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LifeSunDeath posted:drat my dog was rolling in something yesterday and it kept moving and she kept rerolling over it. Turned out she got pretty drat lucky: I've been reading all the responses and was like "glad that thing lives in Australia or whatever lol" Imagine my concern when I looked it up and discovered they're basically all over the eastern United States. gently caress. 
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Phlegmish posted:Wow kids really seem to hate this one specific wasp you've really only got to be bitten/stung once by some kind of insect to hate them deeply bees get a pass because they are vital to the ecosystem. but gently caress wasps, fire ants etc. forever
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luxury handset posted:you've really only got to be bitten/stung once by some kind of insect to hate them deeply I'm kinda glad I was too young to remember when I toddled my way into a fire ant nest.
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You want horror stories? Ask me about slip and slides in Florida. Between the saw grass that grows instead of regular grass and the almost guaranteed fire ant hill you'll roll through at the end, slip and slides where the Russian Roulette of summer activities for Florida kids.
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Solice Kirsk posted:You want horror stories? Ask me about slip and slides in Florida. Between the saw grass that grows instead of regular grass and the almost guaranteed fire ant hill you'll roll through at the end, slip and slides where the Russian Roulette of summer activities for Florida kids.  florida
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Iron Crowned posted:I'm kinda glad I was too young to remember when I toddled my way into a fire ant nest. I've never been stung by anything myself, but I was just old enough to remember the time my older sister walked into a hornet nest and the screaming she did after it. It made me scared of bees and everything forever. I'm starting to come around on bees, because they're not really that aggressive and have an important role in the ecosystem, and I think cartoon representations of bees are cute. I still freak out when I see them, though. This last page has made me very nervous.
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Solice Kirsk posted:You want horror stories? Ask me about slip and slides in Florida. Between the saw grass that grows instead of regular grass and the almost guaranteed fire ant hill you'll roll through at the end, slip and slides where the Russian Roulette of summer activities for Florida kids. character building 
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Bees are cute and slow (especially bumblebees  ) and just want some sugar water or nectar or whatever.Wasps are fast darty assholes who want your food and will basically try and steal it out of your mouth, and then sting you if you resist.
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KozmoNaut posted:Bees are cute and slow (especially bumblebees I got stung on the lip by a wasp trying to drink my Coke when I was a teenager. The pain was like being jabbed with a red hot needle and my lips swelled up like a balloon and stayed that way long after the pain subsided.
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I got bit by a bullet ant when I was in Belize and it fuckin winded me it hurt so much. They called them army ants there but it was definitely a billion times worse than a yellow jacket. It takes a few moments to set in too. I was like "oh hey, that wasn't so bad. .... Wait...... WAIT. OH GOD. I CAN'T BREATHE. FUUUUUUUUUCK" The area stayed mildly sore for days after the sever pain stopped.
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sneakyfrog posted:character building I'd reroll
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Yeah, I'm in Orlando and "outdoor activities" consists of exactly two things: 1) Walking around outside in theme parks 2) Swimming in the apartment complex pool Anything else might as well be wandering around naked in a jungle. Something will bite / sting / kill you within minutes. Lots of friendly little lizard dudes any time you walk outside, though
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Iron Crowned posted:I'd reroll neeeerrrrd. sup fellow Orlando goon
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Brewmaster posted:I've been reading all the responses and was like "glad that thing lives in Australia or whatever lol" I see them in North Eastern Arkansas occasionally. And they may be a wingless wasp, but they just scurry around minding their own business. Don't gently caress with em, and you wont have problems.
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Johnny Aztec posted:they just scurry around minding their own business. Don't gently caress with em, and you wont have problems. This runs counter to literally everything I've experienced with wasps. They are hell bugs.
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Aleph Null posted:I got stung on the lip by a wasp trying to drink my Coke when I was a teenager. The pain was like being jabbed with a red hot needle and my lips swelled up like a balloon and stayed that way long after the pain subsided. When someone mentioned the giant centipede earlier, I looked it up to see just how giant it was. I saw it mention that one recently recorded death from one of their bites was when one was hiding in a child's open soda can, and while I was relieved that it was still small enough to fit in a soda can, I basically stopped reading about bugs for the day then and there.
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Jul 19, 2018 20:20
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Probably the course he just failed.
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Solice Kirsk posted:You want horror stories? Ask me about slip and slides in Florida. Between the saw grass that grows instead of regular grass and the almost guaranteed fire ant hill you'll roll through at the end, slip and slides where the Russian Roulette of summer activities for Florida kids. lol if that poo poo didn't make you stronger
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Solice Kirsk posted:Probably the course he just failed. oh my god who bought my dad an sa account.
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sandoz posted:this is the most deeply hosed u0p thing i have ever read in my entire life A second shawty has hit the floor. https://twitter.com/TPAIN/status/978646487956631552?s=09
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Turtlicious posted:oh my god who bought my dad an sa account. Yo mama.
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Guy Goodbody posted:I guarantee you, nobody has explored the day-to-day details of centaurs as much as the author of A Centaur's Life This looks really cute and endearing, and some thing I might enjoy. Is there creepy pedo poo poo in it? I don't want to spend money if there's going to be soft core, implied hosed up poo poo in it.
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value-brand cereal posted:This looks really cute and endearing, and some thing I might enjoy. Is there creepy pedo poo poo in it? I don't want to spend money if there's going to be soft core, implied hosed up poo poo in it. it's anime, so of course there is
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The rest of the interview will be Centaur questions.
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value-brand cereal posted:This looks really cute and endearing, and some thing I might enjoy. Is there creepy pedo poo poo in it? I don't want to spend money if there's going to be soft core, implied hosed up poo poo in it. It's about some teens and their families, and how society has adapted to having multiple human races with pretty different body types. So it does touch on, like, the fact that centaurs need bigger restroom stalls.it actually does have some implied hosed up poo poo, because there's references to re-education camps for racists. At one point the Centaur suggests a tired friend could ride her and the friend is like, "no loving way, that's illegal, if they see that they'll send me away!" because there's a hosed up history of centaur slavery in some countries. But there's no, like, soft core sex stuff going on. I'd actually recommend the anime, it's pretty good, maybe slightly better than the manga.
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value-brand cereal posted:This looks really cute and endearing, and some thing I might enjoy. Is there creepy pedo poo poo in it? I don't want to spend money if there's going to be soft core, implied hosed up poo poo in it. I only skimmed it a few years ago, but the big issue I remember it is that substantial undertones of 'man people are really oversensitive about racism, aren't they???'
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slinkimalinki posted:A second shawty has hit the floor. T-Pain is a cool guy.
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Solice Kirsk posted:The rest of the interview will be Centaur questions. It must really suck to lose the dice roll and be a centaur. Like, you ruin a perfectly fine human body, by sticking it on a HORSE of all things. Spoiler alert! Horses are really lovely animals.
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Johnny Aztec posted:It must really suck to lose the dice roll and be a centaur. gently caress you!  *breaks one bone* *dies*
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the thing about wasps is they'll kill other rear end in a top hat bugs, so they're sort of an "enemy-of-my-enemy". i vastly prefer spiders for that since they aren't nearly as huge assholes about it but what are ya gonna do. that's nature
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Johnny Aztec posted:It must really suck to lose the dice roll and be a centaur. In the myths they're mostly drunken rapists. Checks out.
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Centaurs were born after Zeus hosed a cloud, right
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Brute Squad posted:T-Pain is a cool guy. Being a millionaire in ringtone-money apparently does that to you.
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Johnny Aztec posted:It must really suck to lose the dice roll and be a centaur. Yeah but I get a big dick though.
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IamnotJoe posted:Yeah but I get a big dick though. That you can't clean, gets all sort of crud/smegma up in it, and horse dick cancer is an actual thing!
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Jul 19, 2018 22:21
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Yeah but it's huge.
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Geez. That cancer line just reminded me about a recent death in my family. My mother's sister succumbed to skin cancer earlier this year. She had a series of small moles on her shoulder that she never got looked at until it was too late. It was a real bummer. My poor aunt, thought it was freckles and died.
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