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Moon Slayer posted:That has to be an embellishment/urban legend. It almost definitely was, but at least Martin Random tended to post his stories as their own threads. Also, they weren't focused on making him look cool.
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.wrong thread
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CannonFodder posted:Why use the piss for a cologne? IIRC it was something like the piss and/or jizz has male pheromones in it so if you put it in your armpits, it replaces sweat stink and attracts  far more effectively.no do not actually try this holy gently caress
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Surprised there isn’t more of a movement of mra dudes going around spraying their territory like cats thinking it will lure females to them
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I Said No posted:IIRC it was something like the piss and/or jizz has male pheromones in it so if you put it in your armpits, it replaces sweat stink and attracts Also do not taste your own urine to see if you are sick There are professionals for that
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CannonFodder posted:Thanks. But definitely shop around. The prices vary depending on which neighborhood you’re in.
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Jul 5, 2018 18:14
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I’m gay and can actually confirm that nothing is more attractive in a man than the scent of stale jizz and piss.
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Jul 5, 2018 18:30
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CannonFodder posted:Thanks. Wasn't that how they tested for diabetes once upon a time? Something about how the urine would taste sweeter. I don't remember what thread I read that in, but it was concluded you had to have a good palate to be a physician back then.
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"Your palate's fine, but you need to work on your observation skills, or else you would have noticed I put my index finger in but licked my middle finger."
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Leavemywife posted:Wasn't that how they tested for diabetes once upon a time? Something about how the urine would taste sweeter. I don't remember what thread I read that in, but it was concluded you had to have a good palate to be a physician back then. Yes, it came up in the Sawbones episode on diabetes. Although I think it only works for type 1?
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small bird pudding posted:Yes, it came up in the Sawbones episode on diabetes. Although I think it only works for type 1? If type 2 gets bad enough/left untreated long enough it will eventually spill glucose into the urine. Also back when drinking diabetic piss was the only diagnostic tool medicine had, type 2 diabetes wasn’t really a thing.
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Edgar Allen Ho posted:I’m gay and can actually confirm that nothing is more attractive in a man than the scent of stale jizz and piss. Hell pal you don’t need to be gay to confirm that
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oldpainless posted:Hell pal you don’t need to be gay to confirm that More like oldatractivenessless?
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Jul 5, 2018 23:50
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oh come on, at least try
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:It is. I still choose to believe Tom Ridge drinks from a small bottle of peroxide he keeps in his pocket.
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chitoryu12 posted:I found it here. I first read it reposted on WoW forums using the stumbleupon toolbar. Then backtracked to SA and promptly forgot about the forums because "who would pay $10 to post on forums?" Then like three months later I paid $10 to post on forums.
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Shifty Nipples posted:More like oldatractivenessless? more like oldgormless
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I Said No posted:IIRC it was something like the piss and/or jizz has male pheromones in it so if you put it in your armpits, it replaces sweat stink and attracts Do... do they not know sweat is made of urine?
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oldpainless posted:Hell pal you don’t need to be gay to confirm that More like oldspicepiss
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Akett posted:Do... do they not know sweat is made of urine? It's not made of urine  it contains urea.
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Fleta Mcgurn posted:It's not made of urine That’s what Big Pheromone *wants* you to believe.
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Proteus Jones posted:That’s what Big Pheromone *wants* you to believe. I FEEL SO SMALL AND HELPLESS
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if it's not made of urine then why do I always smell like piss
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Ghostlight posted:if it's not made of urine then why do I always smell like piss How about you try to stop digging in the well?
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Ghostlight posted:if it's not made of urine then why do I always smell like piss Because you drink a lot of hoppy beer https://learn.kegerator.com/off-flavors-in-beer/ quote:11. Catty (p-menthane-8-thiol-3-one) https://www.aroxa.com/beer/beer-flavour-standard/p-menthane-8-thiol-3-one/
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Jul 10, 2018 13:34
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Diabetics or people on low-carb diets can often excrete more acetones and ammonia in their sweat and quite literally smell like piss!
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Jul 10, 2018 13:35
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Doesn't acetone give off a sort of fruity scent?
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Fleta Mcgurn posted:Doesn't acetone give off a sort of fruity scent? Yes, under certain circumstances your breath can smell like alcohol.
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Obligatory reminder that piss breath was seen as something to aspire to in the low carb trainwreck thread.
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Edgar Allen Ho posted:Obligatory reminder that piss breath was seen as something to aspire to in the low carb trainwreck thread. I still can’t imagine how “I’m literally dying and smell like death” became a cult following in that thread. It’s literally a bunch of people saying “I feel like poo poo and smell this is the best thing ever!”
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Aesop Poprock posted:I still can’t imagine how “I’m literally dying and smell like death” became a cult following in that thread. It’s literally a bunch of people saying “I feel like poo poo and smell this is the best thing ever!” It’s still a cult on Reddit.
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People are still using that black tar poo poo to melt out tumors, there's always a few people who stick with this kind of poo poo
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I mean low carb can be a useful dieting strategy. It’s just that it should mean “lean meat, veggies, nuts, avoid empty filler calories like white bread and potato chips etc” not “fruit, beans, and hummus make you fat, 72oz steaks fried in lard make you thin”
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Yeah. Basically intentionally inducing ketosis by eating shittons of fat is not healthy. Don’t follow diets that ask you to do so unless a doctor tells you to.
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I'm trying a low/no carb diet. It's working pretty well and all I really miss is sugar. Haven't noticed any smells though. I've basically just been eating tons of salads with oil and vinegar dressing, roasts with veggies, and lots of breakfasty foods (eggs, sausage, grilled tomatoes). It's only been a couple of weeks, but it seems to be working. Gonna give it a couple of months, but I guarantee my need for beer or pizza will eventually win out.
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Solice Kirsk posted:I'm trying a low/no carb diet. It's working pretty well and all I really miss is sugar. Haven't noticed any smells though. I've basically just been eating tons of salads with oil and vinegar dressing, roasts with veggies, and lots of breakfasty foods (eggs, sausage, grilled tomatoes). Tomtoes are made of carbs my dude. Cut that poo poo out. Try adding some grated cheese in their place. Also, mix liquor with diet sodas for a simple low carb alcohol fix.
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Jul 10, 2018 23:12
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counterpoint: cutting out carbs entirely will make you sluggish and make working out suck rear end - if you're not eating any grains or starches or whatever, I think you're fine with a couple of tomatoes a day.
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Jul 10, 2018 23:14
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Really? The stupid pee strips I'm using are saying I'm OK and the label says 1 cup has like 6 grams of carbs. I already had to say no to my Aunt Susie's manicotti this weekend....this diet is getting worse and worse.
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Around 2013 I actually tried low carb bc of some SA thread. The sane kind not the bacon kind. Problem was I was also trying to be vegan and get a lifter’s amount of protein in. Good thing I like tofu.
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