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I wish someone would make a really good 40K movie but I don't see how it would be possible without being a CGI piece of poo poo.
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Eisenhorn could be done, but I'd want to see any treatment of 40k be more-or-less "Hard-R" and we all know it would be a PG-13 piece of trash. (PG-13 seriously damaged big-budget movies IMO.)
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Jul 7, 2018 14:27
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Waroduce posted:I wish someone would make a really good 40K movie but I don't see how it would be possible without being a CGI piece of poo poo. An animated series would work much better than a movie, especially since high-detail assets for all the characters already exist.
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Jul 7, 2018 15:23
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Live action Eisenhorn and animated series Gaunt's Ghosts would be sick.
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Jul 7, 2018 15:26
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It's a shame Lord Inquisitor is in development hell or whatever
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Jul 7, 2018 15:44
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Waroduce posted:I wish someone would make a really good 40K movie but I don't see how it would be possible without being a CGI piece of poo poo. They made a badass Judge Dredd movie, it's just about knowing the correct scope and tone.
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Jul 7, 2018 16:04
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mango sentinel posted:They made a badass Judge Dredd movie, it's just about knowing the correct scope and tone. Which is funny in that I think Karl Urban is big enough of a nerd to pull off playing Eisenhorn.
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Jul 7, 2018 16:19
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Karl Urban would make a great Eisenhorn
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Jul 7, 2018 17:02
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I dunno, his face isn't long enough?
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Jul 7, 2018 18:45
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Waroduce posted:I wish someone would make a really good 40K movie but I don't see how it would be possible without being a CGI piece of poo poo. Event Horizon exists and is really good, though? 
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Jul 7, 2018 19:23
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Another 4e Fantasy Preview http://cubicle7.co.uk/warhammer-fantasy-roleplay-preview-class-and-career/ Namely on Careers.
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Jul 9, 2018 07:10
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Preechr posted:Event Horizon exists and is really good, though? It's still my go-to explanation as to what happens if a ship enters the Warp without an active Gellar field. 
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Jul 9, 2018 11:32
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I've been playing in a Dark Heresy PbP game for the last few weeks, for once as a player rather than a DM, and the game just took an unpleasant turn. It's never a good sign for the acolytes when a serious piece of Dark Eldar hardware turns up and the pilot cheerfully informs the acolytes not to worry, their Inquisitor purchased her services. Well, we don't know she's a Dark Eldar, but based on the description of her craft and its weapons I'm pretty sure a loving Voidraven just saved the party. Or was trying to kill us. Our characters aren't sure. Cythereal fucked around with this message at 03:35 on Jul 17, 2018 |
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Jul 17, 2018 02:50
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Probably both. They do like to play with their food.
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Jul 17, 2018 04:41
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don't worry she's probably reliable for the mission. If anyone's gonna peel your skin off while breaking your grip on reality it's gonna be HER, not whatever classless savages you're assigned to take care out. Probably should make sure the engine's warmed up on the exit ship, though, just in case.
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Jul 17, 2018 04:45
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Ablative posted:Probably both. They do like to play with their food. And the same probably goes for the Inquisitor. We the players aren't sure whether the whole thing was the Inquisitor trying to kill our PCs by making it look like an accident or just would have regarded us as collateral damage if the shatterfield missiles or the implosion missile killed us. We've known since the campaign started that the Inquisitor is a member of the Ordo Xenos, but an Inquisitor who's able to hire a voidraven is probably not a good sign. It does beg the question of how the Inquisitor is paying the pilot. I don't know much about the Dark Eldar, but isn't a voidraven a pretty serious piece of equipment for them? sexpig by night posted:don't worry she's probably reliable for the mission. If anyone's gonna peel your skin off while breaking your grip on reality it's gonna be HER, not whatever classless savages you're assigned to take care out. Yeah, uh, we don't have a ship. We're a group of locals assembled by an Inquisitor who says he's here on this contested world preparing the way for a proper Imperial liberation force.
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Jul 17, 2018 04:46
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Cythereal posted:And the same probably goes for the Inquisitor. We the players aren't sure whether the whole thing was the Inquisitor trying to kill our PCs by making it look like an accident or just would have regarded us as collateral damage if the shatterfield missiles or the implosion missile killed us. Oh, well, then RIP e: and yea a Voidraven is basically one of their best things the Dark Elves have that isn't some planet wrecking titan level bullshit
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Jul 17, 2018 05:07
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Cythereal posted:Yeah, uh, we don't have a ship. BTW your Inquisitor is a heretic.
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Jul 17, 2018 05:45
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The Lone Badger posted:BTW your Inquisitor is a heretic. I think almost all inquisitors are heretics tbh
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Jul 17, 2018 07:01
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Waroduce posted:I think almost all inquisitors are heretics tbh There is no such thing as innocence, only degrees of guilt.
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Jul 17, 2018 07:24
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Cythereal posted:Yeah, uh, we don't have a ship. You are so getting hit with Exterminatus.
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Jul 17, 2018 10:13
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Like, if your Inquisitor is an ordos Xenos inquisitor and is working with Xeno's he's totally a heretic. Any Inquisitor that ends up using/working with the force he is fighting against has failed. Now, if your Ordos Xenos inquisitor was making daemonhosts to fight against xenos that's fine, since they are just radical. Just like an Ordos Malleus could use an Eldar weapon to fight daemons. There are rules to this poo poo.
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Jul 17, 2018 13:32
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The Lone Badger posted:BTW your Inquisitor is a heretic. Or at least a Radical, so... yeah, same thing pretty much. Aleth posted:You are so getting hit with Exterminatus. I dunno, planets on the contested border with the Tau Empire generally don't get the Big E. That's reserved for daemons and tyranids and poo poo, usually. On the upside, another post by the DM overnight and the voidraven pilot helpfully informed us that it's specifically a term of her contract that she not kill the PCs on purpose. If we happen to be near one of her primary targets, though, danger close is permitted. Her target last night was the Tau military parade performed in response to our PCs leading a series of anti-Tau, pro-Imperial protests and demonstrations on the streets of the capital. Cythereal fucked around with this message at 13:52 on Jul 17, 2018 |
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Jul 17, 2018 13:50
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That's what I like about the Tau, there are some many horribly bloody, personal atrocities and tit-for-tat you can engage in before stupid planet killing bullshit comes to the table.
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Jul 19, 2018 03:58
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For the most part the Impurium does not do the Exterminatus unless they feel there is no way to recover the planet. And even then they might get chased off in the space battle before they can do that anyway.
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Jul 19, 2018 07:17
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Or in any of a hundred other cases where it's dramatically appropriate.
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Jul 19, 2018 07:28
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This morning saw one of the more impressively stupid WH40k deaths I've ever seen: in the PbP game, the surprisingly friendly dark eldar pilot offered to share her combat stims. One of the other players, our party's Scum, took her up on that. According to the bemused DM, he at least died happy.
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Jul 20, 2018 17:10
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Waroduce posted:I wish someone would make a really good 40K movie but I don't see how it would be possible without being a CGI piece of poo poo.
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Jul 20, 2018 17:45
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Magic preview for Fantasy http://cubicle7.co.uk/warhammer-fantasy-roleplay-preview-magic/
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Jul 23, 2018 00:40
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MizPiz posted:It's a shame Lord Inquisitor is in development hell or whatever i dont think "this project was too big for like five nerds in a basement" counts as development hell
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Jul 23, 2018 01:21
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MonsterEnvy posted:Magic preview for Fantasy http://cubicle7.co.uk/warhammer-fantasy-roleplay-preview-magic/ FYI, the image at the bottom of the article is of a Fimir. Guessing the next preview will be the bestiary.
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Jul 23, 2018 01:57
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That magic preview is great. I always liked wizards in 2nd edition but maybe the Lores will be a little more balanced now. Having more generic spells is a really good idea.
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Jul 23, 2018 20:28
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I'm actually more excited for Warhammer 4th than I am for Wrath & Glory at this point. Initially I was much more interested in W&G, but so far nothing shown about W&G has really hooked me in. I was never too crazy about narrative dice rolls in the Star Wars RPG, but Warhammer is looking pretty nice. Seems like it'd wouldn't be too terrible to convert the old stuff to this newer system, which is a plus.
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Dre2Dee2 posted:I'm actually more excited for Warhammer 4th than I am for Wrath & Glory at this point. Initially I was much more interested in W&G, but so far nothing shown about W&G has really hooked me in. I was never too crazy about narrative dice rolls in the Star Wars RPG, but Warhammer is looking pretty nice. Seems like it'd wouldn't be too terrible to convert the old stuff to this newer system, which is a plus. I'll be 100% honest and say that while I spend a lot of my free time in a given week reading the FFG games I had literally put W&G out of my mind with the KT stuff dropping.
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Jul 24, 2018 14:38
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4e Fantasy within the week. http://cubicle7.co.uk/warhammer-fantasy-roleplay-rulebook-pdf-pre-order-live/
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Jul 26, 2018 19:40
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WanG put up a preview of their campaign cards, and I think they’ve been spending too much time on the Internet:
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MonsterEnvy posted:4e Fantasy within the week. http://cubicle7.co.uk/warhammer-fantasy-roleplay-rulebook-pdf-pre-order-live/ Speaking of this it's kinda out now. I am guessing something went wrong on their end a bit. So they have released the preview edition. Which is the whole rulebook minus "the last maps (which will be in the endpapers of the book), page refs and the index." which they will update the PDF within 2 weeks unless something goes "disastrously" wrong. MonsterEnvy fucked around with this message at 21:15 on Jul 27, 2018 |
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Jul 27, 2018 21:11
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PantsOptional posted:WanG put up a preview of their campaign cards, and I think they’ve been spending too much time on the Internet: To be fair, FFG also referenced LCB (or at least LIIVI, the star thereof).
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Jul 27, 2018 21:14
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PantsOptional posted:WanG put up a preview of their campaign cards, and I think they’ve been spending too much time on the Internet: If you're not using this to encourage love between a human player character and an ork NPC , you're doing this wrong Double points if it's an astartes. Chem geld my rear end.
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Could be worse, the Dark Heresy game I'm playing has had the pro-Tau separatist movement on this contested world that the Inquisitor ordered our PCs to infiltrate turn out to be a Slaanesh cult. We broke out the incendiaries when the DM mentioned finding human/kroot porn in one of the cult's safehouses, mercifully without any further description.
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