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RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
Beezos' crooked wapo

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Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008





this song is steelers wheels biggest hit and its a satire of bob dylans song style up to that time

hence refs to clowns and joker's, for instance

Bart - SCROTUS
Nov 21, 2002

I'm a geek, I'm a geek
I'm a power tool

When I sing this song
I look like a fool

:d2a: :d2a:

murked by dragon posted:

ya it's wild. the amount of absolutely loony conspiracy poo poo that has been mainstreamed blows me away. the internet was absolutely a mistake

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
I get my info on wars from Infowars dot com

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


A Handed Missus posted:

he called Kerri a good candidate again

which is proof that u and Kerri are taking orders from Vladimir Putin

i feel like this was obvious and i'm shocked it took cspam so long to put together the clues

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

murked by dragon posted:

ya it's wild. the amount of absolutely loony conspiracy poo poo that has been mainstreamed blows me away. the internet was absolutely a mistake

It's true

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



dorngal trbup

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



DO NOT RETWEET

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011



i bet he doesn't even believe in (((reptillians))) controlling all our gold. that's some sound moderation, mr. trmuiop!

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





ArmZ posted:

sticking his finger up his ... rear end

and that brings me to my next point,

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


https://twitter.com/markknoller/status/1016700529454538752

Kavaneigh! :horse:

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Bearjew posted:

dorngal trbup

Bearjew posted:

DO NOT RETWEET

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1016633811378073602?s=19

Is he slashing military spending

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


its a shakedown op


well, by nazi york times standards, that is moderate

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


Nichael posted:

i feel like this was obvious and i'm shocked it took cspam so long to put together the clues

right? who else but russia would want to destroy a sexy & strong candidate like tom "tommy" carper

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
https://twitter.com/UriLF/status/1016700485494038528

:thunk:

:thunk:

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

Represent.



Dinosaur Gum
yall saying to stack the courts...

where are they going to sit?!

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





Raccooon posted:

Reading the Marbury v Madison wiki. I don't see how an originalist could support judicial review. Even got a quote from Jefferson denouncing it.

How do you say it was the original intent if you got the guy who wrote it saying no this was not the intent lmao

this is the foundational reason that originalism and especially textualism is hot, self-serving bullshit (at least as far as it goes as a guiding philosophy for supreme court jurisprudence. if you wanna be a textualist and not strike down laws w/ ur power of judicial review then hey go nuts just insist on only adjudicating Disputes between the several States,)

Thom12255
Feb 23, 2013
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY MONEY

moist turtleneck posted:

yall saying to stack the courts...

where are they going to sit?!

They used to sit underneath congress in the capitol building when it was just 5 of them.

Deceptive Thinker
Oct 5, 2005

I'll rip out your optics!

moist turtleneck posted:

yall saying to stack the courts...

where are they going to sit?!

This is literally the argument they use to keep the house from expanding to a reasonable number

velvet milkman
Feb 13, 2012

by R. Guyovich
the year is 2069, every american citizen is now a supreme court justice

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

juche avocado posted:

this is the foundational reason that originalism and especially textualism is hot, self-serving bullshit

Does it A. Let you be insane about guns?
And
B. Allow literally any other authoritarianism you want?


Congratulations, it's solid conservative jurisprudence

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006


well he's already more healthy than Hillary

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



next year SCOTUS will rule that it's free speech to pretend to be a lawyer without a JD or license, paving the way for 10 new justices with only GEDs

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib
brb gonna burn down about 50,000 acres of land so I can get a prdon

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

moist turtleneck posted:

yall saying to stack the courts...

where are they going to sit?!

oral arguments are a waste of time and there's no point for the scotus to convene at all

so they'd sit at their office desk.

Beet Wagon
Oct 19, 2015





pathetic little tramp posted:

brb gonna burn down about 50,000 acres of land so I can get a prdon

Actually if you do that and also post on CSPAM you get executed immediately fyi

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

Bearjew posted:

next year SCOTUS will rule that it's free speech to pretend to be a lawyer without a JD or license, paving the way for 10 new justices with only GEDs

there's nothign i nthe rule book that says a judge has to be a lawyer

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Bearjew posted:

next year SCOTUS will rule that it's free speech to pretend to be a lawyer without a JD or license, paving the way for 10 new justices with only GEDs

cspam binch

Raccooon
Dec 5, 2009

Bearjew posted:

next year SCOTUS will rule that it's free speech to pretend to be a lawyer without a JD or license, paving the way for 10 new justices with only GEDs

Wiping out all professional licenses.

deathbysnusnu
Feb 25, 2016


Bearjew posted:

next year SCOTUS will rule that it's free speech to pretend to be a lawyer without a JD or license, paving the way for 10 new justices with only GEDs

Wholly unnecessary constitution doesn't list job requirements for justices. Trump could appoint himself if he wanted.

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




zegermans posted:

oral arguments are a waste of time and there's no point for the scotus to convene at all

so they'd sit at their office desk.

hello justice thomas, no thanks ill pass on the soft drink, but how are you

An Apple A Gay
Oct 21, 2008

murked by dragon posted:

the year is 2069, every american citizen is now a supreme court justice

first things first
#50states50judges

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



Squizzle posted:

hello justice thomas, no thanks ill pass on the soft drink, but how are you

this is wrong. thomas wouldn't say anything at all

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





ikanreed posted:

Does it A. Let you be insane about guns?
And
B. Allow literally any other authoritarianism you want?


Congratulations, it's solid conservative jurisprudence

Solid Conservative Jurisprudence is the backup if kavanaugh gets Borked, and he'll let you do anything.. if you tip well enough

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

Represent.



Dinosaur Gum
the new justices have to sit on the old justices laps until they figure out what the hell is going on with the shortage of chairs

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

telecommute to the scotus

telescotus

quadrophrenic
Feb 4, 2011

WIN MARNIE WIN

Bearjew posted:

this is wrong. thomas wouldn't say anything at all

no say

just slide a suspicious can of coke towards you wordlessly, wry twinkle in eye

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


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DiscountDildos
Nov 8, 2017

https://twitter.com/Acosta/status/1016690411266625536?s=19

McVeigh looking down from heaven thinking "wtf I should've waited"

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