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Doc Hawkins posted:Prana-bindu training.
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SubponticatePoster posted:Pretty much all the Bene Gesserit training. Truthsense, Voice, you name it. Yeah but they said "one piece." Actually, I'd like to change my answer to the Missionaria Protectiva.
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Samuel L. Hacksaw posted:IIRC it's a genetically modified human woman that is essentially a growth vat for tleilaxu genetic experiments. I want to make chairdogs. And space drugs, and clone my dead girlfriend. *extremely scytale impression* buddy, they won't even let me gently caress it
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Arrhythmia posted:*extremely scytale impression* buddy, they won't even let me gently caress it
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I got your weirding module right here *points at groin with both index fingers*
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turn left hillary!! noo posted:I got your weirding module right here *points at groin with both index fingers* In that it's weird looking and detachable 
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Samuel L. Hacksaw posted:IIRC it's a genetically modified human woman that is essentially a growth vat for tleilaxu genetic experiments. I want to make chairdogs. And space drugs, and clone my dead girlfriend. It's Tuesday, and old Frank the axlotl maintenance guy has to wash out Tank #33742457, they were growing a batch of spice but something went wrong and samples came out anise flavored instead of cinnamon. He's walking down the aisle of twenty-foot tall flesh spheres, pulling a pressure washer and carrying a bucket full of sponges, spray bottles full of chemicals, and a squeegee. Just another day on the job. He reaches his assigned tank, and wonders again why they made the entrance so small and surrounded by hair. But he gloves up anyways, he knows the trick to get in through that small entrance and by break time he'll have that tank spic-'n-span. On his way out he reaches up and rubs the little button over the door until the tank starts quivering. He doesn't know the real reason he was taught to do that, but he figures it's just for good luck. He gathers his tools, lights a spice cigarette, and heads off to find a pot of coffee and a quiet place to take his lunch break.
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I'm going to print out ten thousand copies of that post and burn you to death on top of a pyre of them.
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Murray Mantoinette posted:I'm going to print out ten thousand copies of that post and burn you to death on top of a pyre of them. You know, that's entirely fair and I would allow it to happen.
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rndmnmbr posted:It's Tuesday, and old Frank the axlotl maintenance guy has to wash out Tank #33742457, they were growing a batch of spice but something went wrong and samples came out anise flavored instead of cinnamon. He's walking down the aisle of twenty-foot tall flesh spheres, pulling a pressure washer and carrying a bucket full of sponges, spray bottles full of chemicals, and a squeegee. Just another day on the job. He reaches his assigned tank, and wonders again why they made the entrance so small and surrounded by hair. But he gloves up anyways, he knows the trick to get in through that small entrance and by break time he'll have that tank spic-'n-span. 
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I want a Dune Blue Stripe Logs article now. I didn't know that I needed this in my life before, but I do now.
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Farmer Crack-rear end posted:I want a Dune Blue Stripe Logs article now. I didn't know that I needed this in my life before, but I do now.
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Murray Mantoinette posted:I'm going to print out ten thousand copies of that post and burn you to death on top of a pyre of them. This post, with the completely necessary context of the one that preceded it, is my favorite of the year so far
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Halloween Jack posted:The glossary at the back of Dune mentions ships designed to Constructicon themselves together and attack strongpoints by falling on them. I think Paul mentions them once, in passing. It never comes up again. I love the dune glossary
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 “I’m a PC” “And I’m a Mac” *gets beaten to death by hundreds of frantic future-luddite technojihadis*
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Murray Mantoinette posted:
Really dodged a bullet, there
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rndmnmbr posted:It's Tuesday, and old Frank the axlotl maintenance guy has to wash out Tank #33742457, they were growing a batch of spice but something went wrong and samples came out anise flavored instead of cinnamon. He's walking down the aisle of twenty-foot tall flesh spheres, pulling a pressure washer and carrying a bucket full of sponges, spray bottles full of chemicals, and a squeegee. Just another day on the job. He reaches his assigned tank, and wonders again why they made the entrance so small and surrounded by hair. But he gloves up anyways, he knows the trick to get in through that small entrance and by break time he'll have that tank spic-'n-span. There is a place that is terrifying to us
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My dad avoided the "what are axlotl tanks" questions over the years with the deftness of a mentat. I read the dune series for the first time around the release of Emperor: Battle For Dune and in fact that game is likely why i finally read the series. I basically crashed open his door while reading heretics screaming at him like this horrifying thing was his fault lol
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rndmnmbr posted:It's Tuesday, and old Frank the axlotl maintenance guy has to wash out Tank #33742457, they were growing a batch of spice but something went wrong and samples came out anise flavored instead of cinnamon. He's walking down the aisle of twenty-foot tall flesh spheres, pulling a pressure washer and carrying a bucket full of sponges, spray bottles full of chemicals, and a squeegee. Just another day on the job. He reaches his assigned tank, and wonders again why they made the entrance so small and surrounded by hair. But he gloves up anyways, he knows the trick to get in through that small entrance and by break time he'll have that tank spic-'n-span. ah, so THIS is what's in the place i dare not look
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I would like to express my feelings beyond a quote with a witty dune line. I love that disgusting interpretation of the tanks
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I guess Villeneuve has found his Muad'Dib. https://twitter.com/DuneAuthor/status/1019037122865422336
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My guess is picking an obscure French-American actor in his mid-20s who looks the part and is known for roles in good art films is better than dressing up John Travolta. TRAVOLTA IS MUAD'DIB.
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But he might be a good beast rabban
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Alec Baldwin in his Trump impression (actually this sounds terrible)
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Testikles posted:I want to know who will be the baron patton "the bloodguzzler" oswalt
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Farmer Crack-rear end posted:patton "the bloodguzzler" oswalt Patton Oswalt as Yueh, only when Jessica finds out his wife is dead she doesn’t believe the Harkonnens killed her and just starts posting online about how he did it himself.
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Testikles posted:I want to know who will be the baron Just get the guy who did it in the miniseries. There's no topping him anyway.
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Murray Mantoinette posted:Fingers crossed for Helen Mirren as RM Mohiam Testikles posted:
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SubponticatePoster posted:Kull wahad. Ian McKellan for Shaddam. *saxophone plays as the camera pans around a small table with Rabban, Feyd, Piter and then the Baron*
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