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ilmucche posted:What is going on in that gas one? I don't get what they're trying to say Somebody pulled up to a gas pump that was prepaid and helped themselves to some gas at the expense of the person who paid for it. The person who paid was for some reason not already parked at the pump they were paying for, and the OP somehow heard the attendant say that they would cover the cost of the gas despite having already driven away. None of this bullshit story makes any sense.
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oldpainless posted:halo 4 cane out like 5 years ago on the 360 lmao at a story carrying it when there’s copies of Bayonetta to sell In that post's defence, it is quite an old post so it could very well be from the time when Halo 4 wasn't a 5 year old last gen game
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Jul 16, 2018 22:27
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ilmucche posted:What is going on in that gas one? I don't get what they're trying to say its a fakepost like a missed connections. He's claiming he drove up to a pump that was good to go, put the pump in and ignored the guy screaming for him to stop then, without getting out of his car again, drove off with someone else's prepaid for gas.
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Jul 17, 2018 07:00
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Captain Monkey posted:its a fakepost like a missed connections. He's claiming he drove up to a pump that was good to go, put the pump in and ignored the guy screaming for him to stop then, without getting out of his car again, drove off with someone else's prepaid for gas. I know it's fake, but it still doesn't make any sense. Nobody prepays for gas unless their car is already at the pump.
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Jul 17, 2018 07:26
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yeah I eat rear end posted:I know it's fake, but it still doesn't make any sense. Nobody prepays for gas unless their car is already at the pump. The best (most incoherent) part is that he somehow heard the attendant telling the person that he'd cover the gas, after he drove away.
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Jul 17, 2018 07:32
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yeah I eat rear end posted:I know it's fake, but it still doesn't make any sense. Nobody prepays for gas unless their car is already at the pump. Yeah man, this dude is bad at telling fake stories. Thats what this thread is about
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Jul 17, 2018 07:47
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yeah I eat rear end posted:I know it's fake, but it still doesn't make any sense. Nobody prepays for gas unless their car is already at the pump. It's not unheard of for the wage slaves to put the money on the wrong pump but typically that isn't noticed until after the person has pumped and drove off. Or maybe it was a guy who ran out of gas and had to walk to the station to buy a gas can. While paying for the can they prepaid on a pump but someone pulled up before they got out to fill the can.
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Jul 17, 2018 09:52
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I guess the optimistic version is that they have a ridiculously guilty conscience, went back to the location later to sort things out, and still felt bad enough to confess to their screwup online afterwards.
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Jul 17, 2018 10:06
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With bonus artifacting 
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Jul 17, 2018 14:11
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Fathis Munk posted:With bonus artifacting Who would read this and not agree with the professor 100%
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Jul 17, 2018 14:19
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That is every-self-described-class-clown-ever.txt right there. They think the professor is throwing them out with a jovial "oh you" attitude but it's actually "you're really loving annoying, stop". That is, you know, if the stuff actually happened. You could (rightfully) say "no you didn't" after each one of those statements and he'd brush it off by like "but it'd be epic if i did right lol". Maybe the sneezing one actually happened, but the being asked to leave part was probably "go get some tissues in the bathroom you're grossing everyone out" or something.
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Jul 17, 2018 14:31
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Len posted:It's not unheard of for the wage slaves to put the money on the wrong pump but typically that isn't noticed until after the person has pumped and drove off. Stop. Trying. To. Explain. The. Bullshit. Stories.
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Jul 17, 2018 15:05
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yeah I eat rear end posted:That is every-self-described-class-clown-ever.txt right there. They think the professor is throwing them out with a jovial "oh you" attitude but it's actually "you're really loving annoying, stop". Regardless of the veracity of the story, the fact that the poster thought it put them in a positive light is terrifying. Like I used to be super annoying in class for a while (nothing quite that bad, fortunately) until one day in middle school when it hit me that I wasn't being lovable-funny but an active hindrance to the class. To be that annoying of a person and not realize it yourself beyond age 16 is a nightmare I wouldn't wish on my worst enemies. (Realized I'm kind of assuming that a grown person wrote that, but I guess there are a bunch of kids on Tumblr, hopefully it's just a dumb kid.)
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Jul 17, 2018 16:08
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felch me daddy jr. posted:
Ostensibly it was written by someone in college.
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Fathis Munk posted:With bonus artifacting Going into colossal debt so he can not learn anything and make everyone around him hate him so he doesn't even get contacts out of it. This kid sounds like a winner. At least he'll have hilarious stories to tell his fellow homeless people in five years.
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Besesoth posted:Going into colossal debt so he can not learn anything and make everyone around him hate him so he doesn't even get contacts out of it. This kid sounds like a winner. At least he'll have hilarious stories to tell his fellow homeless people in five years. I love the mental image of someone glancing over and copying "they are dickheads burn it all down" on their test.
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Jul 17, 2018 18:05
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The bit where he's mad at the "frat boy" for disrupting the lecture reminds me of that seinfeld episode where george is pissed someone upstages him when he kept repeating his joke at showings of a movie. It's only good when he disrupts class, apparently, and the frat boy should stop stealing his moves.
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Nth Doctor posted:Ostensibly it was written by someone in college. Yeah, I've never had a professor need to ask someone to leave the class. And I can't help but imagine that if a student is just yelling about the government being dickheads, and calling other students dickheads, they'd get kicked out of the course entirely. Same with literally ruining another student's test. I think if I did that, they'd kick me right out of my program of study.* * I don't know what it actually takes to get kicked out of poo poo at my school because, once again, I've never seen a student disrupt class more than by just talking during it.
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Jul 17, 2018 19:14
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He mentioned socratic debate or something so it was probably an intro philosophy course, where the worst of the worst college students who have no idea what they want to do go. He probably wasn't even the most irritating person in the class for whatever hung over adjunct professor had to babysit them.
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kazil posted:Stop. I mean I worked at a gas station for almost three years. I saw people get their gas pumped by someone else on numerous occasions. The only unbelievable part is everything past "I pumped someone's gas"
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I'm actually gonna propose that this is a high schooler writing about what they think college is like
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Jul 17, 2018 22:39
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yeah I eat rear end posted:He mentioned socratic debate or something so it was probably an intro philosophy course, where the worst of the worst college students who have no idea what they want to do go. He probably wasn't even the most irritating person in the class for whatever hung over adjunct professor had to babysit them. https://twitter.com/leyawn/status/585859882869469184?s=20
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You want me to put a fake name on your order? Alright.. (self.MaliciousCompliance)quote:So this is about 3 years ago i was working at Papa Johns (in Canada) and was acting as the assistant manager. When we had customers order within the store we would just take the customers name so that we can call out their order once it's ready and usually this isn't an issue. Normally I'd consider this too weak for even STDH but this poo poo is currently on the front page of reddit with 7897 upvotes.
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Jul 18, 2018 01:34
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Poor grandpa 238-44-3816, after a lifetime of being ridiculed for his name he now gets his pizza late because of it too.
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Jul 18, 2018 01:54
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Danaru posted:You want me to put a fake name on your order? Alright.. (self.MaliciousCompliance) See, that’s bland enough that I totally believe it DID happen, if you nix the part about all the other customers knowing what’s up and watching things play out with glee or wtf-ever. Old people (hell, not even JUST old people) are weird about that sometimes. Of course, in real life, if you know “bob” doesn’t remember that’s their SSN-protecting alias, you just go tap the dude. Why do people bother writing this poo poo? “His pizza was no longer optimally fresh! KABLAM!” Truly, a sick burn.
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Jul 18, 2018 01:56
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What a boring story.
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Hahaha old people are wary of giving out personal information and have deteriorating short-term memory skills and are a burden on society 
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CROWS EVERYWHERE posted:Hahaha old people are wary of giving out personal information and have deteriorating short-term memory skills and are a burden on society This but unironically.
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Danaru posted:You want me to put a fake name on your order? Alright.. (self.MaliciousCompliance) Why does he need a pizza if he's dead
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Unkempt posted:Why does he need a pizza if he's dead Well you want something to eat in the afterlife, don't you?
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Jul 18, 2018 11:57
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That definitely falls under the category of "probably happened but why are you telling me"
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Jul 18, 2018 13:37
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I love when people try to sound smart or sophisticated by using words they don't actually know the meaning of.
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Sir Lemming posted:That definitely falls under the category of "probably happened but why are you telling me" It didn’t. Canada doesn’t even have social security numbers. We have social INSURANCE numbers, but the American term being used is real sketchy.
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Unkempt posted:Why does he need a pizza if he's dead Much like the pharoah's of ancient Egypt, if you aren't buried with a delicious pizza you will have none in the afterlife.
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Zanzibar Ham posted:Poor grandpa 238-44-3816, after a lifetime of being ridiculed for his name he now gets his pizza late because of it too. At least Grandpa 420-69-1488 could just go by Grandpa Weed Sex Racist.
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The_White_Crane posted:Well you want something to eat in the afterlife, don't you? Not Papa loving John's.
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https://twitter.com/AsteadWesley/status/1019596435166294017 https://twitter.com/AsteadWesley/status/1019599318003531776 https://twitter.com/interslices/status/1019609832893149184 Pththya-lyi has a new favorite as of 18:01 on Jul 18, 2018 |
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Jul 18, 2018 17:53
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kazil posted:Stop. The story was honestly confusing. Also, for some of us half the fun is in tearing it apart.
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Jul 18, 2018 18:23
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That honestly just reads like a poorly written twitter bot. Maybe both the stories and the man didn’t happen.
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I'm guessing once upon a time there was a Starbucks barista who didn't take kindly to Mr Wohl's attentions.
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