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Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Pingiivi posted:

Dang it Bobby!

To be honest, Hank Hill would have been a better AI than Cortana.

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RickVoid
Oct 21, 2010

Iron Crowned posted:

To be honest, Hank Hill would have been a better AI than Cortana.

Now there's a Halo mod the world needs.

The MUMPSorceress
Jan 6, 2012


^SHTPSTS

Gary’s Answer

Pingiivi posted:

Dang it Bobby!

dammit, i wanted to make that post

Zaphod42
Sep 13, 2012

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.

Goddamn, is that supposed to be the chief, or is that some buddy of his or something? What the hell.

Rotten Red Rod
Mar 5, 2002

Zaphod42 posted:

Goddamn, is that supposed to be the chief, or is that some buddy of his or something? What the hell.

It's supposed to be the tattoo recipient's kid brother who committed suicide

https://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/8zym48/to_honor_my_little_brother_who_lost_his_battle_to/e2mr20g/

Zaphod42
Sep 13, 2012

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.

Yeah I figured it was a tribute to somebody who died.

Its got the classic "I don't know how lighting works so I'm shading everything, also unevenly and inconsistently" style

Twitch
Apr 15, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

It's not pictures of dead black people or photos of children, at least. Which are both things that managed to have subreddits for months, if not years before being banned.

synthetik
Feb 28, 2007

I forgive you, Will. Will you forgive me?

poo poo, I kinda feel bad for posting it not that I know that, but it’s really not a good tattoo. Does the meaning behind a tattoo absolve some of the technical problems in it?

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

Not in this thread, that’s for sure.

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

synthetik posted:

poo poo, I kinda feel bad for posting it not that I know that, but it’s really not a good tattoo. Does the meaning behind a tattoo absolve some of the technical problems in it?

It absolves the tattoo recipient of their hasty choice in artist, but not the artist themself.

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense



At least they could have made it look like he didn’t have hair plugs

Rotten Red Rod
Mar 5, 2002

synthetik posted:

poo poo, I kinda feel bad for posting it not that I know that, but it’s really not a good tattoo. Does the meaning behind a tattoo absolve some of the technical problems in it?

Eh there's already a ton of Reddit drama for that exact reason so you're not the first or remotely the worst to point out it's not a good tattoo.

dpack_1
Mar 23, 2009

Let another's wounds be your warning

Pastry of the Year posted:

everyone should get my username and avatar tattooed on them, to own the libs

Why would I want some Doritos tattooed on me though?

rockcity
Jan 16, 2004

Ah drat, it's not him then. I had to double check the spelling on his plate, it is in fact the same though.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

dpack_1 posted:

Why would I want some Doritos tattooed on me though?

It's one of those things where you don't realize how much you wanted it until you have it.

ricketyvickyt
Sep 9, 2010

‘Rainbow pride colours to be added next week’

These are all part of a sleeve...






REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS
Oct 3, 2003

What do you think it means, bitch?

ricketyvickyt posted:


‘Rainbow pride colours to be added next week’

These are all part of a sleeve...




Some people like their vomit colorful

ricketyvickyt
Sep 9, 2010
This person bought themselves a tattoo ‘gun’ and did stuff on themselves

ricketyvickyt
Sep 9, 2010

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS posted:

Some people like their vomit colorful

The back piece and the sleeve are on the same person. That person makes me roll my eyes and thank god that I’m not the kind of lesbian that feels the need cover myself in rainbows.

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh


I'm the long, torpedo tit opposite of the small, hair-covered tit.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Seize the... carp?

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

More like “fish the day” I guess, but even then no.

Johnny Truant
Jul 22, 2008




Mammal Sauce posted:

I'm the long, torpedo tit opposite of the small, hair-covered tit.

I'm her one leg

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
I'm the waist that's as narrow as the head

nerve
Jan 2, 2011

SKA SUCKS
im the hair that doubles in width after it passes behind the leg

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Mammal Sauce posted:

I'm the long, torpedo tit opposite of the small, hair-covered tit.

I'm the optical illusion of a third tit. Maybe she's supposed to be Eccentrica Gallumbits, the Triple Breasted Whore of Eroticon 6.

Qwertycoatl
Dec 31, 2008

I'm the no foot

Thin Privilege
Jul 8, 2009
IM A STUPID MORON WITH AN UGLY FACE AND A BIG BUTT AND MY BUTT SMELLS AND I LIKE TO KISS MY OWN BUTT
Gravy Boat 2k
I’m the boobs that have different sizes and impossible height/perkiness for an adult, even an adult with implants or elective perkiness surgery.

E: one is like an A cup and the other is like a G cup

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

Thin Privilege posted:

I’m the boobs that have different sizes and impossible height/perkiness for an adult, even an adult with implants or elective perkiness surgery.

E: one is like an A cup and the other is like a G cup

And listing off to the side...

(o) (. o)

Edit: that breast is bigger because it is almost fully grown. It is trying to leave the host body to go frolic with the other adult breasts in the next pasture over.

Bored has a new favorite as of 09:06 on Jul 24, 2018

Axeman Jim
Nov 21, 2010

The Canadians replied that they would rather ride a moose.

I can't see this as anything other than a vomiting hamster and now neither can you.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Axeman Jim posted:

I can't see this as anything other than a vomiting hamster and now neither can you.

Fuuuuuuuck

WeaponX
Jul 28, 2008



Axeman Jim posted:

I can't see this as anything other than a vomiting hamster and now neither can you.

vomiting for infinity. sick.

ricketyvickyt
Sep 9, 2010

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!





So what happens when they have more kids?

nerve
Jan 2, 2011

SKA SUCKS

Just dreadful

Johnny Truant
Jul 22, 2008




Aiden's got a hosed up looking hand

Relyssa
Jul 29, 2012



Johnny Truant posted:

Aiden's got a hosed up looking hand

That's a foot, my dude.

Johnny Truant
Jul 22, 2008




Kaethela posted:

That's a foot, my dude.

:psypop:

ricketyvickyt
Sep 9, 2010
What a waste of a back!



This is worse than when people have this quote on their living room walls which seems to be all the rage at the moment.


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disaster pastor
May 1, 2007


ricketyvickyt posted:

This is worse than when people have this quote on their living room walls which seems to be all the rage at the moment.


However, I'm now in favor of people having this picture of this quote on their living room walls.

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