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HookShot
Dec 26, 2005

Sirotan posted:

Sucks to be the alternate, I guess.

They explained at my audition that the alternates are always local to LA and are well aware that the odds are they're not going to make it on.

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GhostStalker
Mar 26, 2010

Guys, find a woman who looks at you the way GhostStalker looks at every bald, obese, single 58 year old accountant from Tulsa who managed to win $4,000 by not wagering on a Final Jeopardy triple stumper.

Sirotan posted:

Sucks to be the alternate, I guess.

HookShot posted:

They explained at my audition that the alternates are always local to LA and are well aware that the odds are they're not going to make it on.
This. If you're in the studio to tape on Tuesday and they have to bump you because of a local alternate, you're guaranteed to get in a show taped on Wednesday. Happened to one of the people I met at my audition and then got the same original taping day as I did. She just came back the next day and got on. The local alternates are guaranteed an appearance on their second time in the studio though.

Sirotan
Oct 17, 2006

Sirotan is a seal.


Ok, that seems much more reasonable. Not sure why they bothered to insinuate otherwise in the email.

Ein cooler Typ
Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
for going on Jeopardy I would brush up on U.S. + world capitals and U.S. Presidents

this guy Doug tonight looked like he know most of the clues but could not get the buzzer timing right

PT6A
Jan 5, 2006

Public school teachers are callous dictators who won't lift a finger to stop children from peeing in my plane

Ein cooler Typ posted:

for going on Jeopardy I would brush up on U.S. + world capitals and U.S. Presidents

this guy Doug tonight looked like he know most of the clues but could not get the buzzer timing right

Also judging by today's FJ, learn you a Latin or Spanish or something.

Zesty
Jan 17, 2012

The Great Twist
Learn a shallow understanding of everything and you’ll be okay.

Really surface level.

puppets freak me out
Dec 18, 2015

Listen to classical music and opera, read Victorian literature and poetry, read the Bible a few times, brush up on American history and presidents. Develop a love for musicals. Memorize Shakespeare.

Be aware of the existence of science. Be afraid of math.

What the gently caress are sports? Don't worry, odds are you'll never see a sports category.

That's like 70% of the clues.

Vulture Culture
Jul 14, 2003

I was never enjoying it. I only eat it for the nutrients.
They've asked about Lake Geneva and Lake Lucerne like six times in total this season

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
If poetry and Scotland appear in the clue, the answer is Robert Burns

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.

haveblue posted:

If poetry and Scotland appear in the clue, the answer is Robert Burns

mostly so Trebek can intone RABBIE BURNS in his terrible Scottish accent

I swear to god it must be in his contract that he gets to say it at least 6x/year

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

=^-^=
This old man is the slowest human alive and I want to die

Ein cooler Typ
Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
"Benedict the sixteenth" is three words

banned from Starbucks
Jul 18, 2004




oh right all those witches in the lion king.

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal

Gene Hackman Fan
Dec 27, 2002

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
oh hey a friend of mine is going to be on.

https://twitter.com/dpmattingly/status/1014153959215386627

A Typical Goon
Feb 25, 2011
Lmao Carl Sagan

WarEternal
Dec 26, 2010

Goodness no, now that wouldn't do at all!
Carl Sagan.

A Typical Goon
Feb 25, 2011
That was the easiest final ever and he came up with the worst guess ever. Impressive

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

=^-^=
I desperately need to listen to this nerd's Goop podcast

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.
I am tormented by not knowing what thought process led to Carl Sagan

Goober Peas
Jun 30, 2007

Check out my 'Vette, bro


Alex Trebek would have been the better wrong answer.

PSXer
Aug 2, 2006

The most exciting use of 1s and 0s next to internet porn
He got the answer wrong on purpose so Alex wouldn't get to ask for his story about saying a swear word on Jeopardy on the interview portion of the next show.

GhostStalker
Mar 26, 2010

Guys, find a woman who looks at you the way GhostStalker looks at every bald, obese, single 58 year old accountant from Tulsa who managed to win $4,000 by not wagering on a Final Jeopardy triple stumper.

PSXer posted:

He got the answer wrong on purpose so Alex wouldn't get to ask for his story about saying a swear word on Jeopardy on the interview portion of the next show.

I could see this.

Still, he got the right answer then crossed it out because he "misread" the clue. Sucks to be him, missing out on a huge payday, but at least he has a story to tell now!

Ein cooler Typ
Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
maybe he was confused about the type of trees Carl Sagan liked

HookShot
Dec 26, 2005
Fun fact: two days ago the Belize Barrier Reef was taken off UNESCO's endangered places list.

Ein cooler Typ
Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
http://www.chicagotribune.com/entertainment/tv/ct-ent-jeopardy-vincent-valenzuela-20180716-story.html

GhostStalker
Mar 26, 2010

Guys, find a woman who looks at you the way GhostStalker looks at every bald, obese, single 58 year old accountant from Tulsa who managed to win $4,000 by not wagering on a Final Jeopardy triple stumper.


Huh, good for him. Now we know why he answered that way.

I wonder if Alex will ask him about his bleeped out bit during the contestant interview when he tapes again.

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.
Hasn't that lanky guy in 3rd position been on before?

E: yes he has https://mobile.twitter.com/jeopardy/status/1019248665796333568

Vulture Culture
Jul 14, 2003

I was never enjoying it. I only eat it for the nutrients.

Soothing Vapors posted:

Hasn't that lanky guy in 3rd position been on before?

E: yes he has
I yelled at the television when they didn't accept this response so this is cool and good

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.

Vulture Culture posted:

I yelled at the television when they didn't accept this response so this is cool and good

Yeah I barely remember him but I remember how mad I was at them not accepting that response

And now the little nerd is tournament eligible, cool

GhostStalker
Mar 26, 2010

Guys, find a woman who looks at you the way GhostStalker looks at every bald, obese, single 58 year old accountant from Tulsa who managed to win $4,000 by not wagering on a Final Jeopardy triple stumper.

Soothing Vapors posted:

Hasn't that lanky guy in 3rd position been on before?

E: yes he has https://mobile.twitter.com/jeopardy/status/1019248665796333568

Vulture Culture posted:

I yelled at the television when they didn't accept this response so this is cool and good

Soothing Vapors posted:

Yeah I barely remember him but I remember how mad I was at them not accepting that response

And now the little nerd is tournament eligible, cool

Yeah, same. I thought he looked familiar, hit couldn't place him until Trebek's intro of him. Trebek basically saying our bad with the acknowledgement of Ryan's return at the beginning of the episode was cool too. But him making it back and becoming ToC eligible will be a nice feather in his cap. The contestant interview was kinda awkward though, with Uncle Alex asking if he got fired, but I guess leaving your job before starting grad school makes sense.

And I had forgotten he was part of the football category massacre.

HookShot
Dec 26, 2005

Vulture Culture posted:

I yelled at the television when they didn't accept this response so this is cool and good

Me too, and my husband was like "YOU GOT IT WRONG JUST ADMIT IT" because I'd said the same thing and was complaining about it so there was a lot of "suck it I wasn't wrong on this one random question like a month ago deal with it idiot" happening this afternoon.

Ein cooler Typ
Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
I lol'd when Ryan tried to ring in a second time and Alex said, "you can't ring in twice."

I don't think I've ever seen that before; I would have thought they had the buzzers set up so it wasn't even possible

CPColin
Sep 9, 2003

Big ol' smile.
I can't believe this thread didn't warn me about somebody being named Caitlion.

GhostStalker
Mar 26, 2010

Guys, find a woman who looks at you the way GhostStalker looks at every bald, obese, single 58 year old accountant from Tulsa who managed to win $4,000 by not wagering on a Final Jeopardy triple stumper.

Ein cooler Typ posted:

I lol'd when Ryan tried to ring in a second time and Alex said, "you can't ring in twice."

I don't think I've ever seen that before; I would have thought they had the buzzers set up so it wasn't even possible

I think they do, or at least they should, but then again I never tried to ring in again after I got a question wrong. Maybe they assumed that a contestant wouldn't try to ring in again? Or I guess someone messed up and forgot to flick a switch or something.

CPColin posted:

I can't believe this thread didn't warn me about somebody being named Caitlion.

Yeah, that was a strange name, and Trebek made sure to enunciate it every time he referred to her.

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.
Lmao at that little dweeb bolstering his pistol

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
I just want everyone to know that yes, the valley girl accent is still alive in South Carolina.

I want Ryan gone.

Timeless Appeal
May 28, 2006
Ryan gives my wife the creeps. I kind of get it. He reminds me of a lot of smart guys I've known in my life who are pretty well-mannered, used to being treated like an authority, and don't recognize that they're sometimes passive aggressive assholes.

Between trying to rebuzz in, constantly talking over Alex, and that little gun thing he did when he took the lead during tonight's episode, he can gently caress off. There is also this trend of lovely dudes on Jeopardy who respond when they get a question wrong or don't know an answer. Ryan doesn't do it too much, but the occasional "Hm!" when Alex reveals the clue. But I still dislike it. It's like they're trying to validate not knowing the answer by making the question into something tricky or hard to figure out. You just didn't know the answer. Shut up about it.

The champions last year were such a fun group to watch who had actual good chemistry even when they were a little over the top. I feel like this year has had a lot of insufferable jerks trying to be the new Buzzy.

Anyway, I hope that Josh Hill mauls Ryan during the tournament.

HookShot
Dec 26, 2005
I think Ryan is adorable and fun and I would be sad if it turns out he's a douchebag in real life.

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Ein cooler Typ
Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Ryan seems like a nerd and a gamer, so it's not surprising that your wife would immediately assume he's a creepy weirdo

Alex seems to hate him too. He talks at him with contempt when Ryan tried to ring in twice, or change his answer

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