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Cucked by my own atman
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# ? Jul 10, 2018 04:30 |
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# ? May 24, 2024 17:03 |
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I wanna know what country the philanderer lives in cause I just felt someone walk on my grave. I almost married a batshit Korean girl whose dad was a high muckity-muck at Daewoo and I was like "self, just loving do it and never worry about money again." Then she slapped me while she was drunk and angry and I severed so hard I left the hemisphere.
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# ? Jul 10, 2018 06:37 |
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That’s a helluva
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# ? Jul 10, 2018 07:23 |
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Ha! You severed because a drunk girl smacked you? Still could have gotten married and made out like a bandit in the divorce. You done goofed.
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# ? Jul 10, 2018 13:26 |
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daewoo went bankrupt in 08 so I think you made the right call op
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# ? Jul 10, 2018 15:10 |
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SciFiDownBeat posted:daewoo went bankrupt in 08 so I think you made the right call op They went brankrupt because the next dude was a lot smarter and actually executed on the plan!
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# ? Jul 10, 2018 15:47 |
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Time traveler actually did send a followup (original???) a few days ago, just posting it now sorryquote:This is the time traveller, Loq I hope I got my pass phrase correct (loqnote: yup), details of my original time line are fading from my memory each day. I had mostly forgotten about my confession until I saw it mentioned in the thread. Now these are hijinks quote:My confession is that I've been hiding a serious personality disorder for years. H.H is still technically the "owner" of the gmail account and Google keeps giving me a hard time when I log in from a "new" device, like for example the same desktop computer as always after I moved to a new town (thanks Google!). I can log in from my work computer but weekends are a little dicier. And yeah I'm sticking to the two-feshes-per-day schedule so I don't run out. That's how the schedule works. At any rate if you're not actually a literal risk of hurting someone your therapist will not, like, tell the cops about your gore poo poo, and if you think it's relevant to your mental health there's no excuse to not bring it up. I think you should.
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# ? Jul 10, 2018 15:57 |
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Watching snuff films is not even remotely normal, anonymous goon. It is an extreme fringe activity that the vast majority of people would react to with horror and revulsion if they found out. Just yikes.
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# ? Jul 10, 2018 16:02 |
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I mean, I guess there's a chance that he's right and the majority of the men around me are eagerly loading up some snuff whenever they get some private time. On the premise he suggests, I wouldn't actually know. I'm pretty sure that's not the case though.
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# ? Jul 10, 2018 16:03 |
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"I want to gently caress my past self" is literally the most boring turn time travel fesh could have taken. Apply yourself next time, writer
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# ? Jul 10, 2018 16:10 |
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Danaru posted:"I want to gently caress my past self" is literally the most boring turn time travel fesh could have taken. Apply yourself next time, writer Dude, come on, I was getting all horned up here. Confessor, keep typing
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# ? Jul 10, 2018 16:40 |
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The second guy sounds like every bored/depressed teenager (or adult stuck in teenager mentality) that wanted to be special in some way - either as a genius, or a feared ~twizted psychopath~ who is also a "genius". Like your therapist said, the fact that you're asking means you aren't. The thought that you might or might not be probably wouldn't enter your mind. Snuff films are gross but if you were honest with yourself I think you'd find that you only watch them and run your reddits to reinforce your false image of yourself as a potential killer. I would bet anything that if you were faced with a situation where you could kill someone you would piss your pants at the first sight of any blood and run away, like most people who fantasize about such things as an escape from their real life.
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# ? Jul 10, 2018 16:45 |
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Android Blues posted:I mean, I guess there's a chance that he's right and the majority of the men around me are eagerly loading up some snuff whenever they get some private time. On the premise he suggests, I wouldn't actually know. I'm pretty sure that's not the case though. You're not supposed to talk about watching porn, but everybody knows pretty much every dude watches porn I think if the exact same were true of snuff films we'd probably know
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# ? Jul 10, 2018 17:13 |
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Android Blues posted:Watching snuff films is not even remotely normal, anonymous goon. It is an extreme fringe activity that the vast majority of people would react to with horror and revulsion if they found out. I'd actually be fascinated. By the person watching, I don't even like overly gory hollywood movies.
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# ? Jul 10, 2018 18:13 |
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If it's any consolation I would bet a good 95%+ of the "snuff" films he's watched were fake unless he exclusively watched that poo poo ISIS would put out.
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# ? Jul 10, 2018 18:17 |
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yeah I eat rear end posted:If it's any consolation I would bet a good 95%+ of the "snuff" films he's watched were fake unless he exclusively watched that poo poo ISIS would put out. willing to bet most people who claim to watch snuff films are just watching hardcore bdsm vids. or yeah, ISIS releases
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# ? Jul 10, 2018 20:31 |
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there's kind of been a glut of snuff films in the last few years, with dozens of videos of police murdering people, that guy who livestreamed his murder of the reporter and cameraman also doing a live broadcast, kids snapchatting their school shootings, etc
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# ? Jul 10, 2018 20:41 |
Somebody confess something good that they have to keep secret for reasons
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# ? Jul 11, 2018 00:38 |
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SniperWoreConverse posted:Somebody confess something good that they have to keep secret for reasons I'm batman (michael keaton batman) and one time i killed a fat clown
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# ? Jul 11, 2018 01:30 |
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Jesus loving Christ time travel goon, if you are travelling back in time between posts you aren't trying to remember your pass code on the second email because for you it's the first. You absolute loving moron.
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# ? Jul 11, 2018 10:42 |
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Odd posted:I'm batman (michael keaton batman) and one time i killed a fat clown You killed captain clown!?
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# ? Jul 11, 2018 10:44 |
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whiter than a Wilco show posted:Jesus loving Christ time travel goon, if you are travelling back in time between posts you aren't trying to remember your pass code on the second email because for you it's the first. You absolute loving moron. He is the time traveller from the first confession. The self he's watching in this second confession should have been the one to send in the first confession which would have arrived in this thread as the second confession. If I recall my Time Cop correctly, we won't ever receive that first confession because he's conveniently in an alternative universe now.
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# ? Jul 11, 2018 17:05 |
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quote:I have a man period. do they have tampons for buttholes? this isn't a confession as much as it is seeking medical advice. My butthole bleeds a lot, has since I was 9, aI think it's the flaring 'roids now. I swear it bleeds the same time every month. You may be a character from a weird fetish fanfiction story written by a fujoshi Either way seek medical attention quote:My wife and I have been married for 11 years. We're generally pretty happy. We also have two kids a three year old and an 8 month old. My wife is on mat leave at the moment, with the 3yo in daycare 3 days a week, and I work a 4 day week (whole family is at home on Wednesdays, my wife has both kids at home on Tuesdays). I drop off our older child at daycare on the days she goes so that my wife doesn't have to (even though it means I'm often 10-20 minutes late for work if traffic is bad). My wife just needs to pick her up and get the kids fed before I get home from work around 6pm. Your wife is in fact probably depressed; this manifests as having trouble with stress a lot of the time. She should absolutely get back into therapy, maybe explore pharmaceutical solutions. Remind her that she is objectively not feeling good and she will never feel better unless she does something about it. I don't know how tight money is, but maybe consider getting a nanny a couple times a week to give her a little break? That's a short-term fix of course, she needs to get her mental poo poo straightened out.
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# ? Jul 11, 2018 17:19 |
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make sure it's an ugly old nanny or a manny because otherwise wife might think you're having an affair with her
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# ? Jul 11, 2018 17:25 |
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or just have the affair. especially if you get a manny
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# ? Jul 11, 2018 17:30 |
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RFC2324 posted:or just have the affair. ESPECIALLY if it's an ugly old nanny
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# ? Jul 11, 2018 17:37 |
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rear end bleeding guy, it is likely hemorrhoids, because colon cancer would have killed you by now. Still, wouldn’t hurt to see a professional.
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# ? Jul 11, 2018 20:30 |
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Shout out rear end bleeding goon, I had similar dietary issues for years and years, assuming it was normal until the actual volume became alarming. It was a mix of dietary issues and genetic abnormalities and was actually 100% treatable, so definitely go get it checked out!
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# ? Jul 11, 2018 20:35 |
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Bleeding rear end Murphy
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# ? Jul 11, 2018 20:50 |
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Didn't totalbiscuit bleed from his rear end and keep putting off seeing a doctor? Goon go get help you don't wanna die.
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# ? Jul 11, 2018 20:55 |
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Cut off your dick and your rear end bleeding won’t be that big of a problem anymore
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# ? Jul 11, 2018 20:57 |
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Mario Kart taught me that when your skidmarks turn red it's time to exit the slide, man
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# ? Jul 11, 2018 20:58 |
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Squashing Machine posted:Bleeding rear end Murphy hahahahaha seriously though just use regular tampons I'm sure theyll fit. you might need super or ultra for your extra wide reamed out cornhole
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# ? Jul 11, 2018 21:11 |
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sugar free jazz posted:Cut off your dick and your rear end bleeding won’t be that big of a problem anymore Is this your answer to everything? Just cut the dick off? Well, what about the dick's opinion, huh?? Did you ever once consider how goon's dicks would feel??!?!
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# ? Jul 11, 2018 21:17 |
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SciFiDownBeat posted:Is this your answer to everything? Just cut the dick off? Sticky and limp?
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# ? Jul 11, 2018 21:27 |
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Indolent Bastard posted:Sticky and limp? so standard protocol then
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# ? Jul 11, 2018 21:36 |
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*furiously taking rear end bleeding notes * haha gosh what a wacky thing to happen gosh haha go on
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# ? Jul 11, 2018 22:31 |
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text me a vag pic posted:*furiously taking rear end bleeding notes * Same, I'm making some doctor appointments...
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# ? Jul 11, 2018 22:46 |
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Don't go to the doctor so you can die earlier
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# ? Jul 11, 2018 22:56 |
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# ? May 24, 2024 17:03 |
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on it
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# ? Jul 11, 2018 23:02 |