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ToxicSlurpee posted:Eh, I'm sure even the Fremen would look at that and go "nah, we're good."
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Jul 17, 2018 16:30
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Kja wrote about ultraspice, derived from a special gland in SEA WORMS designed by SCYTALE that was so powerful that A GHOLA OF PAUL ATREIDES!!! After fighting ANOTHER GHOLA of HIMSELF!!!!! Said "its too much! The ultra spice is too spicey!!!" before killing himself. Thats all real. He has defiled dune to the maximum. It feels like brian herbert is doing a contract killing of his father's legacy out of bitterness for being a bad dad
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Jul 17, 2018 16:41
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basic hitler posted:Kja wrote about ultraspice, derived from a special gland in SEA WORMS designed by SCYTALE that was so powerful that A GHOLA OF PAUL ATREIDES!!! After fighting ANOTHER GHOLA of HIMSELF!!!!! Said "its too much! The ultra spice is too spicey!!!" before killing himself. "Hmm yes, but how can we make the DUNIVERSE more exciting, KJA?" asked @duneauthor
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Jul 17, 2018 16:44
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Moneo: my lord, what will you do with the spice hoard from geidi prime? Leto: TWO GHOLA AT ONCE MONEO, IT AMUSES ME.
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Jul 17, 2018 17:13
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What Dune tech do you guys wish you had? For me it is nullentropy containers so I could keep my lunch fresh.
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Jul 17, 2018 17:32
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The glossary at the back of Dune mentions ships designed to Constructicon themselves together and attack strongpoints by falling on them. I think Paul mentions them once, in passing. It never comes up again.
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Jul 17, 2018 17:35
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Samuel L. Hacksaw posted:Moneo: my lord, what will you do with the spice hoard from geidi prime? 2 gholas, 1 cup of ultraspice
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Jul 17, 2018 17:38
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i wanna drink some melange coffee
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Jul 17, 2018 17:39
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When I was a kid I read some riddle about BEWARE THE GHOTI being a sign warning against a big fish (gh like in rough, o like in women, ti like in nation) and was convinced that ghola was a secret funny word miswritten in the same style.
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Jul 17, 2018 17:40
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jerry seinfel posted:i wanna drink some melange coffee I imagine spice coffee tastes kind of like a pumpkin spice latte with some cardamom in it.
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Jul 17, 2018 17:58
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priznat posted:What Dune tech do you guys wish you had? For me it is nullentropy containers so I could keep my lunch fresh. I would like a heighliner because sometimes it's a bit too sunny and I could use some shade. Or a hypnobong, because they sound fun. e: I mean ULTRAliner and ULTRAbong, obvs.
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Jul 17, 2018 18:19
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An ixian no-ship of course
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Jul 17, 2018 18:20
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A Bene Gesserit pain box so i can put my dick in it
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Jul 17, 2018 18:28
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I would dig an axlotl tank. It's like a 3d printer but for meat!
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Jul 17, 2018 18:31
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ill take a litle person that speaks only in riddles and rhyme
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Jul 17, 2018 18:34
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Are stillsuits electronic? Could that maybe rationalize how they don't kill you?
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Jul 17, 2018 18:37
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I'd like a mentat. There's a dude that always knows where your keys are.
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Jul 17, 2018 18:48
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If your answer isn't "chair dogs" my question to you is why have you failed your sietch?
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Jul 17, 2018 18:51
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Samuel L. Hacksaw posted:I would dig an axlotl tank. It's like a 3d printer but for meat! lol @ the BG hipsters who are all like "well I prefer my drugs to be natural and come straight from the sandworm instead of this bullshit artificial poo poo" *destroys planet's ecology*
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Jul 17, 2018 18:58
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Arrhythmia posted:If your answer isn't "chair dogs" my question to you is why have you failed your sietch? Do you have any idea how much time a guy who knows where my keys are would save?
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Jul 17, 2018 19:01
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Everything I’ve heard says KJA is a sweet supportive gee whiz kinda guy whose somewhat  books are a pure expression of his soul. His Star Wars stuff was dumb as hell but honestly preferable to what became of the EU in its later days. These tweets do make Brian seem like kind of a twit, though.
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Jul 17, 2018 19:26
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I want a cone of silence so people don't embarrass me in bars and restaurants. It'd need to be portable so I could take it into the bathroom at said establishments. At long last, the peace of the home, in public bathrooms.
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Jul 17, 2018 19:35
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Samuel L. Hacksaw posted:I would dig an axlotl tank. It's like a 3d printer but for meat! Good news, your mom has just about reached the appropriate size to begin the process.
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Jul 17, 2018 19:36
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That or a pain amplifier. For those hard to reach people.
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Jul 17, 2018 19:36
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Saying that KJA's writing is a pure expression of is soul is more cruel than anything I could think of to say about him.
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Jul 17, 2018 19:44
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Since nobody has lasguns I think a shield generator would be aces I'd be happy with a few suspensors to be honest. I might go full Baron eventually, being a goon and all
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Jul 17, 2018 20:03
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Since no one has a shield I think a lasgun wou-
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Jul 17, 2018 20:06
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priznat posted:What Dune tech do you guys wish you had? For me it is nullentropy containers so I could keep my lunch fresh. Prana-bindu training.
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Jul 17, 2018 20:13
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A Guild Highliner. Or, barring that, schematics for a working holtzman engine.
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Jul 17, 2018 22:33
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Pham Nuwen posted:A Bene Gesserit pain box so i can put my dick in it One of those floating needle assassin things so I can put it in my dick
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Jul 17, 2018 22:47
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Samuel L. Hacksaw posted:I would dig an axlotl tank. It's like a 3d printer but for meat! ...do you even know what an axlotl tank is  tight aspirations posted:lol @ the BG hipsters who are all like "well I prefer my drugs to be natural and come straight from the sandworm instead of this bullshit artificial poo poo" *destroys planet's ecology* If I remember right they started the sandworm project when it wasn't certain if they'd manage to get the secret of axlotl tank melange production from the Bene Tleilax. General Battuta posted:Everything I’ve heard says KJA is a sweet supportive gee whiz kinda guy whose somewhat I met KJA like fifteen years ago at Orycon, yeah he seemed pretty nice in person. Halloween Jack posted:The glossary at the back of Dune mentions ships designed to Constructicon themselves together and attack strongpoints by falling on them. I think Paul mentions them once, in passing. It never comes up again. I definitely do not remember this, could you post it please?
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Jul 17, 2018 22:51
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also I've never read any of KJA's books but my impression is he's just not a terribly imaginative guy, and while nothing I've heard makes me want to read his work I at least respect him for not being a turbo-creep like Peter loving Hamilton
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Jul 17, 2018 22:53
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KJA is pretty creepy, or maybe just an old man who should know better, based on what a friend told me about how he acted around her and other women at a convention recently.
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Jul 17, 2018 22:57
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I read The Butlerian Jihad out of morbid curiosity and that book is beyond creepy. I don’t know whether KJA or Brian Herbert is the main culprit, but there is a lot of gratuitous violence, as well as loads of creepy sexual vibes in the novel. It’s really disgusting and unnecessary.
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Jul 17, 2018 23:03
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yeah even the early house x books were like that with the baron raping mohaim and the axlotl tank poo poo, and prolly other poo poo i dont remember cuz gently caress those books
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Jul 17, 2018 23:05
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Oh cool, good to know he's actually a trash person as well as a trash author.
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Jul 17, 2018 23:08
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Farmer Crack-rear end posted:Oh cool, good to know he's actually a trash person as well as a trash author. By that metric stephen king and cormac mccarthy are worse than terrorists
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Jul 18, 2018 00:10
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Farmer Crack-rear end posted:...do you even know what an axlotl tank is IIRC it's a genetically modified human woman that is essentially a growth vat for tleilaxu genetic experiments. I want to make chairdogs. And space drugs, and clone my dead girlfriend. E:do you think anyone ever hosed an axlotl tank?
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Jul 18, 2018 00:14
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Crash_N_Burn posted:cormac mccarthy I will spill your water on the sand.
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