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Ghost Leviathan posted:Lowtax should sell grenade bath bombs Or just grenades and bombs. Monetize TFR.
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Jul 9, 2018 11:58
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or just regular bath products
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Jul 9, 2018 12:00
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punchymcpunch posted:or just regular bath products I don't think there's much of an overlap with the goon demographic there.
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Jul 9, 2018 12:01
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punchymcpunch posted:if i was buyin a bath bomb you better believe id get the grenade shaped one 
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Jul 9, 2018 12:04
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That Works posted:Or just grenades and bombs. Monetize TFR. He's had enough trouble with the Secret Service, no need to add the ATF to that.
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Jul 9, 2018 12:04
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sassassin posted:It's the "feminine" versions that are doing it wrong. Who doesn't want to buy the strongest and most heroic products available? nothing says strong and heroic like DUDE WIPES
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Jul 9, 2018 12:24
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MAN MOISTENERS
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Jul 9, 2018 12:26
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Barry Bluejeans posted:nothing says strong and heroic like DUDE WIPES What gets dirtier than a dude*? I want a wipe that will handle any task it might face. * Babies, obviously, but you're not going to be able to use the best chemicals on baby products.
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Jul 9, 2018 12:42
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They already have man wipes. It's called 40 grit.
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Jul 9, 2018 12:48
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bike tory posted:I will never not find marketing to fragile masculinity funny This is the only acceptable song for the commercials for these products: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=851BqHMCaeM
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Jul 9, 2018 12:50
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jobson groeth posted:They already have man wipes. It's called 40 grit. I wipe myself by going against the grain of the skin on a live shaaaaaaaaaark I have to replace my toilet every time I go because I sand it down to the ground with my COARSE rear end HAIR Rigged Death Trap has a new favorite as of 13:11 on Jul 9, 2018 |
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Jul 9, 2018 13:06
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Rigged Death Trap posted:I wipe myself by going against the grain of the skin on a live shaaaaaaaaaark what grain? sharks are smooth
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Jul 9, 2018 13:20
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https://twitter.com/PREMIUMPONCHO/status/1016120788628492288
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Jul 9, 2018 13:21
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Blind Sally posted:what grain? sharks are smooth Ya it'd silky smooth like a wet wipe
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Jul 9, 2018 13:24
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ocean-scented wet wipes
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Jul 9, 2018 13:26
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how can they be "wet" wipes when shark skin is so smooth it's hydrophobic
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Jul 9, 2018 13:32
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I know this is the meme thread and all, and the shark comic was very good, and I think he just really dunked on all those Twitter people so well, but do we have to rattle off the same goof every dang time? The image of a man scouring his butthole with shark skin was good enough, can't we let it stand on it's own, blood trickling gently down his inner thigh?
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Jul 9, 2018 13:37
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https://twitter.com/headfallsoff/status/1016094871998824449
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Jul 9, 2018 13:37
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Verimus posted:I know this is the meme thread and all, and the shark comic was very good, and I think he just really dunked on all those Twitter people so well, but do we have to rattle off the same goof every dang time? The image of a man scouring his butthole with shark skin was good enough, can't we let it stand on it's own, blood trickling gently down his inner thigh? 
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Jul 9, 2018 13:38
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Verimus posted:I know this is the meme thread and all, and the shark comic was very good, and I think he just really dunked on all those Twitter people so well, but do we have to rattle off the same goof every dang time? The image of a man scouring his butthole with shark skin was good enough, can't we let it stand on it's own, blood trickling gently down his inner thigh? Uh no, because why would that happen unless he wasn't using Great White Ultra Smooth Bathroom Tissue
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Jul 9, 2018 13:40
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Ironically with these gendered products, it's almost always the pink one that costs more.
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Jul 9, 2018 13:50
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Verimus posted:I know this is the meme thread and all, and the shark comic was very good, and I think he just really dunked on all those Twitter people so well, but do we have to rattle off the same goof every dang time? The image of a man scouring his butthole with shark skin was good enough, can't we let it stand on it's own, blood trickling gently down his inner thigh? If he wanted to scour his skin he should use something rough like a stingray
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Jul 9, 2018 14:02
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Rigged Death Trap posted:I have to replace my toilet every time I go because I sand it down to the ground with my COARSE rear end HAIR
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Jul 9, 2018 14:04
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Choco1980 posted:Ironically with these gendered products, it's almost always the pink one that costs more. Yep. I'd imagine a big reason for it is that women do the vast majority of all consumer purchasing, and the gendering is even more obvious in areas that women account for like 80-90% of all spending like phamaceuticals/hygiene products 
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Jul 9, 2018 14:04
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My Lovely Horse posted:Looks like you need to buy a MAN TOILET. Made from the same steel used by Harley Davidson, with a seat carved from Jack Daniels barrels! 
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Jul 9, 2018 14:06
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why would you have this
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Jul 9, 2018 14:07
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My Lovely Horse posted:why would you have this So Captain Kangaroo would come to your house for a ballwashing, dude, it's like the whole point of the ad
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Jul 9, 2018 14:11
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Choco1980 posted:Ironically with these gendered products, it's almost always the pink one that costs more. I've seen Dental Floss For Women side by side with normal Dental Floss. I got one of each and literally the only difference was that the packaging of the first was pink and it was twenty cents more expensive.
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Jul 9, 2018 14:11
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My Lovely Horse posted:why would you have this that's the price to pay to keep your foreskin, you have to wash your junk thrice per day or it starts to rot
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Jul 9, 2018 14:11
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Samuringa posted:I've seen Dental Floss For Women side by side with normal Dental Floss. I got one of each and literally the only difference was that the packaging of the first was pink and it was twenty cents more expensive. This is straight up an Andy Rooney routine I bought a box of salt for $1.49. What would the reduced salt version cost? $1.69?
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Jul 9, 2018 14:22
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Samuringa posted:I've seen Dental Floss For Women side by side with normal Dental Floss. I got one of each and literally the only difference was that the packaging of the first was pink and it was twenty cents more expensive. Oddly, I find pink disposable razors often are on special offer and are cheaper than the blue ones. I figure that if you are using a razor to shave a beard and/or balls, your masculinity isn't really in question.
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Jul 9, 2018 14:26
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spog posted:I figure that if you are using a razor to shave a beard and/or balls, your masculinity isn't really in question. I think you'll find it's actually quite the opposite if you're clumsy.
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Jul 9, 2018 14:28
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 https://i.imgur.com/N2fUbcc.mp4
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Jul 9, 2018 14:34
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that's actually the Tree That Owns Itself II https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tree_That_Owns_Itself quote:The Tree That Owns Itself is a white oak tree that has, according to legend, legal ownership of itself and of all land within eight feet (2.4 m) of its base. The tree, also called the Jackson Oak, is located at the corner of South Finley and Dearing Streets in Athens, Georgia, United States. The original tree, thought to have started life between the mid-16th and late 18th century, fell in 1942, but a new tree was grown from one of its acorns, and planted in the same location. The current tree is sometimes referred to as the Son of The Tree That Owns Itself. Both trees have appeared in numerous national publications, and the site is a local landmark.
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Jul 9, 2018 14:48
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That tree must have really lovely self-esteem
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Jul 9, 2018 14:56
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Bees on Wheat posted:That tree must have really lovely self-esteem It's probably alt-right.
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Jul 9, 2018 14:56
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Jeza posted:Yep. I'd imagine a big reason for it is that women do the vast majority of all consumer purchasing, and the gendering is even more obvious in areas that women account for like 80-90% of all spending like phamaceuticals/hygiene products The pink version is something special for a strong, independent goddess who dances in public fountains. With its revolutionary bullshit oxide anti-spalling agent, it's going to cost a little more. The man version will replace the graphic with that of a fist smashing some ice; and replace the perfume with a factory run-off that helps you roar at obstacles. Apparently, adults in a space-faring civilization can't be expected to see through these ingenious deceptions.
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Jul 9, 2018 14:59
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I own myself daily but nobody considers me a local landmark.
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Pudding Space posted:The pink version is something special for a strong, independent goddess who dances in public fountains. With its revolutionary bullshit oxide anti-spalling agent, it's going to cost a little more. The man version will replace the graphic with that of a fist smashing some ice; and replace the perfume with a factory run-off that helps you roar at obstacles. As with almost all advertising, the grand irony is that people correctly consider themselves too smart to fall for the face-value deception i.e. lol I'd never buy this product after watching this lovely advert on TV! Who falls for this stuff?? but fail to see that that's rarely the intended purpose. Nearly all purchasing is not stringently/logically considered and is based off extremely quickfire decisions, usually based on brand recognition. For gendered marketing, A) a lot of the products are cloistered in specific gendered sections of a shop, so you aren't shopping around, and B) the gendered part of the marketing is just there to take advantage of the split second where your brain just assumes that because it targets your identity, it must be in some way preferable for you rather than stopping to logically assess each product one by one to find out whether that's true. This isn't just true of gendered marketing, but even targeted socioeconomic marketing and so on, and I guarantee every single person in this thread has fallen for it dozens of times because it's unrealistic to live your life not doing so. Now I need to go and find a funny picture.
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