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musk brainstorming how to save these kids reminds me of the time I got really high and invented "email but for the real world"
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Jul 8, 2018 05:05
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lol at all the owned nerds in this thread who didn’t click the link
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Jul 8, 2018 08:20
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rudatron posted:cave diving is really dangerous, and even experienced divers can just straight up die. musk simply doesn't know what he's talking about, as demonstrated by his macgyver bullshit, yet the media is treating both as equally relevant, when they're not. i did some extremely amateur easy cave diving before and that was only after diving for years and tons of practice for it. these divers helping these kids are insane badasses, and elon stealing their time to shine with his nerd bullshit is one of the worst things hes ever done
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Jul 8, 2018 12:40
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Yes, that's sooo much worse than killing people by enforcing negligient production practices.
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Jul 8, 2018 12:58
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frankenfreak posted:Yes, that's sooo much worse than killing people by enforcing negligient production practices. it might kill people just wait a bit
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Jul 8, 2018 13:07
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submarine gets to kids, somehow, they board it, it catches on fire and sinks in the tube, blocking it forever
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Jul 8, 2018 13:11
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the world's deadliest assassins have gathered in one place for the first time. their target: most important man in the world john mcafee
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Jul 8, 2018 13:32
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Musk is gonna send in the only professional he trusts... John McAfee!
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Jul 8, 2018 13:53
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courtesy of forums superstar brown moses https://twitter.com/eliothiggins/status/1015945600154693632
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Jul 8, 2018 15:29
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Crusader posted:courtesy of forums superstar brown moses individual spooks are dumb and couldn't find their head from their rear end the only reason why they're scary is because they get to touch the big surveillance machine, and it turns out that the commodification of surveillance is putting the power of freedom into consumers' hands!
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Jul 8, 2018 15:48
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oh. turns out they didn't need musk's ideas guying to rescue the kids. half of them are already out.
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Jul 8, 2018 18:37
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Darkman Fanpage posted:oh. turns out they didn't need musk's ideas guying to rescue the kids. half of them are already out. 100% chance he's going to take credit for the rescue tho
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Jul 8, 2018 18:39
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Darkman Fanpage posted:oh. turns out they didn't need musk's ideas guying to rescue the kids. half of them are already out. musk is gonna claim credit
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Jul 8, 2018 18:39
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Captain Billy Pissboy posted:musk brainstorming how to save these kids reminds me of the time I got really high and invented "email but for the real world" how do i save these keeds
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Jul 8, 2018 18:50
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https://twitter.com/woke8yearold/status/1015116106552545280
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Jul 8, 2018 21:02
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Negative: The increasingly hellworld we live in Positive: Kickass posters to steal
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Jul 8, 2018 21:15
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Darkman Fanpage posted:oh. turns out they didn't need musk's ideas guying to rescue the kids. half of them are already out. https://twitter.com/ashleyfeinberg/status/1016063131582435328
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Jul 8, 2018 22:09
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Rigged Death Trap posted:Kickass posters to
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Jul 8, 2018 22:10
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Can't believe you guys are making fun of the musk subs. After all, they're incredibly convenient - they also double as a coffin when they immediately fail.
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Jul 8, 2018 22:30
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"get us the gently caress out of here before we have to talk to Elon Musk"
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Jul 8, 2018 22:39
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bICGr4lieGU&t=4s
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Jul 8, 2018 22:42
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rudatron posted:Can't believe you guys are making fun of the musk subs. After all, they're incredibly convenient - they also double as a coffin when they immediately fail. Do I at least get a moral judgment voucher/pass for making fun of the stupid SUBX scheme, since SUBX hadn't even been posted at the time? (idfk where to look for the timestamp for whether it was before musk first twitted submarines, but it wasn't really a difficult extrapolation either way) silentsnack posted:
...inevitable failure / coffin joke and all. 
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Jul 8, 2018 23:13
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It would be so much faster and easier and safer to build a fleet of mini-submarines. At least then the subs could be properly coffin-shaped so nobody else has to die trying to recover the bodies when they gently caress up and kill all the kids. Just declare them buried.
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 literally in the process of rescuing the kids but the media wont shut up about musk's submarine
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Jul 9, 2018 01:11
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Darkman Fanpage posted:
i want to take these headlines and show them to people in 2015
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Jul 9, 2018 01:20
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HorrificExistence posted:i want to take these headlines and show them to people in 2015 pretty much all my time travel fantasies nowadays just involve me going back 2-3 years and loving with people
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Jul 9, 2018 01:25
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HorrificExistence posted:i want to take these headlines and show them to people in 2015 unfortunately there are many timelines so you'd probably show it to the one non hosed one and they'd be inspired to go dark 
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Jul 9, 2018 02:10
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Shear Modulus posted:musk is gonna claim credit musk gave those rescuers motivation to move quickly so that they wouldnt be pressured to use his freshly built murdersubs
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Jul 9, 2018 02:17
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Gum posted:musk gave those rescuers motivation to move quickly so that they wouldnt be pressured to use his freshly built murdersubs theyre outer space escape pods now
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Jul 9, 2018 02:18
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Shear Modulus posted:theyre outer space escape pods now murderpods
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Jul 9, 2018 02:52
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Mortal Coil Escape Pods
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Jul 9, 2018 03:03
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Shear Modulus posted:theyre outer space escape pods now lol
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Jul 9, 2018 03:10
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Shear Modulus posted:theyre outer space escape pods now at tesla no one can hear you scream
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Jul 9, 2018 04:46
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Shear Modulus posted:theyre outer space escape pods now https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1016064322357719040
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Jul 9, 2018 06:53
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got any sevens posted:at tesla no one can hear you scream the "I want to hear you scream" scene from "the serpent and the rainbow" except it's a tesla saying it to the passenger while driving into a wall
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Jul 9, 2018 07:00
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personally i think its good teslas kill their owners because theyre almost all douchebags
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Jul 9, 2018 07:09
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Jul 9, 2018 07:23
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im glad elon musk didnt get his chance to kill the kids
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Jul 9, 2018 07:27
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If it's no longer the last place uncorrupted by capitalism, what's even the point?
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Jul 9, 2018 12:44
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ok i dont mind elon chat but it has totally taken over this thread so im going to make a separeate thread for him so this thread can go back to only getting posts when the market goes down .6%
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Jul 9, 2018 13:36
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Sheng-Ji Yang posted:ok i dont mind elon chat but it has totally taken over this thread so im going to make a separeate thread for him so this thread can go back to only getting posts when the market goes down .6% woops meant to post this in the econ thread but: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3862673
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Jul 9, 2018 13:46
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