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This guy is wrong sometimes but lol if the Joker's Mom thing is true https://twitter.com/elmayimbe/status/1017926626649124865
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I hope it's Martha.
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Jul 16, 2018 18:09
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Can't wait for the latest round of "The Joker shouldn't have an origin!"
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Jul 16, 2018 18:09
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If his origin included mom frances mcdormand i wouldve been in
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Jul 16, 2018 18:12
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lmao WB doubling down on Joker’s edgelord image by exploring his tumultuous relationship with his mother. Next up: casting his secret crush who works at Hot Topic
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Jul 16, 2018 18:28
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Make his mom ~ Swinton and make the movie We Need to Talk About Kevin except Kevin is The Joker
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Jul 16, 2018 18:37
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ALFbrot posted:This turned out to just be a fan film, btw: ...oh.
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Jul 16, 2018 18:42
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FilthyImp posted:My wife got crazy into one of these when she was channel surfing last year: Snowmance. She missed the beginning and was convinced the hunky, sweet new guy in town was the lovelorn lady's snowman come to life it was. I love that Hallmark churns out so many Christmas movies every year because amongst the pile of samey schmaltz there’s statistically always at least one “What the gently caress?” movie thrown in for good measure.
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Jul 16, 2018 18:48
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dirksteadfast posted:I love that Hallmark churns out so many Christmas movies every year because amongst the pile of samey schmaltz there’s statistically always at least one “What the gently caress?” movie thrown in for good measure. Did hallmark produce the furry christmas movie last year with hellboy?
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Jul 16, 2018 18:53
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Tbh a stupid silly character among stupid silly comic book characters like the Joker doesn't deserve quality actors like Frances or Joaquin involved so whatever gets churned out is already above board and too good for any source material
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Jul 16, 2018 18:56
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got any sevens posted:Did hallmark produce the furry christmas movie last year with hellboy? Al Swearagen and Officer Dangle are also in that movie. I think it might still be on Netflix.
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Jul 16, 2018 19:16
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Punkin Spunkin posted:Tbh a stupid silly character among stupid silly comic book characters like the Joker doesn't deserve quality actors like Frances or Joaquin involved so whatever gets churned out is already above board and too good for any source material You could say the same thing about Nicholson and Hackman
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Jul 16, 2018 19:19
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Young Freud posted:Al Swearagen and Officer Dangle are also in that movie. I think it might still be on Netflix. If I remember correctly, it was also somewhat of a Michael Shannon passion project, with him serving as exec producer. So, like Just try to loving box that guy in.
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Jul 16, 2018 19:19
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Fart City posted:If I remember correctly, it was also somewhat of a Michael Shannon passion project, with him serving as exec producer. Are you telling me there's a Hallmark-produced christmas cartoon that has Mike Shannon, Ian McShane and Ron Perlman? That would be like Pacino and DeNiro reuniting for Dirty Grandpa 2: It all Dependz or something
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Jul 16, 2018 19:24
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To go back a bit: zombies can beat US Marines for the same reason ISIS is an existential threat to the West and the Israelis have to shoot Palestinians.
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Jul 16, 2018 19:26
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Fart City posted:If I remember correctly, it was also somewhat of a Michael Shannon passion project, with him serving as exec producer. Per IMDB Ron Perlman is listed as a producer on Pottersville, but not Shannon. The Executive Producers are Daniel Meyer, Christian Chadd Taylor, Byron Wetzel, and...Patty Hearst. So there's still some weirdness involved.
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Jul 16, 2018 19:26
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Harime Nui posted:Are you telling me there's a Hallmark-produced christmas cartoon that has Mike Shannon, Ian McShane and Ron Perlman? Yup. And it’s about Shannon dressing up as Bigfoot. https://m.imdb.com/title/tt3672120/?ref_=m_nmfmd_act_9 JethroMcB posted:Per IMDB Ron Perlman is listed as a producer on Pottersville, but not Shannon. ... that’s incredible.
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Jul 16, 2018 19:27
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JethroMcB posted:Per IMDB Ron Perlman is listed as a producer on Pottersville, but not Shannon.
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Jul 16, 2018 19:33
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Fart City posted:Yup. And it’s about Shannon dressing up as Bigfoot. Specifically, he’s mistaken for Bigfoot after going on a confused drunken bender because his wife was secretly a furry. He accidentally kicks off a Bigfoot hunting craze.
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Jul 16, 2018 19:39
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Casimir Radon posted:I choose to believe that Perlman realized he'd stumbled onto something truly bizarre and decided to ride it until the wheels came off. Perlman has never been shy about being willing to do just about anything for three hots and a cot.
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porfiria posted:To go back a bit: zombies can beat US Marines for the same reason ISIS is an existential threat to the West and the Israelis have to shoot Palestinians. I mean, zombies are actually meant to be a post-9/11 muslim terrorist metaphor or was that 
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Jul 16, 2018 20:53
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Make the Joker origin movie an anthology and get loving weird with it. Like get JJ Abrams to do the first short to reel people in then WHAM David Lynch operating on maximum Inland Empire.
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Jul 16, 2018 22:49
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The Joker movie will be about a failed comedian who finds satisfaction entertaining children, but everything goes wrong when he accidentally guides them into an abandoned chemical plant.
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Jul 16, 2018 22:57
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The Joker movie will be a romcom that has nothing to do with comic books.
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SciFiDownBeat posted:I mean, zombies are actually meant to be a post-9/11 muslim terrorist metaphor Yeah!
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Jul 16, 2018 23:02
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The Joker movie will be 85 minutes of Mark Hamill sitting against a brick wall telling anecdotes. ".....and I thought, 'well, there's no way with Tim Curry in the mix they'll cast me, but what the hell,' so I showed up......"
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Jul 16, 2018 23:09
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https://twitter.com/Keanuital/status/1018479802108530690
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Jul 17, 2018 00:27
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Keanu is riding a horse. Why is Keanu riding a horse?
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Jul 17, 2018 00:31
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If you were Keanu, wouldn't you?
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Jul 17, 2018 00:31
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No word of a true lie, I like horse chases in movies.
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Taintrunner posted:Keanu is riding a horse. Why is Keanu riding a horse? Why...isn't...he riding a horse?
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Jul 17, 2018 00:36
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BravestOfTheLamps posted:The Joker movie will be about a failed comedian who finds satisfaction entertaining children, but everything goes wrong when he accidentally guides them into an abandoned chemical plant. So, "The Killing Joke"?
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Jul 17, 2018 00:38
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Since it’s a John Wick movie, I fully expect that horse to perform Krav Maga at some point.
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Jul 17, 2018 00:39
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Caption says "full speed" but don't horses go faster than that?
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Davros1 posted:I mean, you can't look too closely at anything involving any type of supernatural being, or it falls apart. Ghostbusters, for example. None of that stuff holds up to any deep scrutiny. The only reason to read World War Z is that it's, at least theoretically, more tactically realistic or better thought out than the average zombie thing. It isn't, though. Zombies in general, as a threat, don't hold up to scrutiny at all. The thing humans are crazy good at is killing other humans, and those are humans who can think, run, use tactics and weapons, and we've still spent millenia successfully slaughtering each other. It's why all the good zombie movies are either set at the beginning of the outbreak, before resistance is organised, or just skips over how they wiped out humanity.
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Fart City posted:Since it’s a John Wick movie, I fully expect that horse to perform Krav Maga at some point. The horse breaks its leg and john goes to double tap it and the horse pulls out its own gun
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Snowman_McK posted:The only reason to read World War Z is that it's, at least theoretically, more tactically realistic or better thought out than the average zombie thing. It isn't, though. And zombies are required to approach their deadliest enemy for sustenance. Also, most real-world militaries have in fact thought about how to fight a zombie outbreak. Even if just as a theoretical exercise, like against a possible bioweapon with effects like that, taxpayers the world over do pay for people to think about absurd hypothetical scenarios just in case they actually happen so the military has an idea of what to do. It caused a bit of a diplomatic incident back in the 90s when the Pentagon declassified a lot of its old files and Canada discovered that the US military keeps on file an extensive list of plans for invading Canada should it ever be necessary, and has done so since the 1800s.
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Cythereal posted:Also, most real-world militaries have in fact thought about how to fight a zombie outbreak. Even if just as a theoretical exercise, like against a possible bioweapon with effects like that, taxpayers the world over do pay for people to think about absurd hypothetical scenarios just in case they actually happen so the military has an idea of what to do. It's 99.99% riot training to protect elites from scenarios like climate refugees, with a "fun" veneer.
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HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:It's 99.99% riot training to protect elites from scenarios like climate refugees, with a "fun" veneer. No, that's a different set of plans. Climate refugees would involve completely different population movements and individual behavior, to name the most obvious things.
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Cythereal posted:And zombies are required to approach their deadliest enemy for sustenance. I mean, it doesn't stop zombie movies and games from being a lot of fun, but it is funny that someone thought that really thinking about the idea was a good thing to do
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