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sleeptalker posted:Mike Pence has some horse-sized condoms that he's never used, and they might be past their expiration date. Of course they were never used Michele Cosmo Pence will only take the rawest of thick horse cock blowing ropes of hot semen into his anus.
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if a horse fucks mike pence and pulls out, does it even count?
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# ? Jul 14, 2018 15:58 |
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# ? Jul 14, 2018 20:52 |
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lmao Mother
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# ? Jul 15, 2018 06:44 |
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crazy cloud posted:i'm bumping this thread because i remembered that mike pence hosed a horse, it's as simple as that, and next time, i'm just gonna emptyquote
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# ? Jul 15, 2018 08:14 |
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crazy cloud posted:i'm bumping this thread because i remembered that mike pence hosed a horse, it's as simple as that, and next time, i'm just gonna emptyquote
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# ? Jul 15, 2018 08:17 |
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do you guys think pence finishes while the horse is inside him, from all the prostate perforation or is he like a horse sub and he mentally gets off on providing pleasure to mister ed or what It's not enough for me any more to know that mike pence fucks horses. I must know every detail.
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# ? Jul 15, 2018 08:20 |
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I can't stop remembering that Mike Pence hosed a horse. I have lost two jobs and three girlfriends because I uncontrollably drop everything I'm doing to bump the thread. Please help me this is a very serious mental problem
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# ? Jul 15, 2018 08:22 |
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crazy cloud posted:do you guys think pence finishes while the horse is inside him, from all the prostate perforation mike pence is a horse nutt golem, and he not only derives pleasure from getting railed by stallions, but he also recharges his life force
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# ? Jul 15, 2018 08:22 |
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@elonmusk Pls consider adding horse dick to Tesla charging stations for VPOTUS. #greenenergy #renewablehorsecum
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# ? Jul 15, 2018 08:24 |
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Mayor Dave posted:mike pence is a horse nutt golem, and he not only derives pleasure from getting railed by stallions, but he also recharges his life force holy poo poo [that noise horses make when they like sigh and flap their lips at the same time lmao]
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# ? Jul 15, 2018 19:28 |
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I like this.
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https://i.imgur.com/ZT6gRHG.gifv
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1982 Subaru Brat posted:I can't stop remembering that Mike Pence hosed a horse. I have lost two jobs and three girlfriends because I uncontrollably drop everything I'm doing to bump the thread. Please help me this is a very serious mental problem My son mentioned John Oliver's Marlon Bundo book while our family was having breakfast this morning. I started laughing because it reminded me about Mike Pence loving horses. He asked what I was laughing at but since he's still a little kid I couldn't let him know the shameful actions of the USVP. I share your pain this is a very serious issue, much like never nudism. There are dozens of us.
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# ? Jul 15, 2018 21:06 |
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"My love for Mother is like the foliage in the woods – time will change it, I’m well aware, as winter changes the trees. My love for horse nutt resembles the eternal rocks beneath – a source of little visible delight, but necessary. I am horse nutt. It’s always, always in my large intestine – not as a pleasure, any more than I am always a pleasure to myself, but as my own being."
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# ? Jul 16, 2018 01:10 |
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https://twitter.com/dasharez0ne/status/1020031448995287041
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# ? Jul 19, 2018 20:53 |
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I remembered.
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# ? Jul 19, 2018 21:50 |
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i am in a permanent state of remembrance
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# ? Jul 20, 2018 02:49 |
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crazy cloud posted:do you guys think pence finishes while the horse is inside him, from all the prostate perforation mike pence doesn't cum because that would be gay
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# ? Jul 20, 2018 21:15 |
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# ? Jul 20, 2018 21:15 |
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I saw on Twitter that Pence is back in town and I believe he's visiting the stables for "reasons" such as to violate their assholes. Or vice versa.
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# ? Jul 23, 2018 21:54 |
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Tactless Ogre posted:I saw on Twitter that Pence is back in town and I believe he's visiting the stables for "reasons" such as to violate their assholes. Or vice versa. There's never been any evidence of pence wanting to gently caress a horse anus, I'm pretty sure he's only into the other way around.
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# ? Jul 23, 2018 22:38 |
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as a dedicated man of god, he believes that the almighty creator put a man's g-spot up his rear end for a reason. he is not the rear end in a top hat violator, but the rear end in a top hat violatee
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# ? Jul 23, 2018 23:04 |
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medical fact: michael pence forces his doctors to list him in stable condition
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# ? Jul 23, 2018 23:06 |
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https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/152602438807994369
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# ? Jul 24, 2018 01:13 |
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Al! posted:i just remembered pence was anally penetrated by a horse on at least on verifiable occassion epic thissery
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# ? Jul 24, 2018 03:02 |
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i;m thinkin biout htat horse
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# ? Jul 24, 2018 04:08 |
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I thought about it It's prertty gross, theself-proclaimed man of god being a horsefucker
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# ? Jul 24, 2018 04:13 |
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Feranon posted:as a dedicated man of god, he believes that the almighty creator put a man's g-spot up his rear end for a reason. he is not the rear end in a top hat violator, but the rear end in a top hat violatee THEO 237 Taking It Up The Cornhole From A Horse: A Biblical Textual Analysis Pence M
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# ? Jul 24, 2018 05:48 |
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I saw these peaches at the grocery the other day. They're clearly desperate to be hosed by a horse.
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# ? Jul 24, 2018 10:33 |
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I have hosed the stallion that was in the stable and which you were probably saving for breeding Forgive me he was delicious so sweet and so hard
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Quoting again
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