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Ghost Leviathan posted:The original book has a lot more conditions on the inheritance, like that he has to show some business acumen. Though even in the movie he buys expensive bottles of wine and drinks them, which is valid as it's buying and using a product for its intended purpose. (and buys an expensive stamp to mail it... though would it still be collectable after being used? Maybe not as much) once you mail the stamp it belongs to the recipient of the letter, so its quite clever
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TetsuoTW posted:she is literally too young to remember when dane cook was famous I assume Dane Cook never told her either. One look at his routine and 
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Comptroll The Forums posted:I assume Dane Cook never told her either. One look at his routine and When they have sex, he puts on Mystery Men and loops his cameo. He makes her call him Waffler.
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Comptroll The Forums posted:I assume Dane Cook never told her either. One look at his routine and I never thought his standup was all that bad. It's me, I'm the goon with terrible taste in stand up comedians 
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a_WLAN is VALICU9 it's just their wi-fi password.
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Randaconda posted:I never thought his standup was all that bad. Much like Adam Sandler movies, it's fine if you're an idiot 13y/o boy.
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JoelJoel posted:Much like Adam Sandler movies, it's fine if you're an idiot 13y/o boy. His early movies were alright. 
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Jamesman posted:When they have sex, he puts on Mystery Men and loops his cameo.
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Randaconda posted:His early movies were alright. Yes, because you were 13 at the time. Go watch Billy Madison again and tell me it's isn't 90 mins of problematic cringe.
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goddamn just buy them some wank socks and a medical laundry hamper, think of the environment
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Dillbag posted:goddamn just buy them some wank socks and a medical laundry hamper, think of the environment What happened to just wanking in the shower? Do kids not shower anymore? 
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I prefer the Swedish Chef, personally.
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Jul 14, 2018 15:55
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How do guys not know this one trick: You jizz into a cup, put it in the dishwasher when it fills to the brim, rinse and repeat. I've never had any problems and all my dishes are lilly white like I use bleach.
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pop fly to McGillicutty posted:How do guys not know this one trick: Just rinse? Why not a full wash cycle?
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Ejaculate in you own mouth. Protein hit that you need as you grow and no evidence.
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Randaconda posted:I never thought his standup was all that bad. His first comedy central special is pretty drat funny
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Or, you could jizz in a cup and pour it into some orange Fanta and drink it down. Can't waste any precious bodily fluid!
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F_Shit_Fitzgerald posted:Or, you could jizz in a cup and pour it into some orange Fanta and drink it down. Can't waste any precious bodily fluid! That's loving disgusting. Mix it with pineapple juice and coconut cream and make a peeny cumlada like a normal person.
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:peeny cumlada That was my first car.
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Field Mousepad posted:His first comedy central special is pretty drat funny Especially growing up as a fan of Jim Carrey I loved that first special because he was so physical. But that kind of act doesn't last for decades. Carrey was lucky enough to get on In Living Color and not have to do stand-up forever.
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Lobok posted:Especially growing up as a fan of Jim Carrey I loved that first special because he was so physical. But that kind of act doesn't last for decades. Carrey was lucky enough to get on In Living Color and not have to do stand-up forever. For some reason, once the Dane Cook fad or whatever died and he started playing smaller venues, his stand up seemed to be a lot better.
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We should have known George was evil way back then. This wasn't a special effect, it's his true form.
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The MSJ posted:Have to be seen. I love that the primary takeaway from this is that violent J is broke
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Ignite Memories posted:I love that the primary takeaway from this is that violent J is broke And branching out into a pro-consumer education series, if "Episode 1" is to be believed.
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Also when I was 12 my parents wouldn't even buy me a 300 dollar nintendo edit: hell, one of my first memories about capitalism is when I put the megazord on layaway because it was like 60 bucks
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Literally saving quarters and dimes that I found in gutters in order to afford Mega Man 2 I made up a posterboard fundraiser-style "thermometer" chart to track my progress toward the $46 goal and everything e: just this minute realizing that I didn't factor in the at least $20 of gas it must have cost to drive to the nearest town that had a Toys R Us in it
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F_Shit_Fitzgerald posted:Or, you could jizz in a cup and pour it into some orange Fanta and drink it down. Can't waste any precious bodily fluid! That’s called a creamsicle
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Data Graham posted:Literally saving quarters and dimes that I found in gutters in order to afford Mega Man 2 holy crap, you had to drive 8 hours each way to get to a toys r us?
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Eh, more like 2.5 Still
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He was born on a mountain, raised in a cave.
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FreudianSlippers posted:He was born on a mountain, raised in a cave. Truckin and fuckin is all he craved 
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Bobby Digital posted:That’s called a creamsicle Or a Sonichu.
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The MSJ posted:Have to be seen. Man, every little bit I learn about ICP makes it harder to make fun of them. Dude named his daughter (Ruby) Bruce Lee, and is just being a good dad for his goofy daughter. 
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Railing Kill posted:Man, every little bit I learn about ICP makes it harder to make fun of them. Dude named his daughter (Ruby) Bruce Lee, and is just being a good dad for his goofy daughter. It's is bizarro world where instead of making fun of the guy in clown facepaint with a bunch of retarded fans, I am thinking 'he's a better person than the majority of the public figures in the media today'
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spog posted:It's is bizarro world where instead of making fun of the guy in clown facepaint with a bunch of retarded fans, I am thinking 'he's a better person than the majority of the public figures in the media today' And apparently ICP pays people really fairly and treats them well so dang. fine.
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