July CE Thread: don't kinkshame my bigfoot fetish

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joat mon: Oct 15, 2009; I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

facialimpediment posted:

I uh, don't think this was a Mueller thing.
https://twitter.com/kyledcheney/status/1018931092534022145

https://www.justice.gov/opa/press-release/file/1080761/download?utm_medium=email&utm_source=govdelivery

Guessing RUSSIAN OFFICIAL is Aleksandr Torshin and US Person 1 is Paul Erickson.

Mr. Nice! posted:

Trump gets flat out asked "hey, 100% of the USA intel agencies and your own DOJ say russia interfered with the election. Putin said they did not. Which do you believe?"

Trump: "yeah, where is the server? And where are her emails?"

I thought you were joking.

joat mon fucked around with this message at 21:59 on Jul 16, 2018

# ? Jul 16, 2018 21:51

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Hexyflexy: Sep 2, 2011; asymptotically approaching one

joat mon posted:

I thought you were joking.

You still have way too much faith in life.

# ? Jul 16, 2018 22:12

Stultus Maximus: Dec 21, 2009; USPOL May

not caring here posted:

Hahahahahahhahahah

POLITICAL PARTY 1 and [GUN RIGHTS ORGANIZATION] sure do keep everything anonymous and shrouded in mystery.

So when Trump said "second amendment people" can stop Hillary, he didn't actually mean assassination but instead collusion with the Kremlin to influence American elections.

# ? Jul 16, 2018 22:13

Relentlessboredomm: Oct 15, 2006; It's Sic Semper Tyrannis. You said, "Ever faithful terrible lizard."

Super ready to purge the country of traitors which is looking like the vast majority of the right wing.

# ? Jul 16, 2018 22:22

Slim Pickens: Jan 12, 2007; Grimey Drawer

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

DEMOCRATS and JOHN BROWN GUN CLUB?

# ? Jul 16, 2018 22:37

Fister Roboto: Feb 21, 2008

Slim Pickens posted:

sign me the gently caress up

# ? Jul 16, 2018 22:51

M_Gargantua: Oct 16, 2006; STOMP'N ON INTO THE POWERLINES; Exciting Lemon

I�m trying to make my local chapter of Redneck Revolt to be less weird

# ? Jul 16, 2018 23:26

bird food bathtub: Aug 9, 2003; College Slice

So Two Scoops is getting lots of the thing he hates the second most in the world, negative press coverage.

What's he going to twitter-poo poo on to the world in a fit of rage to make his feefees better?

# ? Jul 16, 2018 23:31

Casimir Radon: Aug 2, 2008

bird food bathtub posted:

So Two Scoops is getting lots of the thing he hates the second most in the world, negative press coverage.

What's he going to twitter-poo poo on to the world in a fit of rage to make his feefees better?

I can't guess specifics but I guarantee it'll be some of the most deranged poo poo he's ever said in public.

# ? Jul 16, 2018 23:35

boop the snoot: Jun 3, 2016

bird food bathtub posted:

So Two Scoops is getting lots of the thing he hates the second most in the world, negative press coverage.

What's he going to twitter-poo poo on to the world in a fit of rage to make his feefees better?

Hillary. No collusion. The DNC server. Trump is just his greatest hits on repeat at this point.

# ? Jul 16, 2018 23:36

Vincent Van Goatse: Nov 8, 2006; Enjoy every sandwich.; Smellrose

I saw one of the Mexican Navy's big (ex-USN) amphib ships leaving San Diego this morning. They were flying all the NATO countries' flags from their masts underneath the US and Mexican flags. I can't help but believe that was deliberate.

:mexico:

# ? Jul 16, 2018 23:39

mlmp08: Jul 11, 2004; Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration; Nap Ghost

Mexican membership or qualification to join nato has been an on again off again topic for years. But the timing is interesting.

# ? Jul 16, 2018 23:42

Terrifying Effigies: Oct 22, 2008; Problems look mighty small from 150 miles up.

https://twitter.com/HelenKennedy/status/1018990778494930949

# ? Jul 16, 2018 23:51

Casimir Radon: Aug 2, 2008

I hope he gets the Gadaffi treatment he's so afraid of.

# ? Jul 16, 2018 23:53

Flying_Crab: Apr 12, 2002

https://twitter.com/repraskin/status/1018987611791282177?s=12

The fact that it's a sitting member of congress saying this is simply mind-boggling.

# ? Jul 17, 2018 00:05

FrozenVent: May 1, 2009; The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

�Hey the president is a Russian asset, should we impeach him?�
�Motherfucker, he might be a Russian asset but he�s a Russian asset on our side of the aisle�.

:decorum:

# ? Jul 17, 2018 00:13

That Works: Jul 22, 2006; Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy

Lol

https://mobile.twitter.com/ScottMStedman/status/1018961456098828289

# ? Jul 17, 2018 00:15

shame on an IGA: Apr 8, 2005

no
really
im shocked
who could have guessed

# ? Jul 17, 2018 00:18

Flying_Crab: Apr 12, 2002

Apparently Trump calling on Butina at a presser in 2015: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Fp1TioaLcg

:trumppop:

# ? Jul 17, 2018 00:20

Cugel the Clever: Apr 5, 2009; I LOVE AMERICA AND CAPITALISM DESPITE BEING POOR AS FUCK. I WILL NEVER RETIRE BUT HERE'S ANOTHER 200$ FOR UKRAINE, SLAVA

I worry that the GOP will realize that they can further cement their hold on power with the help of Russian interference. Given that they've been plenty willing to put party over country so far, the latter, as unthinkable as it is, is entirely within the realm of probability...

# ? Jul 17, 2018 00:32

dubzee: Oct 23, 2008

OK I know "LOL John McCain is concerned" but this is still p good.

John McCain posted:

Today�s press conference in Helsinki was one of the most disgraceful performances by an American president in memory. The damage inflicted by President Trump�s naivet�, egotism, false equivalence, and sympathy for autocrats is difficult to calculate. But it is clear that the summit in Helsinki was a tragic mistake.

President Trump proved not only unable, but unwilling to stand up to Putin. He and Putin seemed to be speaking from the same script as the president made a conscious choice to defend a tyrant against the fair questions of a free press, and to grant Putin an uncontested platform to spew propaganda and lies to the world.

It is tempting to describe the press conference as a pathetic rout � as an illustration of the perils of under-preparation and inexperience. But these were not the errant tweets of a novice politician. These were the deliberate choices of a president who seems determined to realize his delusions of a warm relationship with Putin�s regime without any regard for the true nature of his rule, his violent disregard for the sovereignty of his neighbors, his complicity in the slaughter of the Syrian people, his violation of international treaties, and his assault on democratic institutions throughout the world.

Coming close on the heels of President Trump�s bombastic and erratic conduct towards our closest friends and allies in Brussels and Britain, today�s press conference marks a recent low point in the history of the American Presidency. That the president was attended in Helsinki by a team of competent and patriotic advisors makes his blunders and capitulations all the more painful and inexplicable.

No prior president has ever abased himself more abjectly before a tyrant. Not only did President Trump fail to speak the truth about an adversary; but speaking for America to the world, our president failed to defend all that makes us who we are�a republic of free people dedicated to the cause of liberty at home and abroad. American presidents must be the champions of that cause if it is to succeed. Americans are waiting and hoping for President Trump to embrace that sacred responsibility. One can only hope they are not waiting totally in vain.

Shame it won't matter :smith:

# ? Jul 17, 2018 00:42

Stultus Maximus: Dec 21, 2009; USPOL May

That Works posted:

Lol

https://mobile.twitter.com/ScottMStedman/status/1018961456098828289

:iwanttobelieve:

DoktorLoken posted:

https://twitter.com/repraskin/status/1018987611791282177?s=12

The fact that it's a sitting member of congress saying this is simply mind-boggling.

Eh, not really. The Republicans opened the door with their treatment of Obama. Just happens that now the conspiracies are real.

# ? Jul 17, 2018 00:47

Nostalgia4Butts: Jun 1, 2006; WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFAugsKExNI

# ? Jul 17, 2018 00:53

Ceiling fan: Dec 26, 2003; I really like ceilings.; Dead Man’s Band

DoktorLoken posted:

https://twitter.com/repraskin/status/1018987611791282177?s=12

The fact that it's a sitting member of congress saying this is simply mind-boggling.

That's actually three theories. But, yeah, those are the only ones left that don't have a stupid low >.1% probability.

# ? Jul 17, 2018 01:11

Hot Karl Marx: Mar 16, 2009; Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!

https://twitter.com/gregorykorte/status/1018996411868868608?s=19

# ? Jul 17, 2018 01:13

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Immanentized posted:

The president of the United States of America just spent the last week bashing the UK generally and specifically, hemming and hawing about NATO, designated the EU as a loving Foe, and wrapped it all off by saying Crimea is Russian, and that the election interference was totally not them.

We're so done as a country.

gently caress
https://www.theatlantic.com/international/archive/2018/07/trump-putin/565238/

And the morons who voted him into office adore him for it.

# ? Jul 17, 2018 01:17

Flying_Crab: Apr 12, 2002

https://twitter.com/shannonrwatts/status/1018996218469347328

:allears:

# ? Jul 17, 2018 01:17

Defenestrategy: Oct 24, 2010

Hot Karl Marx posted:

https://twitter.com/gregorykorte/status/1018996411868868608?s=19

Please god, be some thing really dumb and not "we're nuking the EU, bombing starts in three minutes"

# ? Jul 17, 2018 01:19

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

DoktorLoken posted:

https://twitter.com/shannonrwatts/status/1018996218469347328

gross but unsurprising

# ? Jul 17, 2018 01:28

Hot Karl Marx: Mar 16, 2009; Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!

Defenestrategy posted:

Please god, be some thing really dumb and not "we're nuking the EU, bombing starts in three minutes"

It might be the latter

https://twitter.com/jbendery/status/1019010704253313024?s=19

# ? Jul 17, 2018 01:31

maffew buildings: Apr 29, 2009; too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned

Defenestrategy posted:

Please god, be some thing really dumb and not "we're nuking the EU, bombing starts in three minutes"

I would like to think it is "what the gently caress?!" and riot act but who are we kidding

# ? Jul 17, 2018 01:31

Terrifying Effigies: Oct 22, 2008; Problems look mighty small from 150 miles up.

Hot Karl Marx posted:

It might be the latter

https://twitter.com/jbendery/status/1019010704253313024?s=19

Just a low key meeting with the Russian Congressional Delegation (R) to discuss some light treason, no biggie.

# ? Jul 17, 2018 01:34

bulletsponge13: Apr 28, 2010

I'll bet a sixer that it's going to be nothing of any real significance, just an orange sundown full of nonsense, lies, and ignorance.

Comedy option- he is stepping down immediately, and poo poo is going to get wild.

# ? Jul 17, 2018 01:43

That Works: Jul 22, 2006; Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy

Lol if it's just him Nunes and Rorabacher.

# ? Jul 17, 2018 01:45

Hot Karl Marx: Mar 16, 2009; Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!

He's gonna finally LOCK HER UP

# ? Jul 17, 2018 01:46

boop the snoot: Jun 3, 2016

He�s going to announce US denuclearization

And the chuds still wouldn�t think he�s Russian owned

# ? Jul 17, 2018 01:47

mods changed my name: Oct 30, 2017

He's going to declare the 30k emails and the 12 angry democrats an enemy of the state and nuke (the most liberal city that comes to mind) because putin humiliated him and / or ordered him to

# ? Jul 17, 2018 01:47

mods changed my name: Oct 30, 2017

but I have until the end of the trump presidency

# ? Jul 17, 2018 01:52

Hot Karl Marx: Mar 16, 2009; Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!

https://twitter.com/jonswaine/status/1019020659991642117?s=19

Also isn't it 13 angry democrats?

# ? Jul 17, 2018 02:01

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iKon: Oct 4, 2000; CAN'T TEST
WON'T TEST

https://twitter.com/jbendery/status/1019019777505980417?s=21

As of this moment, still no one knows or is saying what the meeting is about.

# ? Jul 17, 2018 02:06

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