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venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

I am mentally ill and also love beef jerky. Checks out.

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AKA Pseudonym
May 16, 2004

A dashing and sophisticated young man
Doctor Rope
Jerky really lends itself to compulsive eating which people are maybe prone to do if their feeling a bit keyed up?

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

Krankenstyle posted:

im mentally ill & hungry so if you wanna, just email me some jerky
Attached: Jalapeno_Jerky.jrk

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Before I lose this derail, I'm visiting family in texas soon and would like to take some jerky back to the heathen middle east, any recommendations for easily purchased stuff?

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

That is the grossest looking jerky I've ever seen.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Splicer posted:

Attached: Jalapeno_Jerky.jrk

Got any extra teriyaki?

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

Zil posted:

Got any extra teriyaki?
*indistinctly* Nah anymarh

evobatman
Jul 30, 2006

it means nothing, but says everything!
Pillbug
I will take one for the team and eat all the surplus jerky to save the rest of you.

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

evobatman posted:

I will take one for the team and eat all the surplus jerky to save the rest of you.

there is no surplus jerky because that implies that we have more jerky than we need

Goober Peas
Jun 30, 2007

Check out my 'Vette, bro


Knormal posted:

That is the grossest looking jerky I've ever seen.

We must not be mentally ill. That looks like dried dog poo poo. Literally.

GIANT OUIJA BOARD
Aug 22, 2011

177 Years of Your Dick
All
Night
Non
Stop
Driven mad by that fiery fatty jerky

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


If you’re licensed to make jerkey, are you licensed to ill?

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


The Men Who Wear Fitbits to Track Their Coke Benders

Veni Vidi Ameche!
Nov 2, 2017

by Fluffdaddy

“If my heart rate gets too low, I take a nap.”

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Now kitty with the mews!

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

Veni Vidi Ameche! posted:

“If my heart rate gets too low, I take a nap.”

For context, this comment is about taking benzos, "especially if I've been drinking." :shepface:

alf_pogs
Feb 15, 2012


Absurd Alhazred posted:

Now kitty with the mews!

10/10

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Real-life Breaking Cat News!

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Fed Up With Mortal Men, Women Are Having Sex with Ghosts

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Fox & Friends wanted to get that pro-ICE Democrat on their show, got a different and very anti-ICE Democrat instead.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2mqVnD4N9UU

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!



Be right back babe. Where do you keep the sharp knives?

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Whow! I'm out of this ghost sex pact, I don't want the prez looking at my dead incorporeal form , total boner killer.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


The Badass thread is over there friend.
:cool:

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

Anne Rice and Star Trek tried to warn us.

Leave
Feb 7, 2012

Taking the term "Koopaling" to a whole new level since 2016.

The incels are going to start killing themselves in droves when they hear about this.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Leavemywife posted:

The incels are going to start killing themselves in droves when they hear about this.

Zanzibar Ham
Mar 17, 2009

You giving me the cold shoulder? How cruel.


Grimey Drawer
Any incel that kills themselves to have sex as a ghost is a fool.

There's so many much cooler ghosts, who'd have sex with one that's incel?

Collateral Damage
Jun 13, 2009

Zanzibar Ham posted:

Any incel that kills themselves to have sex as a ghost is a fool.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_r-lNwtmZk4

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

Zanzibar Ham posted:

Any incel that kills themselves to have sex as a ghost is a fool.

There's so many much cooler ghosts, who'd have sex with one that's incel?

Behind each man stands thirty ghosts. How can you compete with those odds?

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus


Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

Ghost Leviathan posted:

Behind each man stands thirty ghosts. How can you compete with those odds?
Oh thank god you see them too?

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

Splicer posted:

Oh thank god you see them too?

See them? Oh, no...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3brzUImE8EY

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Leavemywife posted:

The incels are going to start killing themselves in droves when they hear about this.

I think when they picture themselves scoring it's generally not with the fat Wiccan type

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Phlegmish posted:

the fat Wiccan type

you can just say "goons" we'll know what you mean

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


The Bloop posted:

you can just say "goons" we'll know what you mean

Are goons generally Wiccan?

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

ultrafilter posted:

Are goons generally Wiccan?

Heathens.

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Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer
I’d say “alcoholic nihilists” fits best

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