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Did it just *throatslit* the camera???
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Jul 11, 2018 18:07
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ContraBoss posted:Did it just *throatslit* the camera??? Thats how you know he's an enemy and not a friendly crab friend 
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Jul 11, 2018 19:42
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eo5UhRcUpSM If you ever wondered what it looked like to be a crab.
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Jul 12, 2018 00:43
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Shot in portrait, shame crab.
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Jul 12, 2018 17:53
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Any good artists here? I want a new tattoo and I'd love to get a crab tat. Specifically a pacific red rock crab tat of with him throwing up the claws in a mildly stylized manner. Arms spread like this to give a pinch but with out the scummy human hand. Help my dream come true.
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Jul 12, 2018 22:29
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ekuNNN posted:Thats how you know he's an enemy and not a friendly crab friend ah yes, aldruhn e: crab-fest-under-skar is one of the best cornerclubs, period.
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Jul 14, 2018 05:55
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LingcodKilla posted:Any good artists here? I want a new tattoo and I'd love to get a crab tat. Specifically a pacific red rock crab tat of with him throwing up the claws in a mildly stylized manner. Where on your body?
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Jul 14, 2018 06:19
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Bust Rodd posted:Where on your body? Upper belly. Basically right under my heart.
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Jul 14, 2018 20:12
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Jul 15, 2018 20:53
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why can't the air force let the crab and shark be friends in peace
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Jul 16, 2018 06:45
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crab struck first, look at all those heroic pilots trapped underwater now
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Jul 16, 2018 06:55
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Jul 16, 2018 13:58
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LingcodKilla posted:Any good artists here? I want a new tattoo and I'd love to get a crab tat. Specifically a pacific red rock crab tat of with him throwing up the claws in a mildly stylized manner. 
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Jul 16, 2018 14:16
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LingcodKilla posted:Any good artists here? I want a new tattoo and I'd love to get a crab tat. Specifically a pacific red rock crab tat of with him throwing up the claws in a mildly stylized manner. The best recommendation I can make is to find a tattoo artist you like and commission their work. Good luck in your search, crab-friend!
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Jul 16, 2018 16:29
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some fun crab tattoos      and also this for the person in your life who loves crabs but has absolutely zero taste: 
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Jul 16, 2018 16:51
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Lol those claws remind me of 
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Jul 16, 2018 18:15
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 BREAKING: Eugene has new hat
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Jul 16, 2018 22:23
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my cat is norris posted:The best recommendation I can make is to find a tattoo artist you like and commission their work. Good luck in your search, crab-friend! The hardest part is is communicating to an artist. Having a rough out general idea to bring in worked for my prior tats. Though the goofy red crab that vieled posted my actually work for the general positioning. I'll just go crabbing and bring the artist a crab to study too. That worked for my lingcod tattoo.
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Jul 17, 2018 02:56
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LingcodKilla posted:The hardest part is is communicating to an artist. Having a rough out general idea to bring in worked for my prior tats. Though the goofy red crab that vieled posted my actually work for the general positioning. I'll just go crabbing and bring the artist a crab to study too. That worked for my lingcod tattoo. That took me six hours in ms paint you son of a bitch
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Jul 17, 2018 03:02
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LingcodKilla posted:I'll just go crabbing and bring the artist a crab to study too. That worked for my lingcod tattoo. Thats the correct way to do it. If I had a fuckin dime for every anatomically incorrect insect I've seen tattooed on someone's skin I'd be rich. Well I dunno about rich, but I'd have at least seven dollars
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Jul 17, 2018 03:25
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veiled boner fuel posted:That took me six hours in ms paint you son of a bitch Lol
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Jul 17, 2018 04:22
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A tragic,  crab tale from the olden days.
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Jul 19, 2018 04:05
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Mak0rz posted:
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Jul 19, 2018 04:10
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Mak0rz posted:
eugene owns bones Miss you, friend 
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Jul 19, 2018 05:11
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Man, Neptune is a dick.
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Jul 20, 2018 01:56
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From my Philly Punk days I can tell you that a loving metric shitload of Maryland punks have badass crab tattoos, it’s definitely a sign of love/respect for the homeland.
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Jul 20, 2018 03:33
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ContraBoss posted:eugene owns bones I'm here. Train liked the name so I picked it.
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Jul 20, 2018 03:55
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Wild T posted:I like to call it Lost Wages! You gotta get those ants and radioactive waste to the dump!
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Jul 20, 2018 04:02
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Crabs are cool and fun. Me and my ex girlfriend put some in a bucket and brought it back to our caravan when we went on holiday - I guess we wanted pets or something but for the life of I don't know why I'd do something so dumb. We put freshwater in there to keep them wet. We were loving morons. A lot of them died and I felt like a complete monster about it. She was stupid and I was too and I'll never stop feeling guilty about it My fiance would not torture a crab and I am smarter than that these days so I'm in a good place. People can change Oh let me not forget my essential Crab Story When I was a kid, say like 6 years old maybe, we had a fishtank full of tigerbarbs (I almost wrote tigerfish but they're scary fuckers - look them up and enjoy the nightmares) and plecostomus. My dad thought it was a good idea to buy some crabs, small ones, to put in the tank. So away he went, dropped those suckers in, me and my sister watched them be cool crabs until a fish got too close and BLAP the crab just cut the fuckers in half. It was a massacre and I just remember the fishtank filling up with blood and I had a massive hatred of crabs for a while. I don't now though. Thanks. Songbearer fucked around with this message at 04:24 on Jul 20, 2018 |
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Jul 20, 2018 04:20
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Songbearer posted:Crabs are cool and fun. Me and my ex girlfriend put some in a bucket and brought it back to our caravan when we went on holiday - I guess we wanted pets or something but for the life of I don't know why I'd do something so dumb. We put freshwater in there to keep them wet. We were loving morons. A lot of them died and I felt like a complete monster about it. She was stupid and I was too and I'll never stop feeling guilty about it No worries, friend. Many a crab have met their untimely demise, thanks to me, mostly stemming from my ignorance and neglect when I was younger. Nowadays, I try to make up for it in small amounts by educating people about crabs, especially pet crabs, and sharing how awesome they are in general. Definitely some of the most intelligent creatures among arthropods.
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Jul 20, 2018 04:32
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In 1910, Robert Falcon Scott's expedition to Antarctica stopped at uninhabited South Trinidad island to do research on the wildlife there. Aspley Cherry Garrard was on the expedition and in his book "The Worst Journey in the World" he has diary accounts of the guys who went on the island: "The crabs gathered round us in a circle,with their eyes turning towards us - as if they were waiting for us to die to come and eat us. One big fellow left his place in the circle and waddled up to my feet and examined my boots. First with one claw and then with the other he took a taste of my boot. He went away obviously disgusted : one could almost see him shake his head." .... "The land-crabs are little short of a nightmare. They peep out at you from every nook and boulder. Their dead staring eyes follow your every step as if to say, ' If only you will drop down we will do the rest.' To lie down and sleep on any part of the island would be suicidal. Of course, Knight had a specially cleared place with all sorts of precautions, otherwise he would never have survived these beasts, which even tried to nibble your boots as you stood — staring hard at you the whole time. One feature that would soon send a lonely man off his chump is that no matter how many are in sight they are all looking at you, and they follow step by step with a sickly deliberation. They are all yellow and pink, and next to spiders seem the most loathsome creatures on God's earth." Can't sleep. Crabs'll eat me.
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Jul 21, 2018 02:13
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You eat them before they eat you duh.
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Jul 21, 2018 12:08
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Can I get in on this here crab thread? I’ve had bunches as pets, hermits as a kid, a bunch in grad school, including what I think was a Chilean shore crab, fiddler crabs, Halloween crabs, and watermelon fiddler crabs. Also some of the regular pet store red claws and a few that I think were tiger/leopard, something like that (pet store recommendations did not end well on that one would love to try all of that again but availability in warmer climates seems to be curtailed over concerns about release into the natural habitat, it seems. I also have several crab tattoos, because they’re rad and I’m weird. Edit: only remaining picture of all of those mentioned above: https://m.imgur.com/a/mggIfim REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS fucked around with this message at 16:52 on Jul 21, 2018 |
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Jul 21, 2018 16:39
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REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS posted:Can I get in on this here crab thread? Hell yeah, welcome! That’s a good crabber there 
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Jul 21, 2018 16:58
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxNoa7yoAt4
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Jul 22, 2018 01:37
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Random crab factoid stuff: One of the neatest things I ever saw about crabs was a group of scientists/mathematicians who figured out that crabs’ legs work according to a mathematical formula, which is how they are so maneuverable (omni-directional but also hard to take down). They were looking at making mechanized versions, I think, it was on Netflix or something a while back, not finding anything for it now though. Also, has anyone ever been on a beach boardwalk around mudflats at low tide? I did once or twice in/near Charleston and hundreds/thousands of fiddler crabs moving in unison makes a very impressive and distinct sound. And Planet Earth 2 has some great crab stuff too, except for the update on Christmas Island. Those invasive ants can go to hell
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Jul 23, 2018 00:27
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You bought both, right?
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obviously. i wear them on my hands, run up to people and yell "NEED A LIGHT?"
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