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I always thought Grimes was a reference to Frank Grimes somehow.
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If the cia came to musk to raise a sub off the sea floor hed make an underwater helicopter.
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Fleetwood Crack posted:What's the public masturbation story? I missed that. Literally every story about Elon Musk is about public masturbation
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Jul 11, 2018 02:27
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Thank You, Lord JESUS FOR ELON MUSK
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Jul 11, 2018 02:29
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Donovan Trip posted:in this thread people that don't understand the value of rockets capable of re-entry But he apparently isn't fond of unions, and that's a Whammy.
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Dang It Bhabhi! posted:They are like 6000 pounds dude. That's a lot of mass to slow down. That's like half the weight of a light truck but I guess you can't use truck brakes on a sedan for some reason
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Donovan Trip posted:He's a good man I don't see the problem He's a billionaire which automatically makes him not a good man, but he's also demonstrably not a good man for other reasons
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Can people plz stop giving him credit for the space stuff? It’s not like he’s in there designing rockets or welding things. In short, Elon sucks but his mom is hot
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QuarkJets posted:That's like half the weight of a light truck but I guess you can't use truck brakes on a sedan for some reason Are you saying that a light truck weighs 12,000 pounds? I mean, you did say that. But do you think that?
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QuarkJets posted:That's like half the weight of a light truck but I guess you can't use truck brakes on a sedan for some reason Lol Anyways don’t Tesla’s get up and go real quick? Like 0 to 60. Bad brakes if so.
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They have an issue thats being ignored im guessing till somebody dies but braking distance is all over the place in tests and it gets worse with each stop. It will absolutely kill somebody. It makes absolutely no sense and i have no idea how they hosed up brakes that bad. It does dramatically worse than it should on paper. E: and lol teslas claims its 20ft shorter than anyone has ever managed to do in a test. They are full of poo poo. He wants to sell this future poo poo but like cant get braking right with 50+ year old technology. DogonCrook fucked around with this message at 02:51 on Jul 11, 2018 |
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Jul 11, 2018 02:48
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GORDON posted:Are you saying that a light truck weighs 12,000 pounds? I mean, you did say that. But do you think that? lol. he also said QuarkJets posted:He's a billionaire which automatically makes him not a good man 
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Elon has a cunning solution to those brake tests that aren't going so well:quote:Tesla CEO Elon Musk appears to have asked engineers at Tesla's factory in Fremont, California, to remove a standard brake test, called the brake-and-roll test, from the tasks Model 3 cars must complete to move through production, according to internal documents seen by Business Insider. http://uk.businessinsider.com/tesla-elon-musk-orders-engineers-to-stop-brake-and-roll-testing-2018-6?r=US&IR=T
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what the hell kind of billionaire do you think is a good person
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DogonCrook posted:They have an issue thats being ignored im guessing till somebody dies but braking distance is all over the place in tests and it gets worse with each stop. It will absolutely kill somebody. It makes absolutely no sense and i have no idea how they hosed up brakes that bad. It does dramatically worse than it should on paper. 6000lbs on standard-size brake rotors with whatever caliper was cheapest. They're probably pushing those brakes to the absolute limit and that's why there's brake fade going on. Can't wait till someone aggressively corners after a long ride and misses a turn entirely.
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"Elon added more color to the update in a second tweet, noting that the braking and user interface (UI) updates were for all Model 3’s, not just the new ones it was building moving forward. He also noted two hardware updates that Tesla had identified to address other concerns raised by Consumer Reports — a quieter windshield" This motherfucker calls a windshield loving hardware ive never been so goddamned triggered by a nerd. gently caress.
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Tetracube posted:what the hell kind of billionaire do you think is a good person Jesus Christ has billions of souls in his portfolio, the Book of Life, and he's the original "angel investor" A Wizard of Goatse fucked around with this message at 03:41 on Jul 11, 2018 |
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Jul 11, 2018 03:39
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hey op check it out: Elon Sucks
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Pawn 17 posted:I always thought Grimes was a reference to Frank Grimes somehow. 
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HePVTmr_CDM
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I would blow Dane Cook posted:Elon has a cunning solution to those brake tests that aren't going so well: This billionaire businessman has one trick to solve safety check failures! Consumer protection advocates hate him!
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Jul 11, 2018 03:46
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I like how he made a bunch of noise about sending a submarine to let the kids get out but it was going to take 17 hours for the sub to get there and 8 kids were already out before the shipping started
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Jul 11, 2018 03:47
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maybe that sub was never actually relevant
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let it mellow posted:I like how he made a bunch of noise about sending a submarine to let the kids get out but it was going to take 17 hours for the sub to get there and 8 kids were already out before the shipping started He actually dropped it off on the way to shanghai to announce a new factory he cant afford. True story.
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let it mellow posted:I like how he made a bunch of noise about sending a submarine to let the kids get out but it was going to take 17 hours for the sub to get there and 8 kids were already out before the shipping started Elon Musk queries expertise of Thai cave rescue officials quote:Entrepreneur turns on mission leader who rejected his offer of a submarine quote:In response, Musk said Osatanakorn was “AKSHULLY not the subject matter expert”, adding that he believed he had been “inaccurately described as rescue chief”, and should be more accurately referred to as the “former Thai provincial governor”.
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Elon Musk hasn't been this excited to deliver his miniature sub to boys in Pattaya since his Paypal days.
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Can't do poo poo for trapped kids on earth. Robocars be crashing. What happens when the most minor of technical snafus occurs on a short space flight? Death. Death, for sure.
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greetings fellow gbs poors i too unflinchingly believe every hit piece about musk with my literally broken brain and crippling amount of debt. at least hating him brightens my day, no matter how terrifyingly futile such pointless babyrage actually is i just don't think about it
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Nice meltdown
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tetsuo posted:greetings fellow gbs poors i too unflinchingly believe every hit piece about musk with my literally broken brain and crippling amount of debt. at least hating him brightens my day, no matter how terrifyingly futile such pointless babyrage actually is i just don't think about it
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Musk needs to get on with research into stasis for interstellar travel and then test it on himself for at least 50 years.
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https://twitter.com/johnlevenstein/status/1016330339805888512?s=21 And then he was swarmed by Elon Musk’s fans
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Elon Musk, billionaire genius, has to move his space-age cars across a parking lot with an internal combustion forklift to get them to the assembly tent
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Roadster only weighs 2700 pounds. Fyi.
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I do almost want to give Musk some credit for taking some literally off the shelf machine vision technology: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HXpiyLUEOOY Like you could buy it on store shelves and add it to any shitbox you wanted and everyone else was already integrating as in a "Hey, this might stop you from mowing down pedestrians" technology and said gently caress it, this can drive a car on it's own as the manufacturer was screaming No! No! Stop! You are going to kill somebody!" Then it actually killed some people and he is still like "Hey, give me thousands of dollars right now and your car will drive itself soon!" like somewhere legally speaking between now and never and people are still lining up for it.
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I heard that we've got three men stranded in space on Apollo 13. I have collected rubber bands to bring our boys home safe and sound.
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LOL how the gently caress do you gently caress up braking on it then?
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