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A Moose posted:Lets just go straight to blood sports too while we're at it The gladiators were slaves, so if they brought it back it wouldn't be poor people fighting to the death. It would be the immigrants that are in concentration camps right now. And it wasn't just one on one fights, there were events. So you'd get like, 50 people who were captured by ICE fleeing the gang violence in their home country vs 10 bears.
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Guy Goodbody posted:The gladiators were slaves In the very earliest combats this was true, but by the time of the Republic most gladiators were either condemned criminals or voluntary participants, both of whom would have gone through a gladiatorial school in order to make sure the audience got a good fight. Pitting members of an underclass against beasts was a separate affair, and conflating them is like calling every member of a modern circus a clown or every member of a baseball team the outfielders.
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# ? Jul 10, 2018 23:45 |
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No contest, MS-13 is going to gently caress up those bears
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# ? Jul 10, 2018 23:47 |
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On the other hand, the gladiators would promote products, have toys made in their image and it was actually incredibly rare for them to die in the arena, on account of being rather expensive to train. Plus, as well as the regular fights there'd be gimmick matches. The coliseum was the WWE of it's day
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# ? Jul 10, 2018 23:47 |
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Besesoth posted:every member of a modern circus a clown or every member of a baseball team the outfielders. Every circus member is a clown. Sorry if that's not PC, but they're all clowns, every last one of them.
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# ? Jul 10, 2018 23:48 |
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And every baseball player is a fielder, but I'm not going to call them all outfielders because I know that most of them haven't come out yet.
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# ? Jul 10, 2018 23:50 |
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Guy Goodbody posted:And every baseball player is a fielder, but I'm not going to call them all outfielders because I know that most of them haven't come out yet. What about the catcher? Or the DH if you pay that weird kind of baseball they do in the American league?
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# ? Jul 10, 2018 23:53 |
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Solice Kirsk posted:What about the catcher? Or the DH if you pay that weird kind of baseball they do in the American league? all the baseball players are fielders. That includes catcher, the pitcher, and the vers
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Elfface posted:On the other hand, the gladiators would promote products, have toys made in their image and it was actually incredibly rare for them to die in the arena, on account of being rather expensive to train. Plus, as well as the regular fights there'd be gimmick matches. WWE but with executions at half time I thought they still did slave fights but they became a separate thing from the gladiatorial fights
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Phlegmish posted:No contest, MS-13 is going to gently caress up those bears #bearlivesmatter
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# ? Jul 10, 2018 23:58 |
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bike tory posted:WWE but with executions at half time I was going to make some jab at someone messing up a jump but ended up finding one of the saddest Wikipedia articles by accident https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_premature_professional_wrestling_deaths
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# ? Jul 11, 2018 00:01 |
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Samuringa posted:I was going to make some jab at someone messing up a jump but ended up finding one of the saddest Wikipedia articles by accident That is one long list...
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# ? Jul 11, 2018 00:07 |
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wrest in peace fellas
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Croccers posted:Now do one for Medical debt. Only if the contestants' medical treatments were done super recently. Like one of them is still doped up on Percocet, one looks like the Invisible Man with all the bandages they have on, another is laid out on a gurney, etc.
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# ? Jul 11, 2018 00:13 |
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Lobok posted:Only if the contestants' medical treatments were done super recently. Like one of them is still doped up on Percocet, one looks like the Invisible Man with all the bandages they have on, another is laid out on a gurney, etc. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=52EEzBNn48g
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Samuringa posted:I was going to make some jab at someone messing up a jump but ended up finding one of the saddest Wikipedia articles by accident gently caress man so many of these people either died of heart attacks before they were 50 or killed themselves.
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# ? Jul 11, 2018 00:40 |
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beyond_the_Mat
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# ? Jul 11, 2018 00:49 |
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PoptartsNinja posted:1) Find a name you've obsessed with since you were 12. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMe3WDmxBEI
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Besesoth posted:In the very earliest combats this was true, but by the time of the Republic most gladiators were either condemned criminals or voluntary participants, both of whom would have gone through a gladiatorial school in order to make sure the audience got a good fight. Pitting members of an underclass against beasts was a separate affair, and conflating them is like calling every member of a modern circus a clown or every member of a baseball team the outfielders. What circumstances would have to occur in your life in order for you to weigh your own death against a promoter's choice, or outright death? It seems like the circumstances of that decision would come from a place of desperation and a lack of other vocational outlets. Say you're a dangerous gently caress with a short sword whose very existence depends on your ability to physically dominate some other dumb gently caress with a short sword, or a net, or a spear, or whatever. You are a racehorse whose record keeps you from the glue factory. If the privilege of life is literally based on your ability to perform an athletic task of dominance, and your 'trainer' gets legal rights to control your family structure when you die, you're a mandingo. MMA or WWE are not even in the same universe of comparison. Yes, some of them were rewarded after a nice show for the populi, but Gladiators were slaves to their performance and to the purse was controlled elsewhere. Some were slaves to a literal master, some were slaves to a weird system designed to keep them subservient, but all were slaves. A well-fed racehorse frequently put out to stud still has a man that owns the stable. E: In retrospect this is far too long for a 'lol, no' post
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# ? Jul 11, 2018 01:55 |
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JoelJoel posted:Hard to get whiter than a bunch of Western Canadian hockey kids: So many names ending with a soft n sound. It's like how people give their pets names that end with an E sound because their animals supposedly respond to it better. Some parent is going to call their kid in from the playground and all the kids whose names end in that N sound are going to respond.
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PoptartsNinja posted:1) Find a name you've obsessed with since you were 12. A friend of mine dated a girl a bunch of years ago named Tyffyny. Anyway https://i.imgur.com/h28BCn2.mp4
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Bath Tubs posted:gently caress man so many of these people either died of heart attacks before they were 50 or killed themselves. Doesnt vince vehemently deny that wrestlers get the football concussion thing? I can't wait for xfl atheletes to sue him.
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# ? Jul 11, 2018 02:39 |
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Android Apocalypse posted:There’s going to be so many “down the hatch” jokes that kid will endure when eating. "Pop the hatch...."
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Wheat Loaf posted:
During the same campaign, Labour‘s platform included a proto-Brexit, btw (which might have been one of the reasons why they went on to suffer their worst defeat since 1918)
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System Metternich posted:During the same campaign, Labour‘s platform included a proto-Brexit, btw (which might have been one of the reasons why they went on to suffer their worst defeat since 1918) Well, sure, during the 1975 campaign, the leading figures on the "No" side included Enoch Powell, Michael Foot, Tony Benn and Ian Paisley (Benn refused to share a platform with Powell, but Foot did because Powell and Foot were quite good friends in spite of their pronounced political differences). There's a cartoon from the time, which I'll see if I can find, which presented the leavers of the day as a crowd of racists, nationalists, protectionists, communists, Irish republicans and Orangemen. Edit: Here it is: Thatcher campaigned hard for "Yes". She obviously changed her views later on. Wheat Loaf has a new favorite as of 08:50 on Jul 11, 2018 |
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Guy Goodbody posted:The gladiators were slaves, so if they brought it back it wouldn't be poor people fighting to the death. It would be the immigrants that are in concentration camps right now. And it wasn't just one on one fights, there were events. So you'd get like, 50 people who were captured by ICE fleeing the gang violence in their home country vs 10 bears. Ancient Rome did not have robots but nothing stops us from having them now, fuckwit.
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# ? Jul 11, 2018 09:06 |
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Yet another occupation lost to automation.
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# ? Jul 11, 2018 11:14 |
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itd be robots killing refugees
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# ? Jul 11, 2018 11:25 |
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god guy you idiot bears would be so expensive to feed and house
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# ? Jul 11, 2018 11:26 |
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Guy Goodbody posted:Every circus member is a clown. Sorry if that's not PC, but they're all clowns, every last one of them. Even Pagliacci?
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# ? Jul 11, 2018 11:59 |
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Best anime hair 2018
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# ? Jul 11, 2018 12:46 |
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Guy Goodbody posted:Best anime hair 2018 Pretty sure you can have that hairstyle in MapleStory back when they added the random-hairstyle-ticket quest way way back.
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https://twitter.com/jon_bois/status/1016828989510504453
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Zamboni_Rodeo posted:D'you suppose Colum is pronounced "Column" or "Colm"? I always pronounced it "Colum"
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snergle posted:Doesnt vince vehemently deny that wrestlers get the football concussion thing? I can't wait for xfl atheletes to sue him. Yeah, he even goes so far as to wipe any wrestlers that it happens to from public acknowledgement.
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# ? Jul 11, 2018 13:50 |
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Marta Velasquez posted:I always pronounced it "Colum" Well I feel foolish.
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https://twitter.com/Otter_News/status/1017035825559867394
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# ? Jul 11, 2018 14:22 |
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What is this, NK Nuke test gone horribly awry?
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