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Bill Brasky
Apr 13, 2008

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ryonguy
Jun 27, 2013
hey if you follow this account it makes Twitter suck less.

https://twitter.com/AchewoodNC/status/1015415353420152832

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

ryonguy posted:

hey if you follow this account it makes Twitter suck less.

https://twitter.com/AchewoodNC/status/1015415353420152832

:agreed:

https://twitter.com/AchewoodNC/status/1015702495597772801

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

We're normal now.
We love your family.
https://twitter.com/AchewoodNC/status/1014880830831853571

If Best of Hot Tub Brawls were real, would you watch it?

I think I would.

Deathlove
Feb 20, 2003

Pillbug

JethroMcB posted:

https://twitter.com/AchewoodNC/status/1014880830831853571

If Best of Hot Tub Brawls were real, would you watch it?

I think I would.

You can do whatever you want in life.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

JethroMcB posted:

I think I would.

You can d-

Deathlove posted:

You can do whatever you want in life.

gently caress YOU, DEATHLOVE! :flaccid:

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Jerusalem posted:

gently caress YOU, DEATHLOVE! :flaccid:

SHUT UP!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

EBB posted:

SHUT UP!

AAAAAAGH! AGH!

Rev. Bleech_
Oct 19, 2004

~OKAY, WE'LL DRINK TO OUR LEGS!~

*sips beer*

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit
I declare all other computing machines RUBBISH.

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!
drat! Somebody just step on a burrito at this place?

Leroy Dennui
Aug 9, 2014

Gina McCarthy made us gay,
but we would not have met
had Biden not dropped his cones
:gaysper::frogbon:

Halloween Jack posted:

drat! Somebody just step on a burrito at this place?

I did that. I'm as serious as a heart attack.

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!
Man, don't act like the taco died! Come on!

Pakled
Aug 6, 2011

WE ARE SMART
Oh my god I can't buy a burrito from someone who has done oral on me

garfield hentai
Feb 29, 2004
BURRITOLINGUS. NOUN. MEANS, EATING A BURRITO WITH THE MOUTH.

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

We're normal now.
We love your family.

Halloween Jack posted:

Man, don't act like the taco died! Come on!

[Flips you off while still inside the SaniTaco!™ The Fun, Safe Taco.™ environment]

feetnotes
Jan 29, 2008

I go to a taco truck. I order three tacos. They cost three dollars. My Fiesta Name is Pendejo.

Android Blues
Nov 22, 2008

feetnotes posted:

I go to a taco truck. I order three tacos. They cost three dollars. My Fiesta Name is Pendejo.

Dildo it for you? Only a buck.

ryonguy
Jun 27, 2013
My favorite achewood character's jobs have always been Teodor's half-assed desperate cash grabs for rent money at the last minute.

Can I interest you in some dog penis medicine?

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!
Dr. Worveston's
FAT THINGY POWDER
fattens the thingy specifically.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Dude, I put my extra cheese and nasty hard tortillas into an area. They get all rotty. A fly has a baby. Dirt is born.

Share this moment with me.

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench

ryonguy posted:

My favorite achewood character's jobs have always been Teodor's half-assed desperate cash grabs for rent money at the last minute.

Can I interest you in some dog penis medicine?

Is that a silverfish?

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

We're normal now.
We love your family.

EBB posted:

Dude, I put my extra cheese and nasty hard tortillas into an area. They get all rotty. A fly has a baby. Dirt is born.

Share this moment with me.

STUFF IS ON THE GROUND IN MY YARD! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, SUCKER?

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!
Operation Horrible Front Yard

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

Shibawanko
Feb 13, 2013

Halloween Jack posted:

Dr. Worveston's
FAT THINGY POWDER
fattens the thingy specifically.

Drs. SMITH and CARNABUS
-Three-
Fully Prepared
PARAFFIN
CON-DOMS
for the
GENITAL.

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!
A condom makes the ideal storage container for leftover risotto.

ColdPie
Jun 9, 2006

Hey, don't joke. You get a lineup of dudes pissing into empties, you call me. I'm serious.

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

We're normal now.
We love your family.
My car parts are on my car, by the way.

Safety Dance
Sep 10, 2007

Five degrees to starboard!

The year: 1933. The Great Depres-
sion. Apple lines. Edwin T. Carr-
boro, a restauranteur from Chicago,
believed one thing: any American,
no matter how down on his luck,
deserved at least one free cheese
sandwich -- just for living in the
greatest nation on God's green
earth. Unlikely as it sounds, his
generosity single-handedly gave
Americans the hope they needed
to turn their country around.

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010

ryonguy posted:

My favorite achewood character's jobs have always been Teodor's half-assed desperate cash grabs for rent money at the last minute.

Can I interest you in some dog penis medicine?

The Cal Ripken of not making rent

BitterAvatar
Jun 19, 2004

I do not miss the future
I'll be in the kitchen. Not sitting around seeing Honda Civics - inventing stuff. That's me. That's how I live.

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!
Where's your fanny pack and black Reebocks?

ryonguy
Jun 27, 2013

El Gallinero Gros posted:

The Cal Ripken of not making rent

What I want to know is how the dude is constantly broke as poo poo but somehow had never been in a Salvation Army store before the Penny arc? It is because Onstad is bourgie as gently caress and Teodor is his partial self-insert, isn't it

Bongo Bill
Jan 17, 2012

For someone who's constantly broke, the simple fact is that Teodor is really bad at it.

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

ryonguy posted:

What I want to know is how the dude is constantly broke as poo poo but somehow had never been in a Salvation Army store before the Penny arc? It is because Onstad is bourgie as gently caress and Teodor is his partial self-insert, isn't it

He's broke because he drops 150 dollars for a lid

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!
Has Lid

Javid
Oct 21, 2004

:jpmf:
There's thrift stores and then there's the bins. The bins are... a whole other thing.

Oxxidation
Jul 22, 2007
I always figured that T made most of his money just by being in the same room as Ray several days a week.

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Bust Rodd
Oct 21, 2008

by VideoGames
Teodor asleep at the keyboard with "Meg White c'mon SHOW ME HER NAKED" left in his google search bar is about as close to seeing a man's soul laid bare as you can get in a webcomic

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