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Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
That receptionist for president

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super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

Who What Now posted:

That receptionist for president

Trixie is too far to the right for me.

DACK FAYDEN
Feb 25, 2013

Bear Witness

Otherkinsey Scale posted:

I know that receptionist is probably working for the president, but I really want her to just be like that.
honestly I bet she just is like that

it's Thorsbyer that way

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

I love seeing 'Thorsby' used as a quantifier.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

http://trixie.thecomicseries.com/comics/295

Goddammit Lyndon

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

http://trixie.thecomicseries.com/comics/296

SEXY FUNERALS

Otherkinsey Scale
Jul 17, 2012

Just a little bit of sunshine!
If there's a way to win an election that doesn't involve killing mass numbers of vice presidents, they don't even want to hear about it.

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost
Aw, I liked this vice president!

Pigbuster
Sep 12, 2010

Fun Shoe
The next vice president is going to be killed before we even see them.

The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007

Pigbuster posted:

The next vice president is going to be killed before we even see them.

How do you know this hasn't already happened to an unknown number of vice-presidents?

Otherkinsey Scale
Jul 17, 2012

Just a little bit of sunshine!
Vice presidency is now the second leading cause of death in Diabolica, after "got in Audrey's way."

Pistol_Pete
Sep 15, 2007

Oven Wrangler
"The Vice-President has died in a bizarre gardening accident."

jsoh
Mar 24, 2007

O Muhammad, I seek your intercession with my Lord for the return of my eyesight
whys lyndons couch look so loving stupid. its killing me

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

http://trixie.thecomicseries.com/comics/297

gross!

Leroy Dennui
Aug 9, 2014

Gina McCarthy made us gay,
but we would not have met
had Biden not dropped his cones
:gaysper::frogbon:
An even more foreboding chapter title than "Conumdrum of Death," how does Thorsby do it??

Dr Christmas
Apr 24, 2010

Berninating the one percent,
Berninating the Wall St.
Berninating all the people
In their high rise penthouses!
🔥😱🔥🔫👴🏻
It's pretty easy to see how that can kill someone.

DACK FAYDEN
Feb 25, 2013

Bear Witness
They can indeed :allears:

HBar
Sep 13, 2007

298

Lyndon you've been a couple for half of one adventure, what did you expect?

Tendales
Mar 9, 2012
I'm glad that Lyndon is still, and always will be, complete garbage.

Otherkinsey Scale
Jul 17, 2012

Just a little bit of sunshine!
Glancing at the last few pages, it's been 35 days.

He thought the five week milestone was the appropriate time for this.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Tendales posted:

I'm glad that Lyndon is still, and always will be, complete garbage.

:same:

Android Blues
Nov 22, 2008

Lyndon is perpetually trapped in a Painatorium of his own making.

Lotus Aura
Aug 16, 2009

KNEEL BEFORE THE WICKED KING!
I can't stop laughing at how super blunt that is. Goddamn.

Android Blues
Nov 22, 2008

The idea of someone proposing to me after five weeks actually makes me angry. Honestly I'm impressed that Audrey has shown this much restraint.

Sanford
Jun 30, 2007

...and rarely post!


Yeah way to ruin a good date Lyndon you doofus

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747
No.
Ah.

A Wizard of Goatse
Dec 14, 2014

Android Blues posted:

The idea of someone proposing to me after five weeks actually makes me angry. Honestly I'm impressed that Audrey has shown this much restraint.

Audrey has been shown to be pretty sharp and emotionally mature, it's just she knows what she truly wants out of life and that's murder.

The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007

A Wizard of Goatse posted:

Audrey has been shown to be pretty sharp and emotionally mature, it's just she knows what she truly wants out of life and that's murder.

And owning a pub.

Pistol_Pete
Sep 15, 2007

Oven Wrangler
http://trixie.thecomicseries.com/comics/299/


:dance: :dance: :dance:

Otherkinsey Scale
Jul 17, 2012

Just a little bit of sunshine!
I'm glad "TALKING BADGER WAS RUDE" made the front page.

Dr Christmas
Apr 24, 2010

Berninating the one percent,
Berninating the Wall St.
Berninating all the people
In their high rise penthouses!
🔥😱🔥🔫👴🏻
Sue Cannibalbulimia is certainly a name.

DACK FAYDEN
Feb 25, 2013

Bear Witness
Only a thousand lousy ducats per cupcake?

cant cook creole bream
Aug 15, 2011
I think Fahrenheit is better for weather
Due to some obscure clause in the founding Papiers of the nation, which was never invoked, if none of the parties reaching 15 percent, there hast to be a colition government.

Lotus Aura
Aug 16, 2009

KNEEL BEFORE THE WICKED KING!

DACK FAYDEN posted:

Only a thousand lousy ducats per cupcake?

Yeah, they're so getting ripped off if they take it as is. I'm hoping for some Extreme Negotiating Action before they go after 'em.

Grognan
Jan 23, 2007

by Fluffdaddy
heck, I'd go for Jimmy's Socialist Party

cant cook creole bream
Aug 15, 2011
I think Fahrenheit is better for weather
One thing I like about this whole political situation: The traditionalists keep losing votes. Those lost votes get split between the various other parties fairly evenly, because they're basically the same. Does that mean Trixie spends all her money on attack adds against the president? Or does the president funnel just enough money to the other parties so that they can always keep on the same level as Trixie? I know, thinking to deep about that will literally make you insane, but whatever.

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

Suddenly going through VPs for no reason is a really bad look.

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Dragonatrix posted:

Yeah, they're so getting ripped off if they take it as is. I'm hoping for some Extreme Negotiating Action before they go after 'em.

I'm going to bet that they get all three and then eat two of them right in front of the client. Three rare cupcakes are one thing, but the last known cupcake is quite another.

HBar
Sep 13, 2007

300

Eventually Lyndon levitates all the zombies. Then a plane crashes into one, breaking the spell in a deadly explosion. The heroes make a dramatic run for cover as they dodge the zombie rain.

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super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

That'd be a good twist.

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