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Time_pants
Jun 25, 2012

Now sauntering to the ring, please welcome the lackadaisical style of the man who is always doing something...

bag em and tag em posted:

If you're wealthy enough, you can do ANYTHING and the poor will pay for it

Often, the poor will toil ceaselessly to ensure that superrich people face no consequences for their decisions and will even fight tooth and nail for the privilege of paying for the indiscretions of the wealthy despite never receiving any benefit in return!

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Motherfucker
Jul 16, 2011

I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

BeanpolePeckerwood
May 4, 2004

I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK




This is like that scene in Dredd where the dude shoots up a mall full of people and the loudspeaker announces that the mall will reopen in 30 minutes after the zamboni cleans up the pools of blood

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

Goodnight everyone!

BeanpolePeckerwood
May 4, 2004

I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK




:(

qkkl
Jul 1, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
marx never considered that the proletariat would derive pleasure from being slaves to the bourgeois.

BeanpolePeckerwood
May 4, 2004

I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK



qkkl posted:

marx never considered that the proletariat would derive pleasure from being slaves to the bourgeois.

I think he derived it all too well

BeanpolePeckerwood has issued a correction as of 10:23 on Jul 15, 2018

Corky Romanovsky
Oct 1, 2006

Soiled Meat

The Dennis System posted:

World wide, the average life span, quality of life, education, and million other things have dramatically improved thanks to in spite of capitalism.

Motherfucker
Jul 16, 2011

I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.

Killed By Death
Jun 29, 2013


"Two free!"

a dmc delorean
Jul 2, 2006

Live the dream

poo poo, why doesn't lowtax do this



Also

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Raere posted:

On what planet does it make sense to penalize the cleaning staff for hotel stuff going missing? Just, I don’t know, charge the guest?

I was told once that a local sports bar had a practice for ordering drinks that involved the waitress actually buying the drinks herself and then getting the money back when the bill was paid, in case she dropped them/ people ran out without paying.

I'm not sure how true it is, but nothing surprises me anymore :shrug:

Crypto Cobain
Jun 17, 2018

by Reene

Professor Shark posted:

I was told once that a local sports bar had a practice for ordering drinks that involved the waitress actually buying the drinks herself and then getting the money back when the bill was paid, in case she dropped them/ people ran out without paying.

I'm not sure how true it is, but nothing surprises me anymore :shrug:
Ah yes, the drug dealer model but applied to a bar. wtf.

Blast of Confetti
Apr 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

lmao. perfect

Motherfucker
Jul 16, 2011

I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.

TACD
Oct 27, 2000








Altared State
Jan 14, 2006

I think I was born to burn

Skypie
Sep 28, 2008
lol just lol if I ever have a boss who thinks I'm gonna work from my bed or something

When I worked as a carwash manager, I got a phone call from my district manager one night. He said "hey uh I was just checking the dashboard while I'm watching TV and noticed you have one person too many on the clock for production numbers, what's up?"

And I was like "why the hell are you checking work poo poo at home off the clock????"

Marxalot
Dec 24, 2008

Appropriator of
Dan Crenshaw's Eyepatch

Strudel Man posted:

Yeah. I get your claim, but it's really not the case here. Infant mortality, educational attainment, percentage of population with real income above certain fixed poverty thresholds, et cetera are all improved pretty strongly in the last few decades across the developing world. That's real.

It's just that it comes along with the commodification of the entire human experience. Plus a small fraction of people becoming fabulously rich for everyone to resent.

People in Africa are now surviving off $2 instead of $0.75 and are now off that stupid loving extreme poverty stat. Capitalism wins!

Motherfucker
Jul 16, 2011

I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.
https://edition.cnn.com/2018/06/19/politics/haley-pompeo-human-rights-bias/index.html

Marxalot
Dec 24, 2008

Appropriator of
Dan Crenshaw's Eyepatch

Professor Shark posted:

I was told once that a local sports bar had a practice for ordering drinks that involved the waitress actually buying the drinks herself and then getting the money back when the bill was paid, in case she dropped them/ people ran out without paying.

I'm not sure how true it is, but nothing surprises me anymore :shrug:

I dont know if Dominos still does this, but when I was a driver they would make us pay for it if the customer did a chargeback on a credit card order.

Theres nothing like losing a day or two worth of pay. Capitalism is great y'all.

e: also has was over $4/gal and we got $0.75 per delivery

Marxalot has issued a correction as of 14:28 on Jul 15, 2018

Marxalot
Dec 24, 2008

Appropriator of
Dan Crenshaw's Eyepatch

de_dust posted:

*shakily starts to load mosin nagant*

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G
I cannot believe that our factory system is the best mode by which men may get clothing. The condition of the operatives is becoming every day more like that of the English; and it cannot be wondered at, since, as far as I have heard or observed, the principal object is, not that mankind may be well and honestly clad, but, unquestionably, that corporations may be enriched. In the long run men hit only what they aim at. Therefore, though they should fail immediately, they had better aim at something high.

Thoreau

olylifter
Sep 13, 2007

I'm bad with money and you have an avatar!

Time_pants posted:

Often, the poor will toil ceaselessly to ensure that superrich people face no consequences for their decisions and will even fight tooth and nail for the privilege of paying for the indiscretions of the wealthy despite never receiving any benefit in return!

Temporarily embarrassed millionaires and what not

KiteAuraan
Aug 5, 2014

JER GEDDA FERDA RADDA ARA!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q1iKiX-58Ao
Capitalism.flv.flac.robocop.mp3

Moon Slayer
Jun 19, 2007

I'm confident that in a hundred years we'll look at pictures like this with the same disbelief and horror that today we look at old slave auction advertisements and realize that, while things are far from perfect, they have and continue to get better. :).

ButtHate
Sep 26, 2007

Skypie posted:

lol just lol if I ever have a boss who thinks I'm gonna work from my bed or something
Lol if you think you are not gonna work from your bed in the future with soaring automation induced unemployment, declawed labor unions, eroded social services and no competing hostile system around.
You will ask to work unpaid from home on weekends and you will love it.

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Moon Slayer posted:

I'm confident that in a hundred years we'll look at pictures like this with the same disbelief and horror that today we look at old slave auction advertisements and realize that, while things are far from perfect, they have and continue to get better. :).

I wish I had your optimism

Cabal Ties
Feb 28, 2004
Yam Slacker
It was long past noon when he awoke. His valet had crept several times on tiptoe into the room to see if he was stirring, and had wondered what made his young master sleep so late. Finally his bell sounded, and Victor came in softly with a cup of tea, and a pile of letters, on a small tray of old Sevres china, and drew back the olive-satin curtains, with their shimmering blue lining, that hung in front of the three tall windows.
"Monsieur has well slept this morning," he said, smiling.
"What o'clock is it, Victor?" asked Dorian Gray drowsily.
"One hour and a quarter, Monsieur."
How late it was! He sat up, and having sipped some tea, turned over his letters. One of them was from Lord Henry, and had been brought by hand that morning. He hesitated for a moment, and then put it aside. The others he opened listlessly. They contained the usual collection of cards, invitations to dinner, tickets for private views, programmes of charity concerts, and the like that are showered on fashionable young men every morning during the season. There was a rather heavy bill for a chased silver Louis-Quinze toilet-set that he had not yet had the courage to send on to his guardians, who were extremely old-fashioned people and did not realize that we live in an age when unnecessary things are our only necessities; and there were several very courteously worded communications from Jermyn Street money-lenders offering to advance any sum of money at a moment's notice and at the most reasonable rates of interest.
After about ten minutes he got up, and throwing on an elaborate dressing-gown of silk-embroidered cashmere wool, passed into the onyx-paved bathroom. The cool water refreshed him after his long sleep. He seemed to have forgotten all that he had gone through. A dim sense of having taken part in some strange tragedy came to him once or twice, but there was the unreality of a dream about it.

Moon Slayer
Jun 19, 2007

Sid Vicious posted:

I wish I had your optimism

Accepting that things can both be getting better and still bad at the same time and that acknowledging one is not the same as denying the other - despite people immediately jumping down your throat like you are - did wonders for my mental health.

Skypie
Sep 28, 2008

ButtHate posted:

Lol if you think you are not gonna work from your bed in the future with soaring automation induced unemployment, declawed labor unions, eroded social services and no competing hostile system around.
You will ask to work unpaid from home on weekends and you will love it.

but I currently work on automation equipment and until those robots and PLC programs learn to fix themselves, I at least have work there.

also as a fallback, I can just go work construction again since I have a union wireman ticket.

hopefully by then, political pressure has also just forced America to have a UBI (lol yeah right)

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Moon Slayer posted:

Accepting that things can both be getting better and still bad at the same time and that acknowledging one is not the same as denying the other - despite people immediately jumping down your throat like you are - did wonders for my mental health.

I don't think my joking post was jumping down your throat and now I think you have a persecution complex really badly

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~


Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012



lol

Skypie
Sep 28, 2008

my carwash job frowned real hard on calling in sick or even using your vacation days. In fact, managers (who were salaried) were strongly encouraged to use their vacation days to pad their weekly averages over 50 instead of taking time off. I had an assistant manager who was real fuckin nosy tell me I needed to start staying late because my weekly average was like 48.75 instead of 50 and I was like "hmmmm actually my hours are none of your business so gently caress off?"

Moon Slayer
Jun 19, 2007

Sid Vicious posted:

I don't think my joking post was jumping down your throat and now I think you have a persecution complex really badly

I mean in general, friend; it's human nature. It always seems to go like this:

"Thing is bad."
"Thing is bad, but better than it was before."
"How loving dare you say thing is good!"

That's all. I was making a sincere response to your sincere post and didn't think you were jumping down my throat at all :).

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Moon Slayer posted:

I mean in general, friend; it's human nature. It always seems to go like this:

"Thing is bad."
"Thing is bad, but better than it was before."
"How loving dare you say thing is good!"

That's all. I was making a sincere response to your sincere post and didn't think you were jumping down my throat at all :).

Oh phew

kuddles
Jul 16, 2006

Like a fist wrapped in blood...

Time_pants posted:

Often, the poor will toil ceaselessly to ensure that superrich people face no consequences for their decisions and will even fight tooth and nail for the privilege of paying for the indiscretions of the wealthy despite never receiving any benefit in return!
Fox News has got to be one of the greatest propaganda successes of my lifetime. Never could I have imagined coming into contact with so many people getting by paycheque to paycheque and being one minor issue away from needing a Payday loan to pay their utilities bill who also endlessly whined about Obama's estate tax plan.

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happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug


From Walmart, 'associates' are their own staff.

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