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Alarbus
Mar 31, 2010
If they had Liberty Mutual, what's the commercial's catch phrase? Boat jumping?

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StormDrain
May 22, 2003

Thirteen Letter

wesleywillis posted:

I've been camping the last few days, and when we were putting my brother's boat back on the trailer today, I mentioned that I never understood why the gently caress the safety chain at the bow just has a hook, and not a latching mech as well. (Not my brother's boat BTW).





Aren’t there tie downs aft of the boat too?

Wrar
Sep 9, 2002


Soiled Meat

StormDrain posted:

Aren’t there tie downs aft of the boat too?

Yup, typically you run a strap across the stern in front of the rear most cleats, which clips into eyelets on each side of the trailer. At least that's what the old man and I did. All of the boats he owned were 24 feet or less, though.

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

StormDrain posted:

Aren’t there tie downs aft of the boat too?

Yeah, there are supposed to be usually ratchet tie-downs hooked to the trailer and ubolts on the back of the boat, I'm going to assume that he was dragging the boat a relativly short distance and just said 'gently caress it, it'll be fine' (which you really only want to do maybe to get off the ramp and to a parking lot to get everything else ready to go) and someone cut him off/pulled out in front of him in that intersection and whoops, boat kept going.



e: That boat is also right on the edge of what you want to actually tow every weekend. I'm guessing it's at least 28'. So the guy might have not really had any idea what he was doing if he just bought it or only tows it once or twice a year and keeps it in a slip the rest of the time.

Plinkey fucked around with this message at 05:12 on Jul 24, 2018

FBS
Apr 27, 2015

The real fun of living wisely is that you get to be smug about it.

CommieGIR posted:

I've got a 1/4 racing cam, with missing piece!



This is how VTEC works, right?

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Yeah see that's where it gets on the second cam, and that's the third cam...

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

wesleywillis posted:

I've been camping the last few days, and when we were putting my brother's boat back on the trailer today, I mentioned that I never understood why the gently caress the safety chain at the bow just has a hook, and not a latching mech as well. (Not my brother's boat BTW).





Even if it was tied down all wrong, how loving hard did he have to brake for a loving cabin cruiser to get that much forward momentum?

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Even if it was tied down all wrong, how loving hard did he have to brake for a loving cabin cruiser to get that much forward momentum?

Or how fast was he going before braking?

BloodBag
Sep 20, 2008

WITNESS ME!



wesleywillis posted:

I've been camping the last few days, and when we were putting my brother's boat back on the trailer today, I mentioned that I never understood why the gently caress the safety chain at the bow just has a hook, and not a latching mech as well. (Not my brother's boat BTW).





Fifty Three
Oct 29, 2007

It looks like it also might've been a close shave with the traffic light even if it hadn't launched it. Maybe that's why he stopped?

MrYenko
Jun 18, 2012

#2 isn't ALWAYS bad...

Plinkey posted:

e: That boat is also right on the edge of what you want to actually tow every weekend. I'm guessing it's at least 28'. So the guy might have not really had any idea what he was doing if he just bought it or only tows it once or twice a year and keeps it in a slip the rest of the time.

You’re not wrong in the slightest, but you should see some of the poo poo that gets towed routinely down here.

I’ve seen 39’ center consoles with 1500hp worth of outboards show up at the ramp behind F-150s with fully-compressed rear suspensions and almost full droop in the front.

Glittering C-beams and all that. There are always dumber people with the money to make really bad decisions.

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
The F150 was one of the biggest failures in that picture.

tactlessbastard
Feb 4, 2001

Godspeed, post
Fun Shoe

Plinkey posted:

The F150 was one of the biggest failures in that picture.

By not showing up?

a mysterious cloak
Apr 5, 2003

Leave me alone, dad, I'm with my friends!



:perfect:

randomidiot
May 12, 2006

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 11 years!)

Plinkey posted:

The F150 was one of the biggest failures in that picture.

What F150?

MrYenko
Jun 18, 2012

#2 isn't ALWAYS bad...

Darchangel
Feb 12, 2009

Tell him about the blower!



I can't claim that one. It's literally a dad joke, from my dad. For years, he's had a broken Chevy V8 cam with a tag on it that said "3/4 race cam".

spookykid
Apr 28, 2006

I am an awkward fellow
after all
https://i.imgur.com/GerxfN2.mp4

FatCow
Apr 22, 2002
I MAP THE FUCK OUT OF PEOPLE
No way that guy lived.

Disgruntled Bovine
Jul 5, 2010

FatCow posted:

No way that guy lived.

I don't know, it looks like his shoes sandals :stonk: are still on.

The Door Frame
Dec 5, 2011

I don't know man everytime I go to the gym here there are like two huge dudes with raging high and tights snorting Nitro-tech off of each other's rock hard abs.
I like the perfect circle that was punched into the cement



http://www.pulpanddagger.com/canuck/Kong_hand.html posted:

the hand was essentially a giant hydraulic steamshovel covered with rubber and Argentinian horse tails...
It was huge, ungainly, and its movements were conveyed from a distant control board. Thus, there was a delay between a command to move and the movement itself... As gentle as the hand appears, for Lange it must have been like being fondled by a Buick!

Of course, precautions were taken.  Special bolts were placed in the knuckles to prevent the hand from closing too tightly, even if the main cable in the wrist broke. It was a good thing this was done, because that was precisely what did happen, during a rehearsal with a stunt double in the hand. Without warning, the hand just suddenly went limp, closing around the helpless stunt double who, knowing her profession, knew to go limp to prevent injury.  But the bolts worked and, even though the main cable holding up the hand had snapped, the fingers were prevented from squeezing too tightly.

Cojawfee
May 31, 2006
I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius
Wait, they rigged it so the fingers would automatically close instead of using a cable to close the fingers? That sounds dumb.

The Door Frame
Dec 5, 2011

I don't know man everytime I go to the gym here there are like two huge dudes with raging high and tights snorting Nitro-tech off of each other's rock hard abs.

Cojawfee posted:

Wait, they rigged it so the fingers would automatically close instead of using a cable to close the fingers? That sounds dumb.

Maybe the cables were used to hold tension on certain joints in the fingers while the hydraulics opened and closed them, so the digits could move more realistically? It said it was made out of steam shovels

FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003

IIRC, apes do this in real life. Gripping branches is a relaxed function, they have to use muscles to let go.

I don't remember where I read this and can't find it now.

Queen_Combat
Jan 15, 2011

FogHelmut posted:

IIRC, apes do this in real life. Gripping branches is a relaxed function, they have to use muscles to let go.

I don't remember where I read this and can't find it now.

Because it's not true. What? That's not how tendons work.

Cojawfee
May 31, 2006
I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius
Even if that were true, I would design it so the hand fails open.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Cojawfee posted:

Even if that were true, I would design it so the hand fails open.

BUT MY IMMERSION

spookykid
Apr 28, 2006

I am an awkward fellow
after all

FogHelmut posted:

IIRC, apes do this in real life. Gripping branches is a relaxed function, they have to use muscles to let go.

I don't remember where I read this and can't find it now.

Birds do this... birds

randomidiot
May 12, 2006

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 11 years!)

FatCow posted:

No way that guy lived.

Well, he reacts when the tire rolls back over his legs, so he's at least still alive at that point.

Probably shattered a bunch of bones in his face though. :ohdear:

e: and feet, I just realized the gap in the concrete is where his feet were. :stonk: That dude had to be in a world of pain for a long time.

Wrar
Sep 9, 2002


Soiled Meat
Wouldn't you want to take the air out of it before?

Seat Safety Switch
May 27, 2008

MY RELIGION IS THE SMALL BLOCK V8 AND COMMANDMENTS ONE THROUGH TEN ARE NEVER LIFT.

Pillbug

FatCow posted:

No way that guy lived.

I'm pretty sure that's the fencing response he's doing with his arms when he falls.

Joe Mama
May 10, 2008
We went on a split rim removal/replacement crusade 10 yrs ago when I started at my job. gently caress that stupid rear end bullshit. I still cringe when I have to do an inner tube on our large forklift that has split rims.

EvenWorseOpinions
Jun 10, 2017
Tornadoes in my area recently reminded me of something that happened a while back. Anyone happen to know if jet-a seals are compatible with 100ll? Intuition tells me it might not be. Was accepting a fuel load recently when a seal burst in the fuel filter sump assembly and started spraying low lead everywhere. This fuel filter assembly which is currently connected to our low lead tank was previously hooked up to our jet-a tank, hence the question. About this time thunder starts to become audible over the delivery truck idling. It would have probably been an easy fix to mummy it with electrical tape or something until it could be drained, except that tornado sirens started going off a few minutes later, and AWOS was later reporting gusts of 62ish knots (our system doesn't appear to record windspeed above 62 knots) from a storm cell traveling directly towards us in the opposite direction of prevailing winds.

From the time the rest of the fuel load was rejected to the time that the assumed tornado touched down a mile south of us was maybe ten minutes, just enough time to get vehicles and then myself to shelter. When I first tried to step out of the maintenance shop to head to the FBO, the wind caught me unaware and physically pushed me back into the building when I opened the door, and when I finally managed to leave the building there was some pretty distinct rotation in the clouds coming my way. When the rain started about two steps out the door it felt like I was being sandblasted by water, unsurprising considering the rain was potentially traveling at 62 knots (I didn't check AWOS until later. It took all of ten seconds for me to become completely soaked, and visibility quickly dropped to almost nothing. Coworkers and I spent a half an hour or so laughing and hoping we wouldn't die at the fact that our building had no basement or tornado safe areas in the middle of the midwest.

Scary rain aside no damage ended up happening to the property, but the fuel filter and all of its associated lines spent an uninterrupted 45 minutes leaking at whatever pace it felt like in the midst of high winds and lightning. It's difficult to describe, but the fuel filter is built atop a reservoir assembly meant to keep small leaks from entering groundwater or something. When the storm ended and we got a chance to assess the surprisingly minimal damage, filter was sitting in a pond of avgas, dammed in place by oildry that someone had tried to soak up the fuel with. Everything including electrical lines were submerged in an inch of low lead. Manager and I ended up draining 35 or so gallons out of the filter sump and then dredging through the kitty litter by hand to let the fuel drain onto the ground out of the reservoir thing.

I took a long shower and threw away the clothing I was wearing.

Rime
Nov 2, 2011

by Games Forum




So that was fun. :stonk:

I now know what it feels like when your wheel is about to fly off, and thank god it did so while I was pulling over to investigate the uncontrollable vibration and not during the following 3km of hairpin turns with no median to bail on. Thank god I managed to get it entirely off the road so that I wasn't rear-ended by the dumb city fucks who drive that highway, and that the tire bounced harmlessly into the ditch rather than someones windshield.

Shaved a good 1/4" off the rotor, hosed the hub, bent / streaked the fender, and did god knows what else damage, tho, so that sucks.

Mostly glad my friend wasn't sheared in half by oncoming traffic.

E: Bonus rotor shaving porn:

Rime fucked around with this message at 17:34 on Jul 29, 2018

cakesmith handyman
Jul 22, 2007

Pip-Pip old chap! Last one in is a rotten egg what what.

Nasty. hosed the hub or just the studs?

Rime
Nov 2, 2011

by Games Forum
Studs are all jammed at a rather hard angle inwards, so I am not optimistic about the hub.

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe
hammer the studs out and pull new ones through, it'll be fine.

um excuse me
Jan 1, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
I was bashing on my hub the other day with a sledgehammer trying to get the axle out, put it back together and no bearing crunchies. They can hadle a ton of abuse and are one of the strongest built components of a car.

Cojawfee
May 31, 2006
I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius

Rime posted:

Studs are all jammed at a rather hard angle inwards, so I am not optimistic about the hub.

I saw a video where a guy only had one stud left and tried to drive on it, it worked out well.

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Galler
Jan 28, 2008


Pretty sure I figured out why the engine on my lawn mower suddenly lost all compression.



Looks like the fix is, after getting the valve out and seat back in, to peen the poo poo out of the head all around the seat. Also probably pressure wash all the grunge off of the engine so that it maybe runs a bit cooler.

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