Bajaj posted:

https://nextshark.com/chinese-girl-escalator-bleeds-head-stuck/

You know how they have those plastic things between escalators and walls so people don't get their heads cut off or arms broken? This is why. Look at the images to see this dumb rear end kid.

Bajaj posted:

Chinese Woman Brain D‌ea‌d Days After Being Bit‌te‌n by Venomous Snake She Bought Online

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Chinese Employees Eat Off Urinal to Show How Clean Company’s Toilets Are
In a bid to show how clean they keep their toilets, a Chinese company made a peculiar demonstration involvin employees eating food off a urinal.

Workers at Tenfu Group, a firm in Zhangpu county, Fujian province which specializes in tea products, were shown in a video eating mochi, or glutinous rice balls, placed in a urinal by a manager, MailOnline reports.

The widely shared footage also shows the company’s deputy general manager adding some sweet toppings and tossing the desserts around with her hands.

“Look, I’ve tossed it around for about 20 times, now, let me be the first one to eat it,” the manager said before eating one rice ball.

Other employees are then seen picking up the dessert and eating them confidently. The staff also set up a dining table inside the toilet and shared a meal together.
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“I often wash the toilets until they don’t smell anymore,” she was quoted as saying. “If you accidentally dropped your food in the urinal, you can still pick it up and eat it.”

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Buddhists Free Thousands of Fish Into Lake for Ceremony, Locals Immediately Catch Them With Nets
A group of humanitarians released thousands of fish into a lake in Shenyang, Liaoning Province, China in an act called fangsheng (放生) which means “releasing life.”

The religious practice, which involves saving animals from markets and then releasing them back into the wild, is often done by Buddhists to gain merits from the heavens.

However, the noble deed was quickly hijacked by another group of people who were already waiting on the other side of the lake.

Upon learning that around 10,000 fish were being released that day, locals armed with nets went over Dingxiang Lake and helped themselves for an easy catch.

Video footage circulating Chinese social media captured the argument between the two parties. But the pleas of the Buddhists fell on deaf ears as the locals proceeded to capture the recently released fish.

Fangsheng events in the past have also been raided by locals who took the opportunity.

According to Shanghaiist, local officials have explained that releasing too many fish at once into the water can also cause problems such as an incident in 2013 when 250 kilos of dead fish washed ashore in Shanghai.

Jawdins posted:

Is Taiwan Chinese yet?

Jawdins posted:

Is Taiwan Chinese yet?

McGavin posted:

She sounds like she was also brain dead before she got bitten by the snake.

BrainDance posted:

It's illegal to ship live animals here? Is that why they're packaged so poorly and keep showing up dead? To hide that there's a live animal inside?

My Imaginary GF posted:

perhaps they should ship with an oxygen generator in package.

oohhboy posted:

Now you have a highly flammable, almost explosively box with a live animal in it.

BrainDance posted:

They're probably explosive when they show up dead too.

I'm not ordering live animals, for the record. Friend tried to buy a squirrel and they kept shipping boxes of squirrels to him. Told him to always just take a video of opening it because if he could prove it was dead on arrival they'd ship out another for free. It took so many tries before he got a live one, and the unboxings were nasty. They ship it with a little thing of food and that's basically it.

When he finally got a live one it suicided out his window

BrainDance posted:

They're probably explosive when they show up dead too.

I'm not ordering live animals, for the record. Friend tried to buy a squirrel and they kept shipping boxes of squirrels to him. Told him to always just take a video of opening it because if he could prove it was dead on arrival they'd ship out another for free. It took so many tries before he got a live one, and the unboxings were nasty. They ship it with a little thing of food and that's basically it.

When he finally got a live one it suicided out his window

Pirate Radar posted:

What the gently caress

Geisladisk posted:

Why would you want a squirrel?

Why would you want a squirrel bad enough that you are willing to put up with being sent multiple boxes of dead squirrels on the off chance that it might contain a live squirrel?

BrainDance posted:

Geisladisk posted:

Why would you want a squirrel?

BrainDance posted:

I just assumed they were normal pets in China. I haven't seen any wild ones to catch. Though I've only really been around Zhengzhou, Luoyang and Kaifeng, maybe there aren't many wild squirrels here?

Jeoh posted:

HENAAAAAAAAAN

Jeoh posted:

HENAAAAAAAAAN

Bajaj posted:

Lesson on diffirense between China and England speaker countries.

Engelish: xxxBigPussyEater420xxx

China: AAAWochichimao520AAA

BrainDance posted:

They're probably explosive when they show up dead too.

I'm not ordering live animals, for the record. Friend tried to buy a squirrel and they kept shipping boxes of squirrels to him. Told him to always just take a video of opening it because if he could prove it was dead on arrival they'd ship out another for free. It took so many tries before he got a live one, and the unboxings were nasty. They ship it with a little thing of food and that's basically it.

When he finally got a live one it suicided out his window

420 Gank Mid posted:

is 520 the weed number in China?