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Velvet Milkman. https://twitter.com/TheAdamBWells/status/1017854347009552384
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Bertrand Hustle posted:Somebody once said that if you have a last name like Smith, the only way you're gonna be famous is if you have a unique first name. Will Smith is mega famous and he's just Will. Even Jaden and Willow have normal-sounding names even when they are named after the opposite-sex parent. On the other hand, Kevin Smith's daughter is Harley Quinn. Surprised no Mario or Jennifer there, despite a Jenny.
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Pardon the font my wife uses on her phone, but I couldn't pass this one up!
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Canned Panda posted:Pardon the font my wife uses on her phone, but I couldn't pass this one up! At least he could go by Harvey.
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Yeah I kinda like the name Harvest I was gonna say I dig it but like well.
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Teketeketeketeke posted:Tykilya the grave accent instead of an acute accent is triggering me
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Tiffany Shiteswell Good thing her first name isn't Holly.
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goethe.cx posted:the grave accent instead of an acute accent is triggering me Look at the label again - I'd say the grave accent is appropriate here 
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Woman charged with kidnapping two men in Murray County, blowtorch used You might think I intended this for the weird news headline thread. However, this is a story that keeps on giving, beginning with our suspect. quote:The caller said a man named James Hampton was being held "against his will" by a woman named Tapanga, who was Tapanga Summerrain Slaton.
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When asked if he wished it had happened sooner, Edgington replied "absolutely not."
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My Great Great Great Grandma's name is B. Slutman.
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Jul 19, 2018 00:14
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Ronathan
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Crocoswine posted:Ronathan normal brain: the sequel solar system brain: the squeakquel galaxy brain: 
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I’m not going to say how I know her but I am acquainted with a woman named Yu Cao
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Also knew another Asian kid named Wii and he would just ask people to call him Nintendo Edit: another kid who was my best friend for a while whose name was Timothy Timothy Sypasong, or Tim-Tim sypasong for short
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Jul 19, 2018 05:27
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Aesop Poprock posted:Tim-Tim sypasong Christmas carols of the future
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Jul 19, 2018 16:46
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His name was seriously Timothy Timothy?
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Jul 20, 2018 01:24
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Tim Timothy Tim Timothy Tim Tim Terry A young man as lucky as lucky can be
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Jul 20, 2018 02:11
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Phy posted:Tim Timothy Tim Timothy Tim Tim Terry I loving sang that, you unbridled motherfuck.
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Jul 20, 2018 02:43
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Bertrand Hustle posted:His name was seriously Timothy Timothy? His parents were first generation immigrants from Thailand and I guess wanted to name him something really American without knowing the language well if at all He hated it and literally just wanted people to call him Asian as a nickname
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Aesop Poprock posted:His parents were first generation immigrants from Thailand and I guess wanted to name him something really American without knowing the language well if at all RuPaul's Drag Race alum Jujubee's birth name is Airline Inthyrath. His parents were recent immigrants who didn't speak English and just picked a word they saw upon arriving in the US. I think I told this story before, but a thick Greek accent is why my grandmother was legally named Mary Apple until she was an adult. The nurse couldn't understand my great grandfather and either did her best or was a complete rear end in a top hat.
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I knew a Kenneth Kenichi ((Lastname)) in high school. He was half Japanese, so I guess his parents wanted to give him a Japanese name and a western name? Not sure why they'd pick something so similar, though. I knew several other half Japanese kids and they all had western first names and Japanese middle names that made sense, but this poor guy got to be Ken-ken. And you bet that was his loving nickname as soon as any of us found out.
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Bertrand Hustle posted:I loving sang that, you unbridled motherfuck. I'm sorry to have upset you, Bert.
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Two good ones from work recently: Saminaelle - pronounced like you secretly hope  Lastname of Doxtater - it's not bad or anything, but gives a cute mental image of a little potato releasing personal information on the Internet 
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Jul 23, 2018 00:49
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There was a Gerd on family feud tonight.
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Jul 23, 2018 02:37
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Aesop Poprock posted:Tim-Tim sypasong
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Teketeketeketeke posted:Two good ones from work recently: I am a tiny doxtater and I believe in you
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rodbeard posted:There was a Gerd on family feud tonight. I can explain this one, it's a Swedish version of Gertrude. I guess they thought it had too many letters. And syllables.
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It was a black man.
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Istari posted:Eipril Take no more than two every twenty-four hours unless instructed by a physician
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this is amazing, reductress owns
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Pastry of the Year posted:Take no more than two every twenty-four hours unless instructed by a physician I googled the name to see if it was a real drug. I still don't know if it is, because all the top results are for a furry artist, so I stopped looking.
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Sparkle Griffin, which sounds like someone's "OC DON'T STEAL" character from Deviant Art.
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Istari posted:Eipril This is just April with a Russian accent.
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Gotta keep ‘em separated
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Bees on Wheat posted:I knew a Kenneth Kenichi ((Lastname)) in high school. He was half Japanese, so I guess his parents wanted to give him a Japanese name and a western name? I went to high school with a Rhiannon Miyoko [Lastname], who also had Japanese relatives.
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