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rudatron posted:If masons don't secretly run the world under the all seeing eye, then what's the point of joining Publically sanctioned pentagram accessorys
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# ? Jul 7, 2018 16:50 |
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# ? May 28, 2024 11:48 |
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America's "China Expert" is an early expert system whose design hasn't changed since 1947. It has two settings. In its default setting, China Expert breathlessly predicts that the Chinese people will overthrow the Reds and greet American troops as liberators any day now. Every bit of news coming out of China is set to this purpose. When the alternative setting is activated by any divergence of reality from the hardcoded narrative, China Expert says abominable things about the character and mental functioning of the mainland Chinese and then begins shrieking until it falls down and reverts to the default setting, but not before devising an alternate history it will reference in future predictions of China's collapse. Because it is a machine and not a human being, China Expert can deftly weave torrents of racial abuse and paternalistic feelings towards the Han into a single narrative, though sometimes instances of China Expert must be steered away from subjects of conversation, particularly when interacting with women. ADDENDUM: Users must not attempt to stop China Expert from writing fanfiction, as that is, essentially, it's core function.
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# ? Jul 10, 2018 07:00 |
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the chinese factories producing the banned CFC have been found # https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2018/jul/09/mysterious-source-of-illegal-ozone-killing-emissions-revealed-say-investigators
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# ? Jul 10, 2018 11:30 |
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A great savings of $150 a metric ton of input material. Glad China decided it was too hard to do full central planning
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# ? Jul 10, 2018 12:47 |
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https://www.scmp.com/news/china/policies-politics/article/2147487/why-beijing-isnt-marxist-enough-chinas-radicalquote:"If we have chosen the position in life in which we can most of all work for mankind, no burdens can bow us down, because they are sacrifices for the benefit of all.”
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# ? Jul 10, 2018 22:48 |
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We're in some weird bizarro world where it turns out that Xi Jinping is a juche style demagogue and Kim Jong-un is a Deng-ist
Yossarian-22 has issued a correction as of 23:27 on Jul 10, 2018 |
# ? Jul 10, 2018 23:14 |
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Yossarian-22 posted:We're in some weird bizarro world where it turns out that Xi Jinping is a juche style demagogue and Kim Jong-un is a Deng-ist Just wait 2 weeks and the media will have figured out that Kim clowned Trump and it'll be back to normal
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# ? Jul 12, 2018 00:07 |
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https://twitter.com/PDChina/status/1018373372474896384?s=19
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# ? Jul 16, 2018 00:36 |
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National Office for the Fight Against Pornography, or NOFAP
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# ? Jul 16, 2018 00:37 |
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China will become the most powerful nation on the planet once they ban jacking off
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# ? Jul 16, 2018 00:48 |
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Karl Barks posted:National Office for the Fight Against Pornography, or NOFAP wow
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# ? Jul 16, 2018 00:51 |
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Karl Barks posted:National Office for the Fight Against Pornography, or NOFAP
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# ? Jul 16, 2018 01:07 |
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Karl Barks posted:National Office for the Fight Against Pornography, or NOFAP
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# ? Jul 16, 2018 04:03 |
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Karl Barks posted:National Office for the Fight Against Pornography, or NOFAP
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# ? Jul 16, 2018 07:28 |
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Karl Barks posted:National Office for the Fight Against Pornography, or NOFAP a glitch in the matrix
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# ? Jul 16, 2018 08:30 |
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Karl Barks posted:National Office for the Fight Against Pornography, or NOFAP
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# ? Jul 16, 2018 09:25 |
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Because what the country with the most single men needs is less pornography
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# ? Jul 16, 2018 09:52 |
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Karl Barks posted:National Office for the Fight Against Pornography, or NOFAP nice
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# ? Jul 16, 2018 10:29 |
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https://twitter.com/aboutgeology/status/1017917905093066753
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# ? Jul 16, 2018 13:48 |
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oh cool, that one bit in World War Z might come true
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# ? Jul 16, 2018 13:49 |
Karl Barks posted:National Office for the Fight Against Pornography, or NOFAP
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# ? Jul 16, 2018 13:50 |
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Ghost Leviathan posted:Because what the country with the most single men needs is less pornography NOFAP super soldiers
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# ? Jul 16, 2018 14:46 |
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Kum Fu
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# ? Jul 16, 2018 14:55 |
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Ghost Leviathan posted:Because what the country with the most single men needs is less pornography That just means insane amounts of hornyness energy are being uselessly jack-offed rather than being diverted into powering up
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# ? Jul 16, 2018 16:21 |
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centrally planned pud honking
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# ? Jul 16, 2018 16:22 |
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It's cool as hell that China is actually trying to cure being a creepy computer nerd with all sorts of organized bullying campaigns
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# ? Jul 16, 2018 16:22 |
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Karl Barks posted:centrally planned pud honking The correct terminology is "circle jerking with chinese characteristics"
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# ? Jul 16, 2018 16:25 |
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Cum Unionism With Chinese Characteristics
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# ? Jul 16, 2018 16:25 |
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State mandated 90 day "reboots" for all men in China, Xi mumbled something about superpowers at the latest party meeting.
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# ? Jul 16, 2018 16:33 |
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ghost cum towns
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# ? Jul 16, 2018 16:34 |
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I can't believe someone hasn't made a struggle session joke yet
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# ? Jul 16, 2018 16:51 |
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# ? Jul 16, 2018 16:58 |
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Ghost Leviathan posted:Because what the country with the most single men needs is less pornography At this point it could probably be considered one of their human rights abuses
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# ? Jul 16, 2018 17:02 |
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Jeb! Repetition posted:At this point it could probably be considered one of their human rights abuses i think any country that can save millions of women from the suffering of this hellworld is a ok in my book
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# ? Jul 16, 2018 18:13 |
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it's basically imperialism 101 to go out and export a poo poo load of capital to buy up ports, roads, airports, power, and other critical infrastructure
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# ? Jul 16, 2018 18:31 |
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KaptainKrunk posted:it's basically imperialism 101 to go out and export a poo poo load of capital to buy up ports, roads, airports, power, and other critical infrastructure Literally the theme of Lenin's book, doesn't count though.
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# ? Jul 16, 2018 19:16 |
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i think that's what marx meant when he said first as tragedy, then as farce??
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# ? Jul 16, 2018 19:20 |
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# ? Jul 16, 2018 21:00 |
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# ? Jul 17, 2018 00:24 |
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# ? May 28, 2024 11:48 |
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https://twitter.com/PDChina/status/1019105024910098432 https://twitter.com/PDChina/status/1019100665052741632
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# ? Jul 18, 2018 06:55 |