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Prav
Oct 29, 2011

Yandat posted:

the american invaders will break upon the shoals of iran and the persian gulf will run red

this but unironically

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Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


mila kunis posted:

who the gently caress cloned tucker carlson and replaced him with a cool guy

https://twitter.com/sahouraxo/status/1019702368429101056

"you'd think they'd be picking up trash but no, they're hosting cable news shows!"

Willie Tomg
Feb 2, 2006
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1021234525626609666

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=avcS0aYJ2a8

Thug Lessons
Dec 14, 2006


I lust in my heart for as many dead refugees as possible.
https://twitter.com/CarlZha/status/1021258964351123457

comedyblissoption
Mar 15, 2006

Mike Pompeo: World must help Iranians prepare for revolt

quote:

President Trump plans to help set the conditions for a successful revolution by the Iranian people against the Islamic Republic, Secretary of State Mike Pompeo said Sunday.

“There are times when things happen that are unexpected, unanticipated; our revolution would be one of them,” Pompeo said Sunday night at the Ronald Reagan Library in Simi Valley, Calif.,

“We don't know the right moment, we don't know the day,” he continued, “but we do know the things that the world is obligated to do, so that when the right time comes — when the right moment comes — the opportunity is even more likely to find it's fulfillment.”
surely imperialists will not come up with yet another insane justification for using the US military to overthrow another government with the entire liberal media hooting and hollering the entire way

Crowsbeak
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
Lipstick Apathy

comedyblissoption posted:

Mike Pompeo: World must help Iranians prepare for revolt

surely imperialists will not come up with yet another insane justification for using the US military to overthrow another government with the entire liberal media hooting and hollering the entire way

They'll try to overthrow it. I doubt it would be successful.

really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014

it doesn’t need to be successful, just enough to start a civil war. if that happens, then the beltway gets its cb and we’ll just piggy back off that.

Crowsbeak
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
Lipstick Apathy

really queer Christmas posted:

it doesn’t need to be successful, just enough to start a civil war. if that happens, then the beltway gets its cb and we’ll just piggy back off that.

Oh lol, you think they can start a civil war.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
america is going to get brutally owned in iran if they start a war

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy

Jose posted:

america is going to get brutally owned in iran if they start a war

Thug Lessons
Dec 14, 2006


I lust in my heart for as many dead refugees as possible.
https://twitter.com/james_m_wilt/status/1021284659697659905

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Jose posted:

america is going to get brutally owned in iran if they start a war

Great powers getting humiliated is the stuff fascism is made of

I can't wait

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

(and can't post for 22 days!)

Dreddout posted:

Great powers getting humiliated is the stuff fascism is made of

I can't wait

Being humiliated in wars of aggression has also been the downfall of fascism before.

Corky Romanovsky
Oct 1, 2006

Soiled Meat

Why would a neutral civilian aid service need to be evacuated?
:thunk:

Crowsbeak
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
Lipstick Apathy

Corky Romanovsky posted:

Why would a neutral civilian aid service need to be evacuated?
:thunk:

Truley one of those mysteries I tell you. I can't use the ME thread in DnD, apparently alternative views on the Glorious Assad are no longer tolerated.

Crowsbeak has issued a correction as of 17:44 on Jul 23, 2018

Yeowch!!! My Balls!!!
May 31, 2006
they have their occasional flickers of intelligence, yes

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

Corky Romanovsky posted:

Why would a neutral civilian aid service need to be evacuated?
:thunk:

for being too good at saving people

Crowsbeak
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
Lipstick Apathy

Yeowch!!! My Balls!!! posted:

they have their occasional flickers of intelligence, yes

Those who cannot love Assad need some laughing gas.

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

Jose posted:

america is going to get brutally owned in iran if they start a war

Anti-Americanism is a pillar of the Iranian governments identity. If there were no western boogeyman working to subvert and destroy Iran, then the theocracy has no reason to exist. There would be nothing to defend Iran and the values of the revolution from.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
i was more thinking in terms of Iran having a population of 80m who will actually all fight for the country, it having a functioning military, the absolutely heinous landscape for a land invasion and there being no neighbour country who will let the US invade from

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

sorry i'm quoting volkerball from dndthred

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

(and can't post for 22 days!)

i say swears online posted:

sorry i'm quoting volkerball from dndthred

does that mean volkerball is against a middle east invasion? :thunk:

Crowsbeak
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
Lipstick Apathy
So Israel shot down a SAA plane for trying to eliminate the Wahabi scourge on the border.

Yeowch!!! My Balls!!!
May 31, 2006

Pener Kropoopkin posted:

does that mean volkerball is against a middle east invasion? :thunk:

aaaaahahahahahhahahahahahaahhaha

he knows just enough to realize his dream invasion is utterly unfeasible without open civil war breaking out in the streets of tehran beforehand, so he's busy convincing himself no, really, any day now the Shah's loyalists will make the magic happen

Frijolero
Jan 24, 2009

by Nyc_Tattoo

Crowsbeak posted:

So Israel shot down a SAA plane for trying to eliminate the Wahabi scourge on the border.

These Judeo-Islam values need to be countered.

qkkl
Jul 1, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Crowsbeak posted:

So Israel shot down a SAA plane for trying to eliminate the Wahabi scourge on the border.

lol the israeli border is the safest place for ISIS right now.

Crowsbeak
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
Lipstick Apathy
Turks are mad because YPG might be working with Assad about handing over Manabji.
https://www.dailysabah.com/war-on-terror/2018/07/24/ypg-trying-to-hand-manbij-to-assad-regime Really good to see socialists of all stripes working together.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXwYyr5iXk4

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

(and can't post for 22 days!)

gently caress to turkjiye

mila kunis
Jun 10, 2011

Jose posted:

america is going to get brutally owned in iran if they start a war

the plan doesn't seem to actually send troops or whatever, but hope economic strangulation triggers an insurgency they can support with weapons and poo poo

Retarded Goatee
Feb 6, 2010
I spent :10bux: so that means I can be a cheapskate and post about posting instead of having some wit or spending any more on comedy avs for people. Which I'm also incapable of. Comedy.
erdogan bad

kurds good

Crowsbeak
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
Lipstick Apathy

Retarded Goatee posted:

erdogan bad

kurds good

:same:





THS
Sep 15, 2017

Prav posted:

this but unironically

i meant it sincerely death to america

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://twitter.com/kenklippenstein/status/1022903444607258627

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

(and can't post for 22 days!)

Please God, i want Trump to try a Bay of Pigs by parachuting Mujahideen e Kalk into Tehran.

Crowsbeak
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
Lipstick Apathy

Pener Kropoopkin posted:

Please God, i want Trump to try a Bay of Pigs by parachuting Mujahideen e Kalk into Tehran.

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


https://thoughtcatalog.com/nicole-mullen/2015/02/the-9-differences-between-saudi-arabia-and-isis/

quote:

With the recent beheading a Jordanian pilot by ISIS, and the ascension of a new king to the Saudi throne, a lot of focus is being placed on the Arabian Peninsula these days. A lot of people confuse the Saudis with ISIS, and while it’s true that Chris Kyle would have been happy to shoot the children of either group, it’s important to remember that in the eyes of the United States, the Saudis are good and ISIS is bad. Sure there’s many similarities between the two groups, but there’s also a lot of differences. Nine differences, really. There’s nine differences between the Saudis and ISIS. Here they are.

1. Saudi Arabia is a country
2. ISIS however, is a borderless “state.”
3. ISIS beheads infidels if their families or nations don’t provide a ransom payment
4. Saudi Arabia just beheads infidels
5. ISIS wear black head scarves, meaning they’re the bad guys
6. Saudis wear white head scarves, like Luke Skywalker, or other good guys
7. Saudis have “connections” to Al Qaeda
8. ISIS has “roots” in Al Qaeda
9. The Saudi flag has a sword on it, ISIS’s flag does not

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

Pener Kropoopkin posted:

Please God, i want Trump to try a Bay of Pigs by parachuting Mujahideen e Kalk into Tehran.

Trump and Saddam: Separated at birth?

Doc Neutral
Jan 31, 2014

Pener Kropoopkin posted:

Please God, i want Trump to try a Bay of Pigs by parachuting Mujahideen e Kalk into Tehran.

Imagine Trump inadvertently creating an islamic socialist people's republic. :v:

THS
Sep 15, 2017

Pener Kropoopkin posted:

Please God, i want Trump to try a Bay of Pigs by parachuting Mujahideen e Kalk into Tehran.

are they delusional enough to believe their own propaganda on how much support they have in iran

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Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

(and can't post for 22 days!)

Yandat posted:

are they delusional enough to believe their own propaganda on how much support they have in iran

All they need are some sacrificial rubes to go along with it. MeK lucked into the natsec/state department gravy train.

the real question is why the United States is even involved with these psychos at all. if it’s purely for American consumption then it’s only a matter of time before everyone knows what a bunch of freaks they are.

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