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Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler
That rat must have been a major smoker

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REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS
Oct 3, 2003

What do you think it means, bitch?

I’d fire them for the quality of the tattoo before ratballs.

I was going to post the meme/image going around with Jesus admonishing someone that his father isn’t angry about people getting tattoos, he’s angry that he gave them free will and they got lovely tattoos. Can’t find it for the life of me, maybe it was just an IG thing. Seems fitting for this thread.

there wolf
Jan 11, 2015

by Fluffdaddy

The shittiness of this tattoo actually really lends itself to the subject matter.

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦
Pissedachu owns, sorry

Knee
Jul 19, 2006

I'm telling you, it's true. People grow from spores.
I'm uh... kind of ok with that Pikachu one. Totally belongs in this thread though.

Magical Ponies
Jun 21, 2005

She was like a candle in the wind... unreliable.
When a Data tattoo doesn't work, it REALLY doesn't work.


I'm not even sure who this is.


I like to imagine that the tattoo artist messed up so much because he was trying to ignore the customer's explanation of the character.


did they get this with a groupon

ricketyvickyt
Sep 9, 2010
For some reason I’m getting an ‘image could not be found (code 1)’ error message so I will have to post a link...NWS

https://www.instagram.com/p/Bk98jI7grCz/?utm_source=ig_share_sheet&igshid=1l6pegb0fj8b

Johnny Truant
Jul 22, 2008




ricketyvickyt posted:

For some reason I’m getting an ‘image could not be found (code 1)’ error message so I will have to post a link...NWS

https://www.instagram.com/p/Bk98jI7grCz/?utm_source=ig_share_sheet&igshid=1l6pegb0fj8b

he's got a stick and poke on his loving nose :wtc:

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

Magical Ponies posted:

I'm not even sure who this is.


That's supposed to be Dr. Bashir. Emphasis on "supposed to"

More like Star Wreck, amirite guys? :smug:

Johnny Truant posted:

he's got a stick and poke on his loving nose :wtc:

Did you just gloss over the vagina under his eye or just figured everyone else would notice so why bother to comment?

Zaphod42
Sep 13, 2012

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.

Magical Ponies posted:

When a Data tattoo doesn't work, it REALLY doesn't work.


Looks like Dracula lmao

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender

ricketyvickyt posted:

For some reason I’m getting an ‘image could not be found (code 1)’ error message so I will have to post a link...NWS

https://www.instagram.com/p/Bk98jI7grCz/?utm_source=ig_share_sheet&igshid=1l6pegb0fj8b
From the same instagram:

ricketyvickyt
Sep 9, 2010

Haifisch posted:

From the same instagram:


That profile is an absolute goldmine for seriously questionable decisions :mmmhmm:

littlebluellama
Jun 18, 2013

I am kind, brave and deserve love.

Johnny Truant posted:

he's got a stick and poke on his loving nose :wtc:

I'm confused as to why the tiny wave of fluid is coming out of the labia and not the vagina.

Thin Privilege
Jul 8, 2009
IM A STUPID MORON WITH AN UGLY FACE AND A BIG BUTT AND MY BUTT SMELLS AND I LIKE TO KISS MY OWN BUTT
Gravy Boat 2k

ricketyvickyt posted:

That profile is an absolute goldmine for seriously questionable decisions :mmmhmm:

The lady next to me on the train saw me looking at it and must have thought I was a total psycho.

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

ricketyvickyt posted:

For some reason I’m getting an ‘image could not be found (code 1)’ error message so I will have to post a link...NWS

https://www.instagram.com/p/Bk98jI7grCz/?utm_source=ig_share_sheet&igshid=1l6pegb0fj8b

Who needs a urethra, anyway? Or a perineum?

The Dark One
Aug 19, 2005

I'm your friend and I'm not going to just stand by and let you do this!

Magical Ponies posted:

When a Data tattoo doesn't work, it REALLY doesn't work.

I know exactly which shot they used as a reference, but I have no idea why they did it.

Thin Privilege
Jul 8, 2009
IM A STUPID MORON WITH AN UGLY FACE AND A BIG BUTT AND MY BUTT SMELLS AND I LIKE TO KISS MY OWN BUTT
Gravy Boat 2k
They should at least color in the eyes in that lime green to make it look scary as poo poo. Then it would work.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Magical Ponies posted:

When a Data tattoo doesn't work, it REALLY doesn't work.


You could always just claim it's Lore :shrug:

Magical Ponies posted:

I like to imagine that the tattoo artist messed up so much because he was trying to ignore the customer's explanation of the character.


Why would anyone want a tattoo of Harry Kim? I mean at least he's not Tom Paris, but no one should get a Voyager tattoo.

silvergoose
Mar 18, 2006

IT IS SAID THE TEARS OF THE BWEENIX CAN HEAL ALL WOUNDS




Iron Crowned posted:

You could always just claim it's Lore :shrug:


Why would anyone want a tattoo of Harry Kim? I mean at least he's not Tom Paris, but no one should get a Voyager tattoo.

The doctor is the best doctor in the entirety of star trek. :c00lbert:

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

silvergoose posted:

The doctor is the best doctor in the entirety of star trek. :c00lbert:

Yeah, he's a good doctor, even DS9 had a copy of him.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

I saw someone with an anchor that said "Unsinkable" in real loving life

I don't understand how that has ever happened. An anchor has one goddamn job.

there wolf
Jan 11, 2015

by Fluffdaddy

Picnic Princess posted:

I saw someone with an anchor that said "Unsinkable" in real loving life

I don't understand how that has ever happened. An anchor has one goddamn job.

Because the complex system by which human brains process language and images allows for connections between even directly contradictory concepts. Why do we have this same "I don't get memes" discussion every time the unsinkable anchor comes up?

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

Picnic Princess posted:

I saw someone with an anchor that said "Unsinkable" in real loving life

I don't understand how that has ever happened. An anchor has one goddamn job.

Yeah, but the tattoo is of a foam anchor, so

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Picnic Princess posted:

I saw someone with an anchor that said "Unsinkable" in real loving life

I don't understand how that has ever happened. An anchor has one goddamn job.

An anchor tattoo holding back a ship at the edge of a wave on a rocky shore with “unbreakable” would be a good tattoo.

Hrm...

Not for me though because I’m fairly sure I’m broken.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

there wolf posted:

Because the complex system by which human brains process language and images allows for connections between even directly contradictory concepts. Why do we have this same "I don't get memes" discussion every time the unsinkable anchor comes up?

She was a soccer mom. I don't think she gets memes either.

rockcity
Jan 16, 2004

Picnic Princess posted:

I saw someone with an anchor that said "Unsinkable" in real loving life

I don't understand how that has ever happened. An anchor has one goddamn job.

If always liked the idea of a joke tattoo of a buoy that says I refuse to float.

there wolf
Jan 11, 2015

by Fluffdaddy

rockcity posted:

If always liked the idea of a joke tattoo of a buoy that says I refuse to float.

I've seen that sketched out, but not actually on someone. Looking for a don't-sink buoy tattoo got this which I highly appreciate.

Big Willy Style
Feb 11, 2007

How many Astartes do you know that roll like this?

there wolf posted:

I've seen that sketched out, but not actually on someone. Looking for a don't-sink buoy tattoo got this which I highly appreciate.


Pokeballs sink I'm p sure

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS
Oct 3, 2003

What do you think it means, bitch?

Big Willy Style posted:

Pokeballs sink I'm p sure

That’s a fishing bobber/float/whatever your local colloquial term is (insert goons don’t go outside joke here).

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

there wolf posted:

I've seen that sketched out, but not actually on someone. Looking for a don't-sink buoy tattoo got this which I highly appreciate.


Refuse to ink?

nerve
Jan 2, 2011

SKA SUCKS
Onster?

Lechtansi
Mar 23, 2004

Item Get

Say Nothing posted:

Refuse to ink?



I’m not one for the “can’t read what the text says “ thing that goons do, but this one clearly says Munster

Field Mousepad
Mar 21, 2010
BAE

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS posted:

That’s a fishing bobber/float/whatever your local colloquial term is (insert goons don’t go outside joke here).

It's a fresh water bobber and we call it a butt missile around these parts

synthetik
Feb 28, 2007

I forgive you, Will. Will you forgive me?

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

The tattoo artist tried to draw Mickey from memory and failed

Thin Privilege
Jul 8, 2009
IM A STUPID MORON WITH AN UGLY FACE AND A BIG BUTT AND MY BUTT SMELLS AND I LIKE TO KISS MY OWN BUTT
Gravy Boat 2k
There’s text above his head, possibly indicative of a signature. I NEED to know what it says. JOE MATT—something?! :ohdear:

Thin Privilege has a new favorite as of 14:25 on Jul 10, 2018

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Lechtansi posted:

I’m not one for the “can’t read what the text says “ thing that goons do, but this one clearly says Munster

The cross in the 'u' indicates that he's a Christian Munster!

ReidRansom
Oct 25, 2004


there wolf posted:

I've seen that sketched out, but not actually on someone. Looking for a don't-sink buoy tattoo got this which I highly appreciate.


I've seen the same with a navigation buoy, in one of these threads. An earlier iteration of this one or one of the good tattoo ones in YLLS. But I've never been able to find it again.

Like this, except good

nerve
Jan 2, 2011

SKA SUCKS
Ah, so the correct way

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Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


“Head for the buoys and avoid the gulls”

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