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frankenfreak: Feb 16, 2007; I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

Since it just came up in another thread:

# ? Jul 21, 2018 23:05

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# ? May 24, 2024 18:16

Rookoo: Jul 24, 2007

zegermans posted:

The freakout about that Rolling Stone cover with Tsarnaev claiming it glamorized him even though it called him a monster in the headline

Like it was their fault that he was hot

Come to think of it, the entire Boston Bombing response was hilarious, from the complete illegal martial law the police declared trying to find him, to the fact that he was caught alive entirely by accident because the police are such bad shots they failed to kill him before cameras arrived, to everyone rallying around Boston and coming together over the tragedy equivalent of a relatively bad car accident

Oh hey, it's his birthday today. Wonder if the guards wish him happy birthday over on death row.

# ? Jul 22, 2018 00:45

GWBBQ: Jan 2, 2005

I don't even know where to post this, but the president of Ecuador is in the UK speaking at the 2018 Global Disability Summit (he was crippled and left wheelchair-bound in a robbery attempt in 1998) but The Intercept is reporting that he will be finalizing an agreement to end Julian Assange's asylum at the embassy and turn him over to UK authorities.

# ? Jul 22, 2018 05:37

hallebarrysoetoro: Jun 14, 2003

kwame kilpatrick: the ur-trump

its like a john galt speech length worth of poo poo on wikipedia and it barely scratches the surface of all the hilariously corrupt poo poo he did while in office

# ? Jul 22, 2018 05:44

Filthy Hans: Jun 27, 2008; by Fluffdaddy
(and can't post for 10 years!)

four of Illinois' last seven governors went to jail

# ? Jul 22, 2018 08:19

Ramrod Hotshot: May 30, 2003

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2003_invasion_of_Iraq#Prelude_to_the_invasion

quote:

While there had been some earlier talk of action against Iraq, the Bush administration waited until September 2002 to call for action, with White House Chief of Staff Andrew Card saying, "From a marketing point of view, you don't introduce new products in August."

# ? Jul 22, 2018 15:57

tinstaach: Aug 3, 2010; MAGNetic AttITUDE

hallebarrysoetoro posted:

kwame kilpatrick: the ur-trump

its like a john galt speech length worth of poo poo on wikipedia and it barely scratches the surface of all the hilariously corrupt poo poo he did while in office

up to and including having the cops murder a stripper who saw too much

# ? Jul 22, 2018 16:12

MikeCrotch: Nov 5, 2011; I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

GWBBQ posted:

I don't even know where to post this, but the president of Ecuador is in the UK speaking at the 2018 Global Disability Summit (he was crippled and left wheelchair-bound in a robbery attempt in 1998) but The Intercept is reporting that he will be finalizing an agreement to end Julian Assange's asylum at the embassy and turn him over to UK authorities.

just walking into Assange's room every day like, "so, thought about getting a job at all? Found this apartment for rent, looks pretty cheap huh"

# ? Jul 22, 2018 20:34

WhiskeyJuvenile: Feb 15, 2002; by Nyc_Tattoo

# ? Jul 23, 2018 01:20

quite stretched out: Feb 17, 2011; the chillest

zegermans posted:

The freakout about that Rolling Stone cover with Tsarnaev claiming it glamorized him even though it called him a monster in the headline

Like it was their fault that he was hot

Come to think of it, the entire Boston Bombing response was hilarious, from the complete illegal martial law the police declared trying to find him, to the fact that he was caught alive entirely by accident because the police are such bad shots they failed to kill him before cameras arrived, to everyone rallying around Boston and coming together over the tragedy equivalent of a relatively bad car accident

also reddit declared a bunch of innocent unrelated people to be the suspects of the bombing lol

# ? Jul 23, 2018 01:51

Shaffness: Jan 15, 2001

WhiskeyJuvenile posted:

Is this by the same guy the did the amazing comic of hippies driving a wooden stake through Reagan's heart at his funeral. I love that one.

# ? Jul 23, 2018 02:04

MaxxBot: Oct 6, 2003; you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!

Shaffness posted:

Is this by the same guy the did the amazing comic of hippies driving a wooden stake through Reagan's heart at his funeral. I love that one.

Yep it's Tim Krieder

# ? Jul 23, 2018 02:06

Feldegast42: Oct 29, 2011; COMMENCE THE RITE OF SHITPOSTING

quite stretched out posted:

also reddit declared a bunch of innocent unrelated people to be the suspects of the bombing lol

And possibly drove one of them to go kill themselves

# ? Jul 23, 2018 03:43

Peanut President: Nov 5, 2008; by Athanatos

Shaffness posted:

Is this by the same guy the did the amazing comic of hippies driving a wooden stake through Reagan's heart at his funeral. I love that one.

he also did this one

# ? Jul 23, 2018 04:02

frankenfreak: Feb 16, 2007; I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

# ? Jul 23, 2018 06:30

Baloogan: Dec 5, 2004; Fun Shoe

https://twitter.com/hillaryclinton/status/631538115514007553?lang=en

# ? Jul 23, 2018 09:00

frankenfreak: Feb 16, 2007; I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

# ? Jul 23, 2018 09:05

Shaffness: Jan 15, 2001

frankenfreak posted:

If this is accurate that's umm... Bad.

# ? Jul 23, 2018 17:19

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

Shaffness posted:

If this is accurate that's umm... Bad.

oh there's a whole thread full of fun graphs for you here

https://twitter.com/AustenAllred/status/981723572665274373

# ? Jul 23, 2018 17:20

tinstaach: Aug 3, 2010; MAGNetic AttITUDE

Peanut President posted:

he also did this one

and http://www.thepaincomics.com/guns%20are%20for%20pussies.jpg

I guess Trump's doing a rally in Illinois, unfortunately it's nowhere near Chicago, where IIRC black Bernie supporters literally ran him out of town, and decorumites wrung their hands about it for weeks

# ? Jul 23, 2018 17:29

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

# ? Jul 23, 2018 18:43

Zerg Mans: Oct 19, 2006

Shaffness posted:

Is this by the same guy the did the amazing comic of hippies driving a wooden stake through Reagan's heart at his funeral. I love that one.

also the "protest is useless in the face of unshamable evil" star wars analogy

back on topic though,

https://twitter.com/jysexton/status/884798748152483840?lang=en

# ? Jul 23, 2018 18:52

Homeless Friend: Jul 16, 2007

# ? Jul 24, 2018 05:43

megalodong: Mar 11, 2008

https://twitter.com/thedailybeast/status/656400082661691392

# ? Jul 24, 2018 06:50

bitterandtwisted: Sep 4, 2006

The Tory Power Stance

# ? Jul 24, 2018 10:37

sub supau: Aug 28, 2007

bitterandtwisted posted:

The Tory Power Stance

is this big dick energy?

# ? Jul 24, 2018 11:03

Filthy Hans: Jun 27, 2008; by Fluffdaddy
(and can't post for 10 years!)

bitterandtwisted posted:

The Tory Power Stance

that third dork is particularly bad at this, he doesn't have his weight centered so he looks insecure and also he looks like he's been sitting at a desk all day without taking his jacket off first

# ? Jul 24, 2018 11:32

Sticky Nate: Jan 9, 2012

Homeless Friend posted:

did he not see the zipper on the front of the hoodie

# ? Jul 24, 2018 12:55

Doktor Avalanche: Dec 30, 2008

Sticky Nate posted:

did he not see the zipper on the front of the hoodie

lol if you think that wasn't the first time he saw a hoodie at all

# ? Jul 24, 2018 13:12

A Handed Missus: Aug 6, 2012

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

also, Jeb! got three delegates in the Republican primary

A Handed Missus has issued a correction as of 14:52 on Jul 24, 2018

# ? Jul 24, 2018 13:23

WampaLord: Jan 14, 2010

A Handed Missus posted:

also, Jeb! got three delegates in the Republican primary

By spending $160 million

# ? Jul 24, 2018 18:04

GalacticAcid: Apr 8, 2013; NEW YORK VALUES

WampaLord posted:

By spending $160 million

rofl, was that the worst dollar-to-delegate ratio in history? it has to be, right?

# ? Jul 24, 2018 18:06

logikv9: Mar 5, 2009; Ham Wrangler

Listen DVD players for every voter doesn't come cheap

# ? Jul 24, 2018 18:08

frankenfreak: Feb 16, 2007; I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

GalacticAcid posted:

rofl, was that the worst dollar-to-delegate ratio in history? it has to be, right?

There's probably plenty of people who spent some amount of money for 0 delegates, so no. :colbert:

# ? Jul 24, 2018 18:08

GalacticAcid: Apr 8, 2013; NEW YORK VALUES

frankenfreak posted:

There's probably plenty of people who spent some amount of money for 0 delegates, so no.

left myself wide open for that one

# ? Jul 24, 2018 18:13

crazy cloud: Nov 7, 2012; by Cyrano4747; Lipstick Apathy

carly fiorina and ted cruz hand-loving dot gif

# ? Jul 24, 2018 18:30

GalacticAcid: Apr 8, 2013; NEW YORK VALUES

# ? Jul 24, 2018 18:56

Waffle House: Oct 27, 2004; You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.