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ASMR makes my brain feel physically violated and that trend needs to stop, please
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AWarmBody posted:ASMR makes my brain feel physically violated and that trend needs to stop, please Just don't listen to it Alternatively, whisper whisper hey there ssstudly
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Jul 25, 2018 16:57
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this is the only ASMR you need: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VEzVQpNnTRo
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Jul 25, 2018 17:11
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Is the Ying Yang Twins - Whisper Song ASMR?
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Jul 25, 2018 23:12
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There was an ASMR thread before and some goons got upset because some other goons called it a fetish but idk. Also there's a terrible thing called stippling that must only be appealing if you is a babby.
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Jul 26, 2018 05:42
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Pornography helps alleviate the physical pain of loneliness ASMR helps alleviate the emotional pain of loneliness for some of us, ASMR girlfriend roleplays are the closest thing we will ever get to having a girlfriend. Why do you want to begrudge us that? Why do you want to take away one of the few pleasures we incels have in life? We are already miserable, so do you just enjoy mocking our misery?
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Jul 26, 2018 06:50
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Ein cooler Typ posted:Pornography helps alleviate the physical pain of loneliness That's not what ASMR is and people like you are the reason it's made fun of. Just watch roleplay videos if that's your shtick instead of perverting something unrelated. ASMR is annoying to have and confusing as a child, not really something to be celebrated. But you would know that if you actually had it.
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Jul 26, 2018 07:05
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What the gently caress is Assmir?
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Jul 26, 2018 07:13
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Sucks to your assmar
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Jul 26, 2018 09:58
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In my day lonely people used to play world of Warcraft like reasonable well adjusted people.
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Jul 26, 2018 10:25
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MarcusSA posted:What the gently caress is Assmir? Like Tieflings but half angel instead of half demon.
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Jul 26, 2018 11:07
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Ein cooler Typ posted:Pornography helps alleviate the physical pain of loneliness CaptainSkinny posted:That's not what ASMR is and people like you are the reason it's made fun of. Just watch roleplay videos if that's your shtick instead of perverting something unrelated. ASMR is annoying to have and confusing as a child, not really something to be celebrated. But you would know that if you actually had it. lol
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Jul 26, 2018 14:33
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Vim Fuego posted:Sucks to your assmar
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Jul 26, 2018 14:43
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This is funny though https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=okqbL9ZZQaM
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Jul 26, 2018 14:53
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I can't imagine how much of a sad sack you would have to be to need a girl on youtube to pretend to be your girlfriend but in a very whispery voice for some reason
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Jul 26, 2018 14:59
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Zidrooner posted:I can't imagine how much of a sad sack you would have to be to need a girl on youtube to pretend to be your girlfriend but in a very whispery voice for some reason For ages I thought the whispering was so conservative parents wouldn't overhear their daughter being a sort of fully clothed camgirl
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Jul 26, 2018 16:41
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Vim Fuego posted:Sucks to your assmar the thread is good again
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Jul 26, 2018 17:32
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gbs but from 2004 posted:+10k goddamn u rude pig i was being serious this time i thought we were there, but i guess we aren't there. 
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Jul 26, 2018 22:54
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CaptainSkinny posted:That's not what ASMR is and people like you are the reason it's made fun of. Just watch roleplay videos if that's your shtick instead of perverting something unrelated. ASMR is annoying to have and confusing as a child, not really something to be celebrated. But you would know that if you actually had it.  son you make the rest of us look spergy and retarded. I fukkkin LOVE ASMR vids but I don't go around whiteknighting my weird-rear end neurology that gives me those good-good tingles. It is weird as poo poo. And it feels good. Let's just all move on yeah?
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Jul 26, 2018 23:25
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y e s, l e t s m o v e o n s h a l l w e? *licks lips, moves tongue around inside mouth*
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Jul 26, 2018 23:28
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Is that the video where a guy with an Italian accent gives you a fake haircut?
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Jul 26, 2018 23:29
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Scaramouche posted:Is that the video where a guy with an Italian accent gives you a fake haircut? excuse u it's a guy with a fake Italian accent that give you a real haircut. madmatt112 fucked around with this message at 23:38 on Jul 26, 2018 |
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Jul 26, 2018 23:34
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ASMR is the clinical term for Assmurgers, which is related to Assburgers
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Jul 26, 2018 23:42
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metasynthetic posted:ASMR is the clinical term for Assmurgers, which is related to Assburgers The clinical approach I sexxed you are Mom with was Assmurder.
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Jul 27, 2018 00:25
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Scaramouche posted:Is that the video where a guy with an Italian accent gives you a fake haircut? this bad boy?
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Jul 27, 2018 00:50
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The one time I got an ASMR haircut I left after two minutes. Then another more sincere girl took my robot face off and adjusted it. That's all I know.
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Jul 27, 2018 01:07
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This is a message from automoderator, your post has been deleted because it's slightly outside the draconian rules of this subreddit.
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Jul 27, 2018 01:52
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I got deleted from a thread in which a foreign visitor to the US got slammed with a 9000 dollar hospital bill because he went to the ER for a minor hand injury for talking about the ridiculous healthcare system. The reason was "no soapboxing"
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Jul 27, 2018 04:16
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https://www.reddit.com/r/Rapekink/ A sub reddit for people trying to get other people to rape them. Like, real rape, with baiting.
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Jul 28, 2018 15:22
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Bajaj posted:https://www.reddit.com/r/Rapekink/ Wow. What could possibly go wrong  Edit: actually, having read some of the links there (taking one for team, goons!) I reckon every bit of that sub is typed one handed. monkeytennis fucked around with this message at 18:50 on Jul 28, 2018 |
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Jul 28, 2018 18:47
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redditors are really, really angry that discord took away partner status from their FFXIV discord, because they were posting porn of a race that looks like 3 year old toddlers. https://www.reddit.com/r/discordapp/comments/91k548/our_subreddit_lost_partner_status_due_to_a_tos/ https://www.reddit.com/r/ffxiv/comments/923j83/discord_revokes_ffxiv_reddit_server_partner/ 
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Jul 28, 2018 18:53
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Potatoes are only made for 3 things: mockery, head pets, and the sinister overthrowing of governments. That and weapons taller than they are, of course
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Jul 28, 2018 20:48
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I posted on reddit for the first time this week! today on a reddit thread about weight loss, i pointed out that eggs, cheese, and nuts are fairly high-calorie foods and shouldn't generally be chosen as snacks by people trying to lose weight. I also mentioned that they're very healthy foods in other ways - they absolutely should be part of a balanced, healthy diet - but they're not "free" calorie snacks, quite the opposite. I got downvoted to invisibility in the thread  .Why does reddit exist? Why does this site seem to overlap with the absolute stupidest subset of humanity in every single category? HAES morons, white-supremecists, male-supremecists, literal pedophiles, bitcoiners... wtf is reddit?
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Jul 28, 2018 21:00
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Thursday Next posted:Why does reddit exist? ... wtf is reddit? Thursday Next posted:HAES morons, white-supremecists, male-supremecists, literal pedophiles, bitcoiners
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Jul 28, 2018 21:11
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downvoting is the only thing that reddit does right. the ability to take away imaginary points and make people mad is good
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Jul 28, 2018 21:12
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Thursday Next posted:I posted on reddit for the first time this week! what the gently caress is haes
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Jul 28, 2018 21:55
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I think its a society of fat pepole enablers
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Jul 28, 2018 22:01
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Thursday Next posted:Why does reddit exist? Why does this site seem to overlap with the absolute stupidest subset of humanity in every single category? HAES morons, white-supremecists, male-supremecists, literal pedophiles, bitcoiners... wtf is reddit? you can make a fun game out of joining the official discords for various subreddits and counting how many pepe avatars and NSFW channels you see reddit is basically a blight upon this earth that deserves only the hottest fires of hell inshallah
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Jul 28, 2018 22:21
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FAGGY CLAUSE posted:I think its a society of fat pepole enablers Health At Every Size EVERY SIZE
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Hemingway To Go! posted:Health *also anyone skinny has an eating disorder
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