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I mean yeah, a bionic dick could be nice. But did you miss the part that said “improvised”? I have a feeling this is... uh... not necessarily ideal.
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# ? Jul 13, 2018 04:21 |
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# ? May 22, 2024 09:06 |
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BitBasher posted:No no no. It's not an improved dong, it's an improvised dong. That means someone went "Hmmm, that kind of looks like maybe a dong, Let's cut mine off and slap that on" and improvised the parts from that they had around. Buying an awesome cyberdong is a totally different thing. I mean, in Rimworld it means someone else went "Hmmm, that kind of looks like maybe a dong, let's cut this prisoner's dick off and slap that on".
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# ? Jul 13, 2018 05:35 |
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You call that a dick? No, seriously, is that your dick now?
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# ? Jul 13, 2018 05:58 |
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I decided at one point to poke at Rimjobworld for giggles. The way it can actually fit into most people's way of playing Rimworld can be summed up in two words: Peg. Dick. And its a relatively common starting health modifier. Rolling up random pawns like 10% of them would just have a peg dick. Its a stupid mod, but that part at least is just too silly for me.
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# ? Jul 13, 2018 06:28 |
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everybody sees that trap you just laid ashsaber
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# ? Jul 13, 2018 06:33 |
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Ashsaber posted:I decided at one point to poke at Rimjobworld for giggles. The way it can actually fit into most people's way of playing Rimworld can be summed up in two words: *goes into box propped up by a y shaped stick with a string attached* only 10% of random pawns got wood?
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# ? Jul 13, 2018 06:36 |
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I tried it once too. I stole all the humungous sexual organs, male and female, from all my prisoners and any visitors I managed to coax into the hospital via various means. I then gave all my colonists a huge set of male and female organs. It was exactly what I imagine the worlds greatest evil, anime, to be like. Then some weird poo poo started happening as a result of the mod that really wasn't desired behaviour, but was part of the mod, and so I decided to not continue its usage. Those poor wargs...
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# ? Jul 13, 2018 07:05 |
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Wait, you can coax visitors into the hospital? Wha?
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# ? Jul 13, 2018 07:20 |
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If you allow them to come to harm, or cause them to come to harm indirectly, yes. For example, my caravan meeting points are always at the front of my base. Should manhunter or raid happen, they're the first to encounter it most often. Anyone that can't walk off the map gets rescued and in gratitude for their continued living donates whatever I need. With the hospitality mod giving you large groups of visitors as a near constant event, my visitors centre always has an amazing view of the outside world, being that it is outside my base. You'll need to do a lot of trading to keep good relations because of this, but it's very much worth it.
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# ? Jul 13, 2018 07:26 |
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I'm still figuring the game out, finally got friendly fire mod in place and sent a party out to retrieve a pain fixer thingy from a ways away. The away party was really close to returning but not quite back when a powerful raid hit my base. This is only the second map I've ever started on and I've mostly learned by trial and error (in other words I'm not doing a great job of things overall). The raid was a very large sapper squad so I was looking at a possible rear end kicking. The direct line to my base was a mountain that had a hidden ancient area in it. I opened it once, got my rear end kicked and reloaded and basically forgot about it and avoid it. The raiders blew their way through to it using grenades and ran a heroic frontal grenade assault on 3 big worms and a scyther inside. Most of them died, all the baddies were incapacitated but one, and the last surviving 1 or 2 raiders fled. Somehow I hit the last worm with a mortar round after 3 shots and incapacitated him so in short, got rid of the problem without a single injury.
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# ? Jul 13, 2018 15:28 |
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What, exactly, stat modifiers does a bionic dick afford you?
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# ? Jul 13, 2018 15:33 |
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OwlFancier posted:What, exactly, stat modifiers does a bionic dick afford you? The joy of the six million dollar man jump sound playing whenever you get an erection.
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# ? Jul 13, 2018 15:34 |
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That is a plus certainly but I mean, really, ingame, what does a bionic dick do? Allow you to gently caress mechanoids? I'm running through my understanding of base rimworld mechanics and I can't think what it would actually do other than possibly improving your mood buff when you gently caress. Add something like a 10 damage melee attack? +5% accuracy due to built in laser rangefinder? OwlFancier fucked around with this message at 15:39 on Jul 13, 2018 |
# ? Jul 13, 2018 15:37 |
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HelloSailorSign posted:But did you miss the part that said “improvised”? I have a feeling this is... uh... not necessarily ideal. Yeah I read it as "Improved"
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# ? Jul 13, 2018 15:39 |
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Do... Do dicks have quality levels? Can you get, in fact, a legendary quality dick with a picture of an alpaca vomiting while on fire, as a tax collector smiles in the background? How much is the legendary alpaca vomit dick worth?
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# ? Jul 13, 2018 15:41 |
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OwlFancier posted:That is a plus certainly but I mean, really, ingame, what does a bionic dick do? Allow you to gently caress mechanoids? I'm running through my understanding of base rimworld mechanics and I can't think what it would actually do other than possibly improving your mood buff when you gently caress. Assuming it's Fluffy's "The Birds and Bees," there is now a stat check for colonists engaging in... relations which affrcts the mood bonus (or even malus, now) that they get from the act. The various prostetheses can, as you might expect, modify the check. Also, the mod adds genitals as a location that can take damage, so now a squirrel can bite off a colonist's genitals, regardless of gender (with an accompanying negative mood), which is why there are improvised genitals to install. I played with it for a while, but it doesn't work well with the other cybernetics mods I had installed. Also, the mood adjustments were kind of drastic. Edit: Not drastic in a "this is unreasonable," sense, drastic in a "people keep losing their bits, and we're only tribals, I can't handle all of these -20 mood penalties" sense. Keeshhound fucked around with this message at 16:59 on Jul 13, 2018 |
# ? Jul 13, 2018 15:46 |
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Keeshhound posted:Assuming it's Fluffy's "The Birds and Bees," there is now a stat check for colonists engaging in... relations which affrcts the mood bonus (or even malus, now) that they get from the act. The various prostetheses can, as you might expect, modify the check. Also, the mod adds genitals as a location that can take damage, so now a squirrel can bite off a colonist's genitals, regardless of gender (with an accompanying negative mood), which is why there are improvised genitals to install. A great way to troll would be to bake in some code that makes squirrels 100% of the time target genitals if those parts are defined. Load it into the assembly of another popular mod and just wait.
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# ? Jul 13, 2018 15:52 |
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OwlFancier posted:Do... ...can you make it out of gold or uranium? Or... bone...?
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# ? Jul 13, 2018 16:19 |
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Warmachine posted:A great way to troll would be to bake in some code that makes squirrels 100% of the time target genitals if those parts are defined. Load it into the assembly of another popular mod and just wait. It happened pretty often from what I recall; life on the rim is truly perilous.
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# ? Jul 13, 2018 16:21 |
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Rimworld: No Man's Dong
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# ? Jul 13, 2018 16:45 |
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How many dicks can you add to a man before his soul starts rejecting his body?
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# ? Jul 13, 2018 16:55 |
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Danaru posted:How many dicks can you add to a man before his soul starts rejecting his body? that sounds like a better question for this game: https://store.steampowered.com/app/455980/Judgment_Apocalypse_Survival_Simulation/ on a related note, has anyone played it? recently hit full release and i'm curious if it's worth some dollars.
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# ? Jul 13, 2018 17:01 |
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I think it actually improves cohesion, with no currently discovered upper limit.
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# ? Jul 13, 2018 17:02 |
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OwlFancier posted:Do... Friend, you can't put a value on something that is truly priceless.
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# ? Jul 13, 2018 17:29 |
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Danaru posted:How many dicks can you add to a man before his soul starts rejecting his body?
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# ? Jul 13, 2018 17:43 |
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Splicer posted:Sounds like something you could test yourself with a credit card and a Google search for bulk order strapons. Please be civil, do not tell other R/W posters to dildoverdose.
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# ? Jul 13, 2018 22:10 |
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Please stat Johan van der Smut aka Goldmember as a Rimworld character.
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# ? Jul 13, 2018 23:16 |
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Playing my first game of 1.0. I started with 10 people, rolled a boreal forest in autumn with few rations and not being able to build solar panels and batteries right off the bat changes things. I need to set up indoor farming before my potatoes stop growing entirely and sun lamps need nearly 4 generators each to power them. Berries and megasloth meat are feeding my guys.
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# ? Jul 13, 2018 23:22 |
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Research chemfuel; a wood fired generator needs 70 wood every two days, a chemfuel generator needs 25 fuel (~50 wood to refine) every week.
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# ? Jul 13, 2018 23:35 |
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I have never been more glad for private browsing than when I went looking for features are was in Rimjobworld.Rimjobworld posted:Insects will now inject eggs while raping. Forget going back in time to kill Hitler, we need to use the first time machine to go back in time to Osamu Tezuka because anime was a mistake.
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# ? Jul 14, 2018 03:20 |
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Anime was indeed a mistake. Through it, Japan won WWII.
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# ? Jul 14, 2018 07:30 |
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a few days old but holy gently caress a bioforge reference. I loved this game as a kid!
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# ? Jul 14, 2018 19:19 |
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Keeshhound posted:Research chemfuel; a wood fired generator needs 70 wood every two days, a chemfuel generator needs 25 fuel (~50 wood to refine) every week. you can also refine chemfuel from bamboo. Dedicated a part of your indoor field to growing bamboo and it becomes self sustaining
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# ? Jul 14, 2018 23:28 |
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Or you can use boomalopes as bioreactors and either set them outside grazing or feed them hay grass.
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# ? Jul 14, 2018 23:32 |
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You can also use solar power to make up the difference, since the sun lamps only run during the day time
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# ? Jul 14, 2018 23:51 |
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The design for a boomalope stable would be very interesting. "Why are the stalls made of reinforced concrete and why do they have rocket silo vents in the back?"
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# ? Jul 15, 2018 00:41 |
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OwlFancier posted:The design for a boomalope stable would be very interesting. Like munitions storage, very thick walls, very thin roofs!
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# ? Jul 15, 2018 01:27 |
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A Moose posted:Like munitions storage, very thick walls, very thin roofs! "And this is the magazine?" "No, the stable." "Stable?" A gout of flame shoots through the roof.
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# ? Jul 15, 2018 01:37 |
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EmbryoSteve posted:you can also refine chemfuel from bamboo. Dedicated a part of your indoor field to growing bamboo and it becomes self sustaining Once you get that established, rice is quicker.
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Pharnakes posted:Or you can use boomalopes as bioreactors and either set them outside grazing or feed them hay grass. I even have pigs that haul the milked canisters (don't ask me where the cans come from) from wherever to the bunker. Haul animals are sweet as.
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