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houstonguy posted:If there’s a silver lining here, this person sounds extremely unhappy, and even after seeking professional help about it, her only solution is to buy even more poo poo to throw into the void that is her existence. We can only hope that, unlike the rest of her life, she decides to take charge of the situation.
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houstonguy posted:If there’s a silver lining here, this person sounds extremely unhappy, and even after seeking professional help about it, her only solution is to buy even more poo poo to throw into the void that is her existence. Yes, because the tiny, shriveled carcass of their soul occasionally reminds them that their comfort and wealth was obtained through thievery and lies and the suffering of the poor.
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Len posted:Social Media is the worst but at least Dawn got fired for being awful after those texts went viral. What company did they work for? Also did Dawn get beaten until she went blind? Because that's how this story should've ended if there was justice in the world.
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as someone who has nobody to fall back on and has a kid that poo poo just loving infuriates me to no end lmao, one of my kids has an emergency and my wife and I are eating peanut butter off a spoon for a month or two The last time I ate a sit down restaurant was early april cause i just cant afford it after paying rent and bills, they should come hang out with me for a week and see how the other 99% live
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Julius CSAR posted:I'm glad I don't have kids because gee whiz hell dimension is pretty raw For the rich though, its never been more affordable to get a nanny with a masters or PhD
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https://twitter.com/pixelatedboat/status/1019341622729830401?s=19 Me irl
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Its good work if you can get it.
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Nurge posted:It's weird there wasn't more noise about it. It is though yeah
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And I thought sleeping rough just meant you couldn't get comfortable in your bed. Learning new UK terms all the time!
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ChesterJT posted:And I thought sleeping rough just meant you couldn't get comfortable in your bed. Learning new UK terms all the time! Your new av belongs itt lol
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Jul 17, 2018 23:32
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 "Be my roommate but also my sex slave plz"
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Fleetwood Crack posted:
You’re playing right into this guy’s hands, focusing on the probably negotiable sex slave thing and completely ignoring the “living in New Jersey” part.
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Fleetwood Crack posted:
"I have place a pics of me here so please attach a pics of u when u ready" jesus christ this loving sentence, this must be what the juggernaut feels like when he doesn't have his helmet and Prof X gets inside his head.
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houstonguy posted:If there’s a silver lining here, this person sounds extremely unhappy, and even after seeking professional help about it, her only solution is to buy even more poo poo to throw into the void that is her existence. Happiness is not allowed in America. For anybody.
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Marxist-Jezzinist posted:Not with that attitude. 
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Hey buddy, turn that  into a  !Edit: poo poo didn't watch the whole smiley
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Ah, poo poo. Gimme a minute. Edit: 
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That would be great passive income if you could just automate the gently caress out of it
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Rock Puncher posted:
I'm the 'expert level' pay
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A while back, but the design of this graphic is great. "Meetings" is in red while everything else is similar shades of yellow, "18" is in big bold letters while the "20" just below is as little as the rest. Almost like they're trying to push a certain view of it...
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Burt Sexual posted:Your new av belongs itt lol Yeah it's pretty terrible and doesn't even make sense so it's perfect for all your gbs needs. 
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ChesterJT posted:Yeah it's pretty terrible and doesn't even make sense so it's perfect for all your gbs needs. I thought it was Elon musk, and you’re a capitalist boot licker. My bad.
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It makes me kind of sad that I know who all of the characters are, but to be fair I think the whole front row is just different Harley Quinns. This is a business model I can get behind 
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Bonzo posted:ME: Yes, I need to cancel because I'm not out of work and need to save money. I originally got my phone plan at an independent Verizon store. I was in the middle of surprise unemployment and one day my phone rings: "Hi is this Len?" "Yes it is" "Hi this is Scumbag Salesman just calling to let you know about our sales going on this weekend" "Yeah I don't have a job I won't be coming in" "But we have the newest phone on sale" "That's nice I'm unemployed and won't be coming in good bye" loving vultures
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I feel like there was an episode of Community that featured this gag. Well I guess it isn't really a gag anymore drat they're even cutting corners on the suicide net. A little push off from the top is all it would take to clear that thing SplitSoul posted:
In case folks are having trouble understanding, these charts explain that the feelings of standard citizens have almost no effect on the laws and policies we live under. The opinions of the elites and lobbyists do. Not surprising but still not cool at all
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Gosh this sounds great but I think I'll stick with heroin. At least there's some good feeling mixed in with the utter despair
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Play posted:I feel like there was an episode of Community that featured this gag. Well I guess it isn't really a gag anymore Watch the third season of Black Mirror.
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https://medium.com/@jamesbridle/something-is-wrong-on-the-internet-c39c471271d2
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Julius CSAR posted:1500 goddamn Free shipping though.
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Picnic Princess posted:Her sister got peed on If that's all it takes I should be the richest man in earth
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