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Bape Culture
Sep 13, 2006

I’m glad he was banned haha

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Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009
So uh, things seem cool in Portugal

https://www.fourfourtwo.com/us/news/sporting-cp-condemn-vandalism-and-aggression-after-reports-players-attacked

quote:


Sporting CP have condemned the reported perpetrators of "vandalism and aggression" that allegedly took place at the club's training ground on Tuesday.
It has been claimed in the Portuguese media that dozens of people stormed the Alcochete site, trashing buildings and even assaulting some of the players and staff.
Pictures have circulated of striker Bas Dost with several cuts to his head, although it is not clear when the images were taken.
The alleged incident took place just two days after a 2-1 defeat to Maritimo, a result that meant Sporting missed out on a Champions League place to Benfica.
A statement published via the club's Facebook page on Tuesday read: "Sporting Club de Portugal vehemently condemns the events registered today at the Academia Sporting.
"We cannot, in any way, agree with acts of vandalism and aggression towards players, coaches and staff in professional football, nor with attitudes that configure with the practice of crime that in no way honours or ennobles Sporting Clube de Portugal.

"We will make every effort to establish the full responsibility for what has happened and we will not fail to demand punishment of those who acted in this absolutely pitiful way."
Tensions have been mounting at the Lisbon club in recent weeks amid poor results and an apparent conflict between the squad and president Bruno de Carvalho.
In April, De Carvalho claimed he was suspending 19 of the first-team players following their Europa League exit at the hands of Atletico Madrid, although he later appeared to back down.
There have also been rumours he suspended boss Jorge Jesus and his coaching staff on Monday, with senior players reportedly threatening to boycott Sunday's Taca de Portugal final out of solidarity with their coach.

Dumb Username
Oct 20, 2012
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rlVtxbq883o

Breath Ray
Nov 19, 2010

Bape Culture posted:

I’m glad he was banned haha

me too although he seems to have been remodded though?

Bape Culture
Sep 13, 2006

Breath Ray posted:

me too although he seems to have been remodded though?

Lol

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
rolando aarons and his mam have just been given suspended sentences after he headbutted someone and his mam threw a glass at them because a bloke was grinding on his aunt lol

https://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/news/north-east-news/rolando-aarons-sentencing-live-update-14688893

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth
Jedinak, Kjaer and Lloris have asked FIFA for Guerrero's ban to be suspended for the World Cup.

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack

sassassin posted:

Jedinak, Kjaer and Lloris

Sounds like the shittiest law firm in the world

Ninpo
Aug 6, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

African AIDS cum posted:

Sounds like the shittiest law firm in the world

Could be worse, at least Lloris plays for Spurs

brocked
Oct 25, 2005

All shall love me and despair!

Ninpo posted:

Could be worse, at least Lloris plays for Spurs

:chanpop:

Weaponized Cum
Aug 31, 2004


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RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice

Ninpo posted:

Could be worse, at least Lloris plays for Spurs

lol

EAT FASTER!!!!!!
Sep 21, 2002

Legendary.


:hampants::hampants::hampants:

Ninpo posted:

Could be worse, at least Lloris plays for Spurs

CLEVER NINPO

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


i don’t get it

EAT FASTER!!!!!!
Sep 21, 2002

Legendary.


:hampants::hampants::hampants:
It's a little wry nod to Spurs being perceived in the UK as a "Jewish football club" and the prevailing wisdom that Jews make for good attorneys.

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


oh

Bogan Krkic
Oct 31, 2010

Swedish style? No.
Yugoslavian style? Of course not.
It has to be Zlatan-style.

Ninpo posted:

Could be worse, at least Lloris plays for Spurs

Lol

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

Ninpo posted:

Could be worse, at least Lloris plays for Spurs

:randvince:

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

back when this got posted ruben semedo hadn't also been charged with attempted murder lol

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/43161472

Bea Nanner
Oct 20, 2003

Je suis excité!
ronaldinho's doing well these days
https://uk.sports.yahoo.com/news/ronaldinho-marry-two-women-summer-5million-rio-mansion-085343990.html

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
Guerrero gets to play after all

https://www.theguardian.com/football/2018/may/31/paolo-guerrero-cleared-play-world-cup-peru-doping-ban-frozen

Zaodai
May 23, 2009

Death before dishonor?
Your terms are accepted.


Nice, good for him. Seemed a bit of a dick move to re-up his punishment just to try and dick him out of the world cup.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://twitter.com/90min_Football/status/1001468851291242496?s=19

Ninpo
Aug 6, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
Suspended sentence, naturally

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Ninpo posted:

Suspended sentence, naturally

All 2 year and under prison sentences in Spain are suspended.

Byolante
Mar 23, 2008

by Cyrano4747
Glad that Messi set up a charity with the sole intent of laundering drug money but never got punished

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-tyne-44561630

ciaran clark got into an argument with someone as a bar and got knocked out

Bacon Terrorist
May 7, 2010

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2022
Odds on it being a Sunderland fan?

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
organ trafficking is a new one

https://twitter.com/robbiejdunne/status/1014428537313472512

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



drat that guy is insanely connected if he can get you a loving liver.

Bacon Terrorist
May 7, 2010

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2022
Did he eat it with a nice Chianti?

djssniper
Jan 10, 2003


Bacon Terrorist posted:

Did he eat it with a nice Chianti?


Just add flava beans, problem solved

Ninpo
Aug 6, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

djssniper posted:

Just add flava beans, problem solved

Add what?

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

Ninpo posted:

Add what?

Flava flav beans

HappyCamperGL
May 18, 2014

Manu Eboue arrested for arson.

https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/emmanuel-eboue-arrested-former-arsenal-12878271.amp

Bogan Krkic
Oct 31, 2010

Swedish style? No.
Yugoslavian style? Of course not.
It has to be Zlatan-style.


Eboue seems like a good dude who continues to make a series of really impressive mistakes in his life

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack
Arson is a victimless crime

HJB
Feb 16, 2011

:swoon: I can't get enough of are Dan :swoon:
I thought he already walked?

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
what does malicious communication entail

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Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Kurtofan posted:

what does malicious communication entail

Not putting trigger warnings on your LGBTQA blog about mobility scooters

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