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Veni Vidi Ameche! posted:It looks like Mike from Breaking Bad hosed a turtle made of Sylvester Stallones. ^^^HOLY shot that is EPIC.
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Postal Parcel posted:Florida Man Strikes Again Man looks like a deflating George Carlin
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York man indicted for trafficking turtles
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Scathach posted:
Poor Hoggle's been going downhill for years. 
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Bertrand Hustle posted:If you don't feel like reading the article, the answers to your questions are "with his feet", "twice", and "the victim was lying down". And 'scissors'
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Scathach posted:
And I can't get laid gently caress this
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Phlegmish posted:And I can't get laid gently caress this I'm sure you've got a chance if you ask nicely, ...
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Phlegmish posted:And I can't get laid gently caress this Here maybe this will help explain https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YesMWAxqJ60
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Scathach posted:
What's the problem? Is society really at a place where a normal-looking, if maybe a bit sad, woman can't have public sex with a blobfish?
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Man with world's longest fingernails gets them cut after 66 yearsquote:The record holder, from Pune, India, stopped trimming his fingernails in 1952 after he was told off by a teacher for messing around with a friend and accidentally breaking the teacher's nail. Not mentioned in this particular article is that they needed a circular saw to cut off the nails.
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mrkillboy posted:Man with world's longest fingernails gets them cut after 66 years quote:Despite Mr Chillal's fingernails causing him to lose function in his left hand due to their weight and length, and his fingers being permanently fused together, he went on work as a photographer for a government agricultural magazine for 22 years. 
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This is more hosed up than Game of Thrones. Anime blanket?! at his age?!
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Dienes posted:Parody news sites feel like cheating for this thread. my bad, you're right, that should've gone somewhere else Something real: https://twitter.com/TheAVClub/status/1018299888885485569
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A 71-year-old Man Tied a Gun To a Weather Balloon To Fake His Own Murder, Police Say It's actually a really fascinating read. Could've been a mystery novel. For a non-paywall version that's a little dryer: https://www.mypalmbeachpost.com/news/crime--law/latest-gardens-man-staged-suicide-look-like-murder-police-say/gckUM9HanQtYvaNGbHZT4N/
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Sir Lemming posted:A 71-year-old Man Tied a Gun To a Weather Balloon To Fake His Own Murder, Police Say Yeah, I read that yesterday morning in the Post, it's a really interesting article. So much effort, and so much that will be forever unknown.
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Sir Lemming posted:A 71-year-old Man Tied a Gun To a Weather Balloon To Fake His Own Murder, Police Say That poor man. Imagine thinking about this for 9 years (at least).
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it was an episode of one of the crime shows. csi or one of those. dont remember which. still a real cool idea.
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ultrafilter posted:Andrew Frey, Man 'High On Meth, Fights Off 15 Police Officers While Masturbating' I've always though that stories like these are how the machines cover up Neo hacking into the Matrix and killing a bunch of Agents.
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Rysithusiku posted:it was an episode of one of the crime shows. csi or one of those. dont remember which. still a real cool idea. It should be one of those unwritten rules: if you have a clever plan to fool someone like the police, make sure it wasn't the plot of an episode of CSI.
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The fact that it was a CSI episode is slightly disappointing, though I'm now laughing at the possibility that the police actually didn't do any detective-ing at all and just remembered the episode, but made up a better story for the newspaper. I guess it still takes a while to connect the dots to the weather balloon in the first place though.
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The MGM Grand is suing over 1000 victims of the Las Vegas shooting.
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article posted:The act cited in the new lawsuits was passed just more than a year after the Sept. 11, 2001, attacks and intentionally included broad protections. For instance, the act defines terrorism as any unlawful act inside the United States that causes “mass destruction, injury or other loss.” So is the US finally start calling these mass shooters the terrorists they are?
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By popular demand posted:So is the US finally start calling these mass shooters the terrorists they are? Don't be silly, white people can't be terrorists.
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But now there's a lawsuit on the line! By a big corporation! The summer blockbuster no one asked for.
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Whoever wins, we lose (until we rise up in bloody revolution)
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Krankenstyle posted:Don't be silly, white people can't be terrorists. We can terrorize others, but we can never be terrorists. It's almost a super power.
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Woman loses bid to have real estate agent's handshake considered a violent crime
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Platystemon posted:They only think there’s a ninja shortage. I browsed the Twitter comments and I'm straight up shocked nobody else made this joke.
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