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Cythereal
Nov 8, 2009

I love the potoo,
and the potoo loves you.

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withak
Jan 15, 2003


Fun Shoe
Not all workplaces have the same hazards. She put too much back into tossing that guy at the table, should have thrown more from the legs.

https://twitter.com/_FloridaMan/status/1020483099795210240

mllaneza
Apr 28, 2007

Veteran, Bermuda Triangle Expeditionary Force, 1993-1952




Zil posted:

:kimchi:
That is a dog who found his first bump of cocaine.

That looks like a Golden Retriever/Yellow Labrador cross (too shaggy to be a plain Lab). That dog is high as gently caress all the time.

deoju
Jul 11, 2004

All the pieces matter.
Nap Ghost
RE: how can DUKWs still be legal?
Fear of reduced tourism and well placed campaign contributions. They aren't safe, but they make money for the right people so they get exempted from every reasonable law. Source: Living near-ish to the Wisconin Dells.

withak
Jan 15, 2003


Fun Shoe

mllaneza posted:

That looks like a Golden Retriever/Yellow Labrador cross (too shaggy to be a plain Lab). That dog is high as gently caress all the time.

Actually they are just exceptionally good dogs.

The Locator
Sep 12, 2004

Out here, everything hurts.





withak posted:

Not all workplaces have the same hazards. She put too much back into tossing that guy at the table, should have thrown more from the legs.

https://twitter.com/_FloridaMan/status/1020483099795210240

Dude caught a sexual battery charge for that too, after being humiliated by that woman!

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Chinese girl gets her head stuck between the wall and the escalator :stare:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yVLQHoQIJPo
https://nextshark.com/chinese-girl-escalator-bleeds-head-stuck/

So that's why there's always a plastic thing or rounded metal thing in those corners

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

florida man is the worst

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

ekuNNN posted:

Chinese girl gets her head stuck between the wall and the escalator :stare:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yVLQHoQIJPo
https://nextshark.com/chinese-girl-escalator-bleeds-head-stuck/

So that's why there's always a plastic thing or rounded metal thing in those corners

I like how everyone else just runs away from her because they just realized that they're on a Chinese escalator and THEY'RE NEXT.

Potrzebie
Apr 6, 2010

I may not know what I'm talking about, but I sure love cops! ^^ Boy, but that boot is just yummy!
Lipstick Apathy

Ornamental Dingbat posted:

I like how everyone else just runs away from her because they just realized that they're on a Chinese escalator and THEY'RE NEXT.

Or they run away to not get blamed for the accident. China is a special place.

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
I bet she wouldn't do it again in the future!

The Locator posted:

Dude caught a sexual battery charge for that too, after being humiliated by that woman!
Well, maybe that's his fetish.

Skippy McPants
Mar 19, 2009

https://i.imgur.com/AX1hpAT.gifv

BlankIsBeautiful
Apr 4, 2008

Feeling a little inadequate?

Kinda of a related funny story, I moved to Cleveland, OH from uber-podunk SW Ohio in 1985, to seek fame and fortune. I had just walked out of a job interview at a company on Superior Ave. in Cleveland, just a 100 or so yards away from where the Sohio Building (... at that time. It was later called the BP Building after BP's Sohio buyout, and now the Huntington building, but I still call it the BP building). Weirdly, standing on the street, smoking a cigarette, I run into a HS friend who had just graduated with me four years earlier. While laughing and talking, I was watching the final construction on the skyscraper out of the corner of my eye, because, gently caress I've never seen anything like this before. They were hauling huge granite slabs with a roof mounted crane, up about 3/4 of the building's height, and somehow attaching them to the outside. I was literally mid-sentence talking with this friend when one of the slabs broke free of the crane and fell. I remember watching it drop absolutely perfectly straight down, right on top of the flatbed truck that was carrying it. It missed the tractor, but the flatbed, was, well, literally as flat as it could possibly be. To this day, I'm still amazed I was in the right place at the right time to witness that.

The building in question:

BlankIsBeautiful fucked around with this message at 09:42 on Jul 21, 2018

Grem
Mar 29, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 25 days!

deoju posted:

RE: how can DUKWs still be legal?
Fear of reduced tourism and well placed campaign contributions. They aren't safe, but they make money for the right people so they get exempted from every reasonable law. Source: Living near-ish to the Wisconin Dells.

Didn't one sink just a year or two ago?

Warbadger
Jun 17, 2006

Grem posted:

Didn't one sink just a year or two ago?

Like a year ago, yeah. The things have very little freeboard and tend to sink quickly once they take on water. That makes them dangerous in either collisions (in the opposite way that they are dangerous in traffic collisions!) or any significant waves. So this happens from time to time.

mostlygray
Nov 1, 2012

BURY ME AS I LIVED, A FREE MAN ON THE CLUTCH

Sorry, "Mae West". The WWII inflatable life vests.

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones

The Locator posted:

Dude caught a sexual battery charge for that too, after being humiliated by that woman!

Plus he got arrested in front of his wife and two young kids.

evil_bunnY
Apr 2, 2003

withak posted:

Not all workplaces have the same hazards. She put too much back into tossing that guy at the table, should have thrown more from the legs.

https://twitter.com/_FloridaMan/status/1020483099795210240
What she lacked in technique she made up for with mettle.

The Locator posted:

Dude caught a sexual battery charge for that too, after being humiliated by that woman!
:kiss:

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches

agreed

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Syrian Lannister posted:

Plus he got arrested in front of his wife and two young kids.

Wait - he sexually assaulted a young woman directly in front of his wife and children?

Goddamn, that's a special class of scum.

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench

Megillah Gorilla posted:

Wait - he sexually assaulted a young woman directly in front of his wife and children?

Goddamn, that's a special class of scum.

quote:

Florida Man

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches
:smithfrog:

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit
I am bigoted against people living in, and from, Florida.

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches
when we are sunken like atlantis remember us friend

Vanagoon
Jan 20, 2008


Best Dead Gay Forums
on the whole Internet!
What, no
?


Florida: You know you suck when even the rest of the south doesn't want you.

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches
i have chosen poorly :smithfrog:

Vanagoon
Jan 20, 2008


Best Dead Gay Forums
on the whole Internet!

sneakyfrog posted:

i have chosen poorly :smithfrog:

Hey now I live in Memphis, TN. There's no way that wherever it is that you live is as much of an intellectually bankrupt cultural backwater as Memphis. Not no way not no how!

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches
orlando is a town that thinks its a city because disney so i dunno :shrug:

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


sneakyfrog posted:

when we are sunken like atlantis remember us friend

So in about a year or so?

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches
within 100ish i think 25-50 on the cynic scale

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench

I made that post while sitting in Florida, and I'm still in the state for a few more hours. I'm just here for work.

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo

sneakyfrog posted:

i have chosen poorly :smithfrog:

If you weren't there who'd rescue the dogs?

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

Sagebrush posted:

With a similar attrition rate I'm sure

Give the passengers Purple Hearts, problem solved

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Wingnut Ninja
Jan 11, 2003

Mostly Harmless
There's a hell of an endorsement. "Crisco: you're physically capable of digesting it."

e: also, eew.

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
That ad manages to use the word "digestible" five different times.

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
Taco Bell... it's digestible!!!

Kith
Sep 17, 2009

You never learn anything
by doing it right.


GreyjoyBastard posted:

i was in abject terror of this being a combination dog gif and conveyor belt osha gif :ohdear:

I would never. I only post people getting hurt when they're fully grown idiot adults that completely deserve it. Case in point:

https://i.imgur.com/7pQAbqk.mp4

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Digest the Bomb.
Digestible Orange.
Bruce Digestible.
Digestible Hard. Die Digestible.
One Flew over Digestible Nest.

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chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

SelenicMartian posted:

One Flew over Digestible Nest.

Man, Chinese food has gotten weird lately.

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