Because they'd be that.
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Open Marriage Night posted:It's amazing how popular Dex Starr became when he just started as the artist going "Haha. Here's my rear end in a top hat cat Dexter as a rage lantern." We are all addicted to cats
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Lurdiak posted:My cats are pretty chill, idk. The angriest I've seen them is when one of them tried to steal the other's catnip, which is definitely reason to get mad. I think it is more cats' general potential for rage that makes "Red Lantern cat" such a genius idea.
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Lurdiak posted:
Orange? And on the subject of Lantern colors, I read the other day that there is now an Ultraviolet that's powered by shame? Pretty sure that'd make 90% of humanity. Samuringa fucked around with this message at 21:59 on Jul 7, 2018 |
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Jul 7, 2018 21:55
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Alacron posted:Let me know when there's a Blue Lantern Good Dog. http://the-conservatory.wikia.com/wiki/Hope_Corgi
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Alacron posted:Let me know when there's a Blue Lantern Good Dog. Dogs are bad, they'd be one of the lanterns no one likes, like Indigo.
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Jul 7, 2018 22:03
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The one animal that really deserves the red ring are geese. All of them.
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Adnor posted:The one animal that really deserves the red ring are geese. All of them. They'd wear them like collars, which would be perfect.
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Lurdiak posted:Dogs are bad 
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Alacron posted:Let me know when there's a Blue Lantern Good Dog. If anything it should be a Hope Capybara.
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Some dogs bite children, others are cops. Just awful.
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Lurdiak posted:Some dogs bite children, others are cops. Just awful. So two good deeds equals awfulness? 
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Lurdiak posted:Some dogs bite children, others are cops. Just awful. Come on now you can't call dogs bad just cuz some of their owners are poo poo
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Lurdiak posted:Some dogs bite children, others are cops. Just awful. Some cats bite kids but all cats are cops and we don’t go complaining about them all day. Mr. Maltose fucked around with this message at 22:44 on Jul 7, 2018 |
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Samuringa posted:If anything it should be a Hope Capybara. Wisdom and Poise Capybara
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Mr. Maltose posted:Some cats bite kids but all cats are cops and we don’t go complaining about them all day. Addressing your points in reverse. No cats are cops and https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftIRIPcsqxo
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Adnor posted:The one animal that really deserves the red ring are geese. All of them. Geese Howard with a Red Lantern ring is a horrifying thought.
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site posted:Come on now you can't call dogs bad just cuz some of their owners are poo poo Dogs need to take responsibility for their actions and stop blaming their owners. If you can't criticize a dog for it being lovely then you can't praise it for being good either.
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Skwirl posted:Addressing your points in reverse. I’m going to call anything that arbitrarily inflicts violence and is then defended constantly about how it’s actually the victim’s fault they got hurt and if they only acted correctly they would have been fine a cop. That’s the definition I’m working on.
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Lurdiak posted:Dogs need to take responsibility for their actions and stop blaming their owners. If you can't criticize a dog for it being lovely then you can't praise it for being good either. I can and I will and it will be to spite you specifically. 
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Mr. Maltose posted:I’m going to call anything that arbitrarily inflicts violence and is then defended constantly about how it’s actually the victim’s fault they got hurt and if they only acted correctly they would have been fine a cop. That’s the definition I’m working on. You're describing dogs.
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Pretty sure I've never heard anyone blame a person for being hurt by a cat. The response is usually, "yeah, cat's are assholes"
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There's a double standard for pets and I'm sick of it.
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Gavok posted:Geese Howard with a Red Lantern ring is a horrifying thought. Geese Howard with any ring is a horrifying thought. Even a crackerjack-box decoder ring. Because I don't want to find out how he's going to kill me with it.
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The government doesn't want you to know that dogs can be bad. But they can. Bad dogs exist. They're out there.
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The only way to stop a bad boy with a lantern is a good boy with a lantern
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MikeJF posted:It's very background detail. Who knows if that's what's meant to be implied.
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Knormal posted:Sorry, I'll accept power rings, but I just can't buy a cat showing loyalty to their owner after death and not just starting to eat them. This goes beyond my suspension of disbelief. I'd provide evidence to the contrary but it would just depress the poo poo out of everyone.
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My cats would eat me and be loyal enough to avenge my death.
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Cats actually have a keen sense of loyalty when people they like/recognize are in poor health. After my dad's first serious heart attack, our english tabby Willow would follow him upstairs and sort of keep him company/keep watch over him. It was really sweet. Made sweeter by the fact that she was not the friendliest cat to begin with for health reasons of her own, but she was like a support animal during that period. Also, unrelated but you know how when cats get especially startled or upset, their tail poofs up? When hers did, she looked like a raccoon, since she was a bit of chubby kitty and she had similar markings to a raccoon to begin with.
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Cats are good. Dogs are good. The only universal truth is that people are poo poo. Can we go back to funny panels again? The dick nozzles were a good start, but I need more.
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